You've never known true terror... until NOW! A storm rumbles in the skies above a group of three travellers and their lumbering flesh hulk. A gunblade, a werewolf and a mad scientist take shelter in a castle on the night of a will-reading... only for things to go monstrously, horrifically wrong! Tonight, we play SKIN DEEP, the Level 16 adventure from Derry's book of 20 Horror One-Shots, Folio of Fear! Will the Heralds of Horror survive the diabolical tale of dread ahead of them tonight? Or are they sure to perish to the thing stalking the castle? Windows get smashed. Chunks get bitten. Basements get entered. All this and more in this year's Dice Will Roll Halloween special, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is electricity an ethical substitution for void energy when creating an undead husk? CONTENT WARNINGS: Extreme classism, extreme gore, jaw trauma, cannibalism, body horror, familial abuse, neck trauma, topless transmasc titties Get a 31% Discount on Folio of Fear with this link! https://tools.pathfinderinfinite.com/browse.php?discount=929192e2a5 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grit your teeth and descend... we enter the final floor of the Abomination Vaults. About four months ago, a ganzi with a telescope noticed a mysterious light coming from the Fogfen Swamp. Today, our heroes descend into the final level of the mystery she uncovered. The Fogfen Few must be brave as they come to the bottom of the Abomination Vaults... for it is here that they must prove they are worthy of defeating Belcorra! Lenses get picked. Friends get united. Poison darts get blown. All this and more in the 69th episode of Abomination Vaults, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does squeezing a wisp let you talk through it? CONTENT WARNINGS: Urination jokes, being slightly mean to children, vomit, screams, poisoning and implied suicide, cults, headphone destruction Get Folio of Fear discounted today! https://tools.pathfinderinfinite.com/browse.php?discount=929192e2a5 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A rest in Otari can only mean one thing... something terrible is going to happen! SHIELDS UP! Look around! Bite your lip in fear. What was that noise?! Just people walking around the sleepy town of Otari? No way. Every time the Fogfen Few rests in Otari, something horrible happens! From crab monsters in graveyards to sword thieves killing people, there is NO such thing as a nice relaxing downtime session. I simply don't believe it. Well... I guess we can relax a little. Just for a while. It'll probably be fine. Shops get shown. Visits get made. Kisses get exchanged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what was that noise. Was that a roar. No way. CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to current political strife, discussions on forgiveness, redemption and death, eye trauma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cathedral of Shadows awaits. What are its grim origins..? Caligni have been going missing in the Abomination Vaults, and our heroes have sworn to stop them... but when it turns out that both they and their rival adventuring party, the Dungeon Delvers, are being dragged into an obsidian black church deep underground... well, gosh, that's probably not good, right? The Fogfen Few enter one of the most dangerous parts of the dungeon, unaware of its true history or what is to come now. Brace yourselves, listeners... it's the beginning of the end! Lights get shined. Songs get hushed. Gags get taken out. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what happens when a metal band shirt gets given life? CONTENT WARNINGS: Cult practices, human sacrifice, blindness, SKELETONS!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fogfen Few face off against Callido Haruvex after five floors of chasing! The bigger they are, the harder they fall. That's the hope in the hearts of the Fogfen Few as they battle with Callido Haruvex, the cousin of Lady Belcorra and a terrible graveknight warrior. With his massive zweihander and terrible cold magic, will our heroes be able to strike him down... or are they doomed to die under the boot of an undead monstrosity? Eye beams get blasted. Journals get read. Lenses get located. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... hello??? Is ANYONE there?!?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Nihilistic themes, not much else honestly it's all par for the course Abomination Vaults stuff, Phosero hints at forcefemming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the trail of the Dungeon Delvers, the Fogfen Few find nothing but horrors beyond their wildest imaginations... and a few silly billies too. We've had quite a few days here on the 9th floor of the Abomination Vaults, haven't we? Wight giant kings, vampire hyrngars, will-o-wisps following us everywhere we go... surely, SURELY by now, the worst of it must be over. Right? Wrong, of course! Our heroes continue their treacherous hike through the Hunting Grounds, making their way into the cave systems in the deepest end of the floor. Here, there's some pretty gnarly things waiting for them... so hold up your torch and hold your breath, this is gonna be rough! Fingers get grabbed. Keys get located. Doorknobs get turned. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does throwing a tantrum actually save lives sometimes? CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, gruesome remains, body horror, spiders, thalassophobia, Silk daily morning routines Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Surrender your soul... you stand in the shadow of LORD DOMINUS DRESCU, master of Belcorra's Treasure Vault! Bloodsucking bastards berate us! A nosferatu malefactor and his servants are the source of an old friend's curse, and if we want to set her free, we're going to need to kick some vampire ass! But so deep below the surface, where the sun never shines... is this voracious vampiric varmint indestructible? Ready your swords, we may need some lamp oil, ropes AND bombs in this one! Heads get clubbed. Heals get given. Discounts get given. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what sort of strange shape has three sides, with one corner at the top and two others at the bottom? CONTENT WARNINGS: Vampires, disease, neck trauma, blood, discussions of blood transfusions (but not in great detail), filth, cults, cult mentality, brainwashing, a second fireball has hit the treasure vault, Derry crashes the FUCK out in the patreon outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fogfen Few become the Fogfen Four as Phosero Witchhelm joins the fray! As an adventurer, you often end up taking on more quests than you'd expect. And some days, that means knocking out a whole bunch of them at once! Hans the Hand? Check! Books for Otari's ghost? Check! A quest you didn't even know you'd taken involving a mysterious elf in a tavern? Check! But then, there are some that you pick up, and... A wandering vending machine..? The Fogfen Few have a few interesting things to cover today, and boy oh boy, is it going to reveal some things they might never have expected! Hero points get given. Bridges get jumped from. Stairways get stared down. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many adventurers do other adventurers know? CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore and bone breaking/flesh tearing, allusions to sex, undeath, rat mentions, debt, mass devastation and disasters, worms, Phosero is not a virgin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The king of the basilisks slithers close! This is what happens when you lie. One second, you're trying to squirm out of an awkward situation. The next, a 30-foot long snake with a metal crown that breathes corrosive venom clouds is coming down to bite you. That's just the nature of things I fear. The Fogfen Few and Phosero Witchhelm must team up and fight for their lives, lest the terrible serpent turn them to mush and slurp up their goop! Guts get sliced. Pans get thwacked. Love confessions get exchanged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's it look like for Derry to realize he was autistic over the Muppets mid conversation? CONTENT WARNINGS: Snakes, vore jokes, eye attacks, romantic scenes, please do not call me a big vore boy over this episode I didn't write the stat block Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phosero Witchelm has arrived in Otari, and the Fogfen Few need to keep them from finding the grim truths of the dungeon! By now, days in Otari are often more dangerous than days in the Abomination Vaults, and today is no different. The Mendevian Crusader, Phosero Witchhelm, is here on Silk's mother's request. And as much as Silk loves his aiuvarin half-sibling to pieces, he really, really doesn't want his mother finding out how bad the Abomination Vaults are. So, what do we do about it? Lie! Deceive! Take part in some community theatre! Can our heroes prevent Phosero from finding out the truth? Or is it curtains for Silk's time here in Otari? Scars get revealed. Familiars get considered. Miasma gets noticed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... did you know Phosero is an old PC from the Pathfinder 2e Playtest, where we were supposed to make characters we'd kill off easily, and we recorded it for the original Dice Will Roll run before losing the audio when Dave's computer died? Did we say that ever before? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of PTSD and trauma, isolation, family trouble, discussions of crusades and genocide, lying to loved ones, Borbo is one clever bitch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A well-deserved rest in the city of elves! With that nasty business in the cave of giants over and done with, our heroes need some time to engage in some TLC before heading back to the surface and prepare for a surprise visitor. But even Yldaris has hijinks for our heroes to get involved in. Wakey wakey, and cover your eyes, adventurers, someone is *not* happy to see you! History gets discussed. Calls get made. Lizards get purchased. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much IS a gold coin in today's currency? CONTENT WARNINGS: Survivor's guilt, battlefield casualties, implied nudity and sexual encounters, discussion of crusades, petrification, sometimes I read these content warnings and it feels like I'm tagging a horny AO3 fic, f/f, canon compliant, plot what plot ⁠⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠ Original Theme⁠⁠⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Battle of Khurfel Cavern is upon us. Elves vs. Giants... who will come out victorious? The Marsh Giants of the Hunting Grounds are wicked cultists of Nhimbaloth, and have long been a thorn in the side of Yldaris. These brutal raiders kill their scouts, eat their livestock, and siege their city walls. And worst of all, they cling to one of the Fulcrum Lenses that will supposedly help destroy Belcorra. But for too long, Yldaris has been unable to fight back... until now. With a troop of cavern elf archers behind them, the Fogfen Few will have to prove themselves in battle... or become bone for the broth of the giants! Blades get poisoned. Hell gets unleashed. Hooks glint. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... wait, we have to kill HOW MANY enemies in this fight?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Warfare and battle, depictions of casualties, gore, zombies, dismemberment, decapitation, gutting, cults, sexy elf mommies prove themselves also capable fighters ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠⁠ Original Theme⁠⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A hint of romance betwixt NPCs?! Don't mind if I do... The tangled wilds of the Hunting Ground are too much! Let's gossip for a moment, shan't we? A little birdy told me someone has feelings for someone else. Now, are we going to be respectful of their privacy? Yes! But we're also getting involved, because it's funny. And THEN, we're going back into the tangled wilds of the Hunting Grounds. Because that's what true heroes do. Surfer slang gets spoken. Dresses get discussed. Giants get spotted. All this and more in this episode of the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do herbalists sell weed, maybe? CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief discussions of drugs and sexuality, playing Cupid, depictions of dismemberment and cannibalism, canonically Fiore has a cute butt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The hunting lodge awaits... as do the many sinister secrets of the Darklands! Dug too deep, and now we're in a cruddy cavern full of cruddy mushrooms and cruddy monsters. The Fogfen Few are seeking the caligni who have kidnapped the beloved Zaccheus Wimifor Slumberstone V, and they're pretty sure they know where to find him! But what's with all the spooky stuff following them around? Are they ever truly safe here in the Vaults? Only time can tell... and at the end of the day, they'll either have uncovered some ancient lore, or, y'know. Died! Traps get sprung. Ships get sailed. Alrik gets pointed at. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what texture is a marsh giant's tummy? CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality, body horror, gaslighting, muscle damage, sexy kinda evil granny ⁠⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠ Original Theme ⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠ Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Hunting Grounds, a level so large... it could be its own dungeon! The Fogfen Few have made an allegiance with the elves of Yldaris, but their journey to the bottom of the vault is far from over. On the doorstep of the underground city is the Hunting Grounds, a sprawling biome of ancient buildings, shimmering lakes, fungal forests and monsters, monsters, monsters! The fulcrum lenses that may end the reign of the Ghost Queen must be around here somewhere... but where? Brave the darkest depths, adventurers... it's going to be a busy trip! Tattoos get purchased. Skulls get observed. Apes get heard. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you make spicy food underground? CONTENT WARNINGS: Implied head trauma, impaled skulls and body parts, yucky tea mention x( Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠ Original Theme⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The city of Yldaris awaits, brave adventurers. Dare you open the gate? The Fogfen Few are recovering from another traumatic downtime session, and need to escape it all by going back into the monster-infested dungeon. Surely it'll be calmer there! Psychic horrors, winding tunnels and cities of elves are nothing compared to the terror Derry drags up in our home town. And this city's queen awaits you, heroes-- you don't want to keep the lady waiting, do you? Minds get warped. Wine gets drank. Visions get spewed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many buttons is it cool to keep unbuttoned when you've got a high ranking government job? CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality and mind bending, mild cosmic horror, fungus, allusions of mild claustrophobia, poison, NPC death, BIG titty elf ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠ ⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠ ⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠ Original Theme ⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠ ⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠ ⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠ ⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠ ⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon! Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A bumper-sized episode for our time off in Otari! Historically, nothing bad has ever happened in town... Air! Fresh air! The Fogfen Few are finally out of the vaults after several days being trapped down there, and they are owed one hell of a break. Wash your hair, eat some food, check in with friends... it's so much better out here. Let's chase up on some loose ends and unfinished business before we go back in, okay? I'm sure nothing terrible and twisted will happen, Otari's always too nice for that! Letters get read. Hounds get discussed. Skies get looked at. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the worst thing a child could do with the power to blow stuff up with their mind? CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of angst over mental disabilities, bad parents, claustrophobia discussions, cosmic horror, isolation, references to sexual content, Silk winks at the mayor ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠ ⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠ ⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠ Original Theme⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠ ⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠ ⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠ ⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The forest of fungus awaits you... if you dare travel its paths! Give it up for day 4 of being trapped in the dungeon! Day 4, everyone! The Fogfen Few are, frankly, over this. Murderous ghosts, gug cult leaders, and now drow?! We don't own the rights to those, even! Our heroes need to tough it out and make their way through a jungle of mushrooms if they want to make it out alive. And who knows what monsters lie within! Grab your swords, adventurers... it's about to get fungal. Explanations get given. Hoods get dropped. Messages get read. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how can we IP law our way out of this one? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to corprophilia, scatological humor and shitting one's pants, discussions of weight loss medication, arachnaphobia, alluded character death Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Napping in the dungeon... what's the worst that could happen? The Fogfen Few are spending another night deep in the Garden level of the Abomination Vaults. With no way back up, we're forced to go deeper, deeper, and deeper still, even when everything's getting too scary. Whispering caves? Giant spiders? Sure. What else could Derry throw at us? It's not like he's actively seeking to cause a TPK... right? Notes get taken. Bombs get thrown. Mushrooms get stepped on. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it a bad idea to mouth someone off when they're actively armed with death curses? CONTENT WARNINGS: Heart trauma, brain trauma, near death experiences, existientialism, angst, dissociation, possession, filth, spiders, can Silk have ONE good fucking day man Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The prophet of the caves beckons! Heed his call! Day 2 of being trapped underground, and the Fogfen Few are no closer to getting to the surface than they were before. Bog mummy gnomes, caligni cultists... how on Golarion are they ever going to get out of here? As they make their way through the winding corridors of the Vaults, they may just find an extraordinary clue... and learn about some other poor souls trapped here in the dungeon. Stairs get climbed. Fishing rods get cast. Glass gets looked through. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why are there SO MANY of these little shits around the dungeon?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of real world acts of colonization and genocide in the distant past, cosmic horror, nihilism and cosmic horror, body horror, gay little cultists Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices