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Dice Will Roll
The Dice Will Roll Crew
303 episodes
6 days ago
Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!
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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!
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Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 60: Fashion & Fury
A well-deserved rest in the city of elves! With that nasty business in the cave of giants over and done with, our heroes need some time to engage in some TLC before heading back to the surface and prepare for a surprise visitor. But even Yldaris has hijinks for our heroes to get involved in. Wakey wakey, and cover your eyes, adventurers, someone is *not* happy to see you! History gets discussed. Calls get made. Lizards get purchased. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much IS a gold coin in today's currency? CONTENT WARNINGS: Survivor's guilt, battlefield casualties, implied nudity and sexual encounters, discussion of crusades, petrification, sometimes I read these content warnings and it feels like I'm tagging a horny AO3 fic, f/f, canon compliant, plot what plot ⁠⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠ Original Theme⁠⁠⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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19 hours ago
2 hours 4 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 59: Battles & Bonesnappers
The Battle of Khurfel Cavern is upon us. Elves vs. Giants... who will come out victorious? The Marsh Giants of the Hunting Grounds are wicked cultists of Nhimbaloth, and have long been a thorn in the side of Yldaris. These brutal raiders kill their scouts, eat their livestock, and siege their city walls. And worst of all, they cling to one of the Fulcrum Lenses that will supposedly help destroy Belcorra. But for too long, Yldaris has been unable to fight back... until now. With a troop of cavern elf archers behind them, the Fogfen Few will have to prove themselves in battle... or become bone for the broth of the giants! Blades get poisoned. Hell gets unleashed. Hooks glint. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... wait, we have to kill HOW MANY enemies in this fight?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Warfare and battle, depictions of casualties, gore, zombies, dismemberment, decapitation, gutting, cults, sexy elf mommies prove themselves also capable fighters ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠⁠ Original Theme⁠⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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6 days ago
2 hours 55 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 58: Roses & Ravagers
A hint of romance betwixt NPCs?! Don't mind if I do... The tangled wilds of the Hunting Ground are too much! Let's gossip for a moment, shan't we? A little birdy told me someone has feelings for someone else. Now, are we going to be respectful of their privacy? Yes! But we're also getting involved, because it's funny. And THEN, we're going back into the tangled wilds of the Hunting Grounds. Because that's what true heroes do. Surfer slang gets spoken. Dresses get discussed. Giants get spotted. All this and more in this episode of the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do herbalists sell weed, maybe? CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief discussions of drugs and sexuality, playing Cupid, depictions of dismemberment and cannibalism, canonically Fiore has a cute butt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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3 weeks ago
1 hour 50 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 57: Goliaths & Gnomes
The hunting lodge awaits... as do the many sinister secrets of the Darklands! Dug too deep, and now we're in a cruddy cavern full of cruddy mushrooms and cruddy monsters. The Fogfen Few are seeking the caligni who have kidnapped the beloved Zaccheus Wimifor Slumberstone V, and they're pretty sure they know where to find him! But what's with all the spooky stuff following them around? Are they ever truly safe here in the Vaults? Only time can tell... and at the end of the day, they'll either have uncovered some ancient lore, or, y'know. Died! Traps get sprung. Ships get sailed. Alrik gets pointed at. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what texture is a marsh giant's tummy? CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality, body horror, gaslighting, muscle damage, sexy kinda evil granny ⁠⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠ Original Theme ⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠ Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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4 weeks ago
1 hour 57 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 56: Depths & Daemons
Welcome to the Hunting Grounds, a level so large... it could be its own dungeon! The Fogfen Few have made an allegiance with the elves of Yldaris, but their journey to the bottom of the vault is far from over. On the doorstep of the underground city is the Hunting Grounds, a sprawling biome of ancient buildings, shimmering lakes, fungal forests and monsters, monsters, monsters! The fulcrum lenses that may end the reign of the Ghost Queen must be around here somewhere... but where? Brave the darkest depths, adventurers... it's going to be a busy trip! Tattoos get purchased. Skulls get observed. Apes get heard. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you make spicy food underground? CONTENT WARNINGS: Implied head trauma, impaled skulls and body parts, yucky tea mention x( Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠ Original Theme⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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1 month ago
1 hour 48 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 55: Elves & Enigmas
The city of Yldaris awaits, brave adventurers. Dare you open the gate? The Fogfen Few are recovering from another traumatic downtime session, and need to escape it all by going back into the monster-infested dungeon. Surely it'll be calmer there! Psychic horrors, winding tunnels and cities of elves are nothing compared to the terror Derry drags up in our home town. And this city's queen awaits you, heroes-- you don't want to keep the lady waiting, do you? Minds get warped. Wine gets drank. Visions get spewed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many buttons is it cool to keep unbuttoned when you've got a high ranking government job? CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality and mind bending, mild cosmic horror, fungus, allusions of mild claustrophobia, poison, NPC death, BIG titty elf ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠ ⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠ ⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠ Original Theme ⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠ ⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠ ⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠ ⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠ ⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon! Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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1 month ago
2 hours 30 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 54: Shivers & Shopkeeps
A bumper-sized episode for our time off in Otari! Historically, nothing bad has ever happened in town... Air! Fresh air! The Fogfen Few are finally out of the vaults after several days being trapped down there, and they are owed one hell of a break. Wash your hair, eat some food, check in with friends... it's so much better out here. Let's chase up on some loose ends and unfinished business before we go back in, okay? I'm sure nothing terrible and twisted will happen, Otari's always too nice for that! Letters get read. Hounds get discussed. Skies get looked at. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the worst thing a child could do with the power to blow stuff up with their mind? CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of angst over mental disabilities, bad parents, claustrophobia discussions, cosmic horror, isolation, references to sexual content, Silk winks at the mayor ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠ ⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠ ⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠ Original Theme⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠ ⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠ ⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠ ⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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1 month ago
2 hours 58 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 53: Webs & Wyverns
The forest of fungus awaits you... if you dare travel its paths! Give it up for day 4 of being trapped in the dungeon! Day 4, everyone! The Fogfen Few are, frankly, over this. Murderous ghosts, gug cult leaders, and now drow?! We don't own the rights to those, even! Our heroes need to tough it out and make their way through a jungle of mushrooms if they want to make it out alive. And who knows what monsters lie within! Grab your swords, adventurers... it's about to get fungal. Explanations get given. Hoods get dropped. Messages get read. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how can we IP law our way out of this one? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to corprophilia, scatological humor and shitting one's pants, discussions of weight loss medication, arachnaphobia, alluded character death Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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2 months ago
1 hour 56 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 52: Bosses & Boletes
Napping in the dungeon... what's the worst that could happen? The Fogfen Few are spending another night deep in the Garden level of the Abomination Vaults. With no way back up, we're forced to go deeper, deeper, and deeper still, even when everything's getting too scary. Whispering caves? Giant spiders? Sure. What else could Derry throw at us? It's not like he's actively seeking to cause a TPK... right? Notes get taken. Bombs get thrown. Mushrooms get stepped on. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it a bad idea to mouth someone off when they're actively armed with death curses? CONTENT WARNINGS: Heart trauma, brain trauma, near death experiences, existientialism, angst, dissociation, possession, filth, spiders, can Silk have ONE good fucking day man Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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2 months ago
2 hours 10 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 51: Grottos & Giants
The prophet of the caves beckons! Heed his call! Day 2 of being trapped underground, and the Fogfen Few are no closer to getting to the surface than they were before. Bog mummy gnomes, caligni cultists... how on Golarion are they ever going to get out of here? As they make their way through the winding corridors of the Vaults, they may just find an extraordinary clue... and learn about some other poor souls trapped here in the dungeon. Stairs get climbed. Fishing rods get cast. Glass gets looked through. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why are there SO MANY of these little shits around the dungeon?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of real world acts of colonization and genocide in the distant past, cosmic horror, nihilism and cosmic horror, body horror, gay little cultists Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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2 months ago
2 hours 23 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 50: Chalices & Caligni
Ah... Ah, the light..! Ah..! Trapped in the caverns of Belcorra with no way up and a vile ghost hunting them, the Fogfen Few have certainly had better days when it comes to feeling at ease. Our heroes are desperately searching for a way to the surface, all while being hunted by malignant forces from below. And now, if that wasn't enough, they have *another* cult to deal with? What the hell is an "Urgathul"? Would you just fuck off? Honestly. Doors get opened. Wine gets sipped. Fossilized tunas get thrown. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can a puppet and a dragon truly fall in love? CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol consumption, cults, annoying Italian bastards Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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3 months ago
1 hour 55 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Dice Will Roll 413 Special: Subgrubs & Snazzards
No matter how hard you try, you just can't fight the Homestuck. Join the Dice Will Roll gang on a Karkalicious adventure to the planet Alternia, where the insectoid humanoids called trolls divide their society into a hierarchy of blood, cars have bug legs and people make hexagon pizza specifically to piss off the poor. In a one-shot adventure that requires no knowledge of Homestuck, Dave makes his GMing debut and Derry takes a backseat as Minsie, Tialli and Saruti-- three trolls trying to solve a grim mystery-- team up and plunge into the sewers! Derry wrote the wholeass system we're using, and it's great! Posts get disliked. Mouths get peeked from. Instints get used. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Subgrubs & Snazzards Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what pumpkin? JOIN SERVERSTUCK TODAY: discord.gg/serverstuck CONTENT WARNINGS: Racism and classism analogies, parental abuse, cannibalism casual civilian death, dystopias, extreme poverty, body horror, open horniness, arachnophobia, anime fans MUSIC: HIVESWAP: Act 1 Soundtrack. By James Roach and Toby Fox. HIVESWAP: Act 1 OST - 2. Snake Escape HIVESWAP: Act 1 OST - 3. Joey Claire, Extraordinaire HIVESWAP Friendship Simulator OST -- END OF FRIENDVANGELION by James Roach Hiveswap Friendship Simulator Volume 3 OST: Bronya's Theme PESTERQUEST Volume 3 OST - Dave Strider Theme ("ill probably just name this one something normal oh no aw beans") by James Roach PESTERQUEST Volume 8 OST - Aradia Megido's theme ("yeah it is" by James Roach) HIVESWAP Friendship Simulator Volume 18 OST - Lanque's Theme - "yall know i just do the music right" by James Roach Knives and Ivory - Midnight Crew HIVESWAP Friendship Simulator Volume 13 OST - imagine, if you will, a situation wherein i wrote the bulk of this song at 4 am and then woke up only to discover the monstrosity i had created in my fleeting hubris by James Roach. HIVESWAP: Act 1 Soundtrack. By James Roach and Toby Fox. Homestuck Vol.6 - Heir Transparent - Blackest Heart HIVESWAP Act 2 OST B-SIDE – 7. DRONE HIVESWAP Act 2 OST – 17. Ticket to Ride - Down with the Clown At the Price of Oblivion - 14 WSW-Beatdown Time On My Side-- Strife! Joren "Tensei" de Bruin & Toby "Radiation" Fox Homestuck Vol. 10 - 20 Ascend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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3 months ago
2 hours 32 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 49: Mothers & Mummies
An underground swamp?! Oh, Silk, we're really in it now... After a terrible crash, the Fogfen Few find themselves stranded deep underground in a subterranean bog. And what kind of bog would it be if it weren't full of bog mummies? Gnomes with mummified corpses calling themselves the Children of Belcorra hunt our heroes, looking to punish them for daring to come this deep. And they're far from the only horrors present on this floor! If our brave adventurers aren't careful... they're the next to be preserved for all eternity! Time gets slowed. Doors get unlocked. The air grows cold. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... should we even bother unlocking this obviously scary door? CONTENT WARNINGS: Body horror, mummification, curses, cosmic horror, uncleanliness, themes of nihilism and soul death, existentialism, depictions of disasters and massive loss of life, depictions of angry deities punishing humans, despair and loss of hope, ah sure it'll be grand lads don't even worry like Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound The Archlich [The music title] @TheSeventhMidnight (theseventhmidnight.com) Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara TIAN XIA+ DISCOUNT LINK! https://www.pathfinderinfinite.com/browse.php?discount=95641442a3 Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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3 months ago
1 hour 54 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 48: Elevators & Explorers
The riddle is solved! Let's descend deep into the caves below... With the devils dispelled, the fleshwarpers finished and the arena outlasted, the Fogfen Few are taking a well earned break. Soon, they're going to plunge into the hellevator, and see what lies beneath on the 8th floor of the Abomination Vaults. Otari is changing, for better and for worse-- what sort of new faces are we going to see come to this sleepy town as we gear up for the final book of our adventure? Wings get flapped. Maps get shared. Pulleys get pulleyed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you help a familiar overcome its jealousy issues? CONTENT WARNINGS: Existiential horror, nihilism, cosmic horror, abuse of legal power, Kingmaker Spoilers, elevator accidents, mummification, body horror, Fiore gets sassy Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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3 months ago
2 hours 8 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 47: Locks & Lawyers
Court is in session! It's the Fogfen Few v. Urevian! Buzzing sounds following our heroes home. Hags preying on the dreams of children. Manipulating the party into arguing over a man's soul. All of these misdemeanours can be traced back to one source: Urevian, master of the Prison Floor. Our heroes have the pendants, the power and the pissed-off attitude they need to take him down. The only question is... will they be able to survive Urevian's mighty attacks? Or are they about to be sentenced to death themselves? Circuits get complete. Buff spells get cast. Files get perused. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can we bring back Veknir the Instigator, please? CONTENT WARNINGS: Imitations of aroused sounds played for comedy, throat trauma, disembowelment, gore, implied eternal torture, references to predetermination and being inherently evil, Derry gets gay for Dave mid-session Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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4 months ago
1 hour 50 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 46: Cambions & Coarti
Oh, beautiful fallen angels, please don't kick our asses! The Fogfen Few and their new friend(?) Cynemi have found the source of Urevian's summoning plot: a giant pentagram held over magma, from which armies of devils will spew forth! If our brave heroes don't destroy the summoners, they're certainly dead meat... but the summoners are so, so pretty! It's us or them, as we race towards the end of Book 2... and hope that a certain will'o'wisp leaves us the hell alone in the process! Arrows get shot. Boxes get opened. Heroes get met. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to trick someone into becoming YOUR familiar when you're applying to become theirs? CONTENT WARNINGS: Eye trauma, references to abuse and trauma, Ritz so openly wants a coarti to fuck him it's nauseating Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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4 months ago
1 hour 45 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 45: Wisps & Witches
FLEE, MORTALS! FLEE FROM VEKNIR THE INSTAGATOR! The Fogfen Few have a new ally in the form of Cynemi, a wanted criminal on the run from Absalom. As they close in on the keys to enter the domain of Urevian the contract devil, perils of all kinds are slowly encircling the party. Can they escape the DOOOOOOM brought upon them by Veknir, the dreaded will'o'wisp? Or like, will they just die, or something? Tubes get looked through. Puzzles get ignored. Cubes get thrown. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it acceptable to use a curse to get gender-affirming care (get turned into a dog)? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of being born evil and predestination, guilt-tripping, romantic partners arguing, censored homophobic slurs played for comedy, human experimentation, torture, abuse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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4 months ago
2 hours 23 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 44: Killers & Kobolds
It's not just devils here in the prison... The Fogfen Few are hot on Urevian's heels! Seeking the five pentagram pieces that will blow open the doors and let them kick the contract devil's sorry behind, our heroes are ready to do whatever it takes to win. But are they really the only mortals on this floor? Put on your "nice to inlaws" face, it's time to kick some conversation ass! Curtains get drawn. Rocks get thrown. Manacles get undone. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is shooting guns and crossbows the same thing, more or less? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of current political events, fascism and US politics, sexual references, depictions of relationship strife, torture, starvation, dehydration, near-death experiences, major character death from previous campaigns, trans butch babes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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5 months ago
1 hour 55 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 43: Haddocks & Halflings
Chill downtime session! I promise nothing BAD is going to happen! The Fogfen Few need a day to recover from the horrors of the Prison-- more specifically, from Belcorra's evil hot graveknight cousin. And aren't they owed a nice, relaxed downtime session? The last few times they stayed in Otari, terrible things happened! But this time, things will be different. Trust! They'll have a nice time fishing together, and nothing BAD will happen. Don't look at the title of the episode! Stop it! Cut that out! This is FUN, we're having FUN! Nights get shared. Talks get had. Lines get cast. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... who's this douchebag? CONTENT WARNINGS: Psychological torment and gaslighting, serious relationship talks, abandonment, discussion of breakups, minor medical procedures, insufferable amounts of sex 2025 is the 10th anniversary of Shadows Over Sol, one of the most popular games from Tab Creations. Shadows Over Sol is a hard science fiction horror roleplaying game using Tab's Saga Machine system Discover the secrets of the Sol system in the 2400s, with multiple GM options to keep players on their toes. Support for a wide spectrum of play in the science fiction and horror genres including modules for Survival, Investigative, and Action horror. A fully-realized setting with a detailed breakdown of both social dynamics and the solar system, from Mercury to the Oort Cloud. With expansions that include colony planning in the Alpha Centauri system. Systems for personal combat, engineering, hacking and more! You can find out more at tabcreations.com. Use the promo code pod20 at checkout to receive 20% off Your entire purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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5 months ago
1 hour 51 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Abomination Vaults Ep. 42: Tactics & Terrors
Rip and tear! The Fogfen Few are fighting devils tonight! A devil? LYING to the party? This twist had no way to be foreseen and is absolutely unacceptable. The Fogfen Few are determined to waste as little time as possible when it comes to kicking Urevian's ass, and they've been plunged into war in the depths of the Prison Floor. Can an elf, a cambion and an empyrean take what the forces of Hell have to throw at them? Or are these devils going to be roasting some bodies over fire tonight? Metal gets played. Headshots get shot. Horsies get ridden. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the easiest way to speedrun a boss floor? CONTENT WARNINGS: Effeminate twinks Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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5 months ago
1 hour 42 minutes

Dice Will Roll
Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!