HI EVERYBODY! No, Depp Impact has not fallen into the abyss, never to return! It's here, baybeeee and shorter than ever! As the season gets busy and the project wraps up, Jenna just didn't have time to find guests, nor would she subject anybody to the 8 minute, Charlie Sheen, "masterpiece" RPG. So she did it herself! In this episode, we live react to the 1986 short "RPG" and then Jenna realizes half way through that she can also record a quick snippet on Jack and Jill. Brief updates abound in this exceedingly brief episode! Short films and cameos! Wow!
Organizations mentioned in this podcast:
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
Jenna's candles: DumpsterFiresForYou
Broadstreetministry.org
moviejawn.com
Ever see advertising for a movie and then watch the movie and the movie is NOTHING LIKE WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS. If you haven't had this phenomenon happen, do yourself a favor and press play on Arizona Dream. Today Jenna is joined by the professor of obscure Depp-filmography, Cameron Kelsall (@ckelsall) to talk about 1992's Arizona Dream. Somewhere between 21 Jump Street and a fever dream, this movie was made. Questionable pretty people doing weird shit with accordions and flying fish. Seriously, this movie is a TRIP.
Organizations mentioned in this podcast:
Cameron's social media: Instagram: @ckelsall Twitter: @cameronkelsall
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
Dumpster Fires For You: @dumpsterfiresforyou
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by deep friends and TREMENDOUS musicians Nico and Eve of my idle little fingers (@myidlelittlefingers) to talk about some of Depp's most important filmographic achievements: his music video output.
Music videos on display: Tom Petty: Into the Great Wide Open (1991), Lemonheads: It's a Shame About Ray (1992), Shane McGowan and the Popes: That Womans Got Me Drinking (1994), Paul McCartney: My Valentine (2012), Marilyn Manson: Say10 (2017), and yes, of course... Dior: Sauvage, both the dumb commercials and the FULL LENGTH MOVIE THAT IS A PERFUME AD.
Mentioned in this podcast:
my idle little fingers on instagram and tik tok: @myidlelittlefingers
New single, Angels, available now!: https://linktr.ee/myidlelittlefingers
Dumpster Fires For You: @dumpsterfiresforyou
Broadstreet Ministry: https://www.broadstreetministry.org/
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is back from a brief (three month!?) hiatus with one of Depp's more recent outputs! It's nothing personal, listeners, I just needed a break. But this is a movie that is not necessarily worth your time! Jenna is joined by the wonderful, the talented, the last guest on the pod Adam Howard (@adamdouglashoward) to talk about the jumble of metaphors that is Waiting for the Barbarians. This movie came out in 2020 after being shelved since 2019 and maybe it should have remained shelved! I'm being unfair about this boring, beautiful, film with good performances. Adam gave it 2 and 1/2 stars.
Organizations Mentioned in this Episode:
Black Theatre Alliance of Philadelphia: https://www.blacktheatrephiladelphia.org/
Adam's instagram: @adamdouglashoward
Adam's letterboxd: @adamdhoward
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
Dumpster Fires For You: @lessthanamuffin
Jenna's moviejawn review: https://www.cinema76.com/home/2020/8/7/waiting-for-the-barbarians-is-old-school-and-not-in-a-good-way
Stickie Detectives: https://www.theatrecontra.com/
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by actor, teacher, and long time popcorn sweeper/maker, Adam Howard (@adamdouglashoward) to talk about the delightful blood bath that is Once Upon A Time in Mexico. Wow! I not stinker this deep in Depp's filmography! How did this happen!? It slipped through the cracks. They chat wanting to be cast in The Flick, the perfection that is Salma Hayek, and Spy Kids 3D. Depp is actually really good in this movie and it's... jarring! In a good way? Sure!
Mentioned in this Podcast:
Adam's Instagram: @adamdouglashoward
Letterboxd: @adamhoward
HomeBoy Industries: https://homeboyindustries.org/social-enterprises/cafe/
Dumpster Fires For You: @dumpsterfiresforyou
Jenna's instagram, twitter, and letterboxd: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
Part II of our Depp Dive into the world of Gonzo with pod fave Dane (@dmeissler) to talk about Ralph Steadman and his very British ideals in a very American movement. For No Good Reason is a lovely dive into Steadman's work and a must for anybody even remotely interested in the Gonzo movement. Johnny Depp is barely in this movie! That's a good thing!
Organizations mentioned:
Broad Street Ministry: broadstreetministry.org
Dane's art account and personal instagram: @dmeissler and @eisslerart
Dumpster Fires For You: @dumpsterfiresforyou
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by producer, director, visual artist, performer, and professional weirdo Dane Eissler (@dmeisler) to talk about the strangeness and the beauty that is the legacy of Hunter S. Thompson. This episode is part of a two-part episode series about the world of Gonzo, so look for Dane in next week's episode as well! They talk gateways to counter culture, the two sides of Hunter, and why, oh why, J. Depp spent 3 million dollars on Hunter's funeral.
Mentioned in this podcast:
Healthy Minds Philadelphia: https://healthymindsphilly.org/get-help-now/
Dane's social media: @dmeissler
Dane's Art Account: @eisslerart
daneeissler.com
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
Dumpster Fires For You: @dumpsterfiresforyou
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by actor, comedian, writer, makeup guru, and birthday clown Amy Boehly (@amyboehly) to talk about... not Depp's filmography? But every random television appearance! Yes, every 15 second clip of every Deppisode of Johnny's illustrious television career is here! This includes Lady Blue, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Spongebob Squarepants, The Fast Show, The Vicar of Dibley, Life's Too Short, and that never to be forgotten classic(?), Hotel.
Mentioned in this Episode:
Amy's social media: Instagram: @amyboehly
anyboehly.com
The Asian Mosaic Fund: https://www.asianmosaicfund.org/
The Okra Project: https://www.theokraproject.com/
Dumpster Fires For You: @dumpsterfiresforyou
Moviejawn.com
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
#teamsymone #teamgottmik
Jenna is joined by writer, improviser, director, and creative force Ryan Rebel to talk about the stinker that is Transcendence! They talk box office failures, Rebecca Hall's agent, and Depp's sleepwalking. They also get deep into what movies are better at depicting a future beyond technology.
Organizations mentioned in this episode:
Ryan's twitch stream: twitch.tv/videoblobby
Ryan's patreon: patreon.com/postcreditcoda
Ryan;s film blog: https://postcreditcoda.blogspot.com/2021/01/unhhhh.html
Black Theatre Alliance Philadelphia: blacktheatrephilly.org
Dumpster Fires For You: @dumpsterfiresforyou
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by deep friends of the pod (and former Textual Deviants) Taiwo Sokan (@taitaitiedye) and Adaeze Nwoko (@theprincessman) to discuss one of the worst movies in Depp's filmography Yoga Hosers! They have deep questions about who this movie is for, how it was made, what is Kevin Smith's obsession with Canada, and how Johnny Depp decided this was the character he would show up for.
Organizations mentioned in this podcast:
Disney Deviants: @disneydeviantspod disneydeviantspod@gmail.com
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/disney-deviants/id1514469642
Taiwo's social media: @taitaitiedye
Adaeze's social media: @theprincessman
Black Theatre Alliance of Philadelphia: blacktheatrephilly.org
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
Dumpster Fires For You: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou
Moviejawn.com
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by friend and Boston Boy in LA Dexter Anderson (@dex55555ter) to talk about everybody's favorite drug, I mean movie, Blow! If you loved the Goodfellas, you'll love this knock off! They chat Slippery Mike, Tuna, Paul Reubens, and the failure of the American Dream. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Organizations mentioned in this episode:
Broad Street Ministry: https://www.broadstreetministry.org/
Dexter's dumb social media: @dex55555ter
Dumpster Fires For You: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined from Chicago by comedian, friend, and fellow podcaster Steve Grande (@this_film_is_not_yet_made) to talk about the delightful schmaltz that is Finding Neverland! They celebrate the magic of live theatre and the importance of storytelling that reaches out to not elderly rich white people. Kate Winslet's coughing is hilarious to behold and Steve and Jenna give a teaser to the sequels they will be making up, inspired by Finding Neverland in a future episode of "This Film Is Not Yet Created".
Organizations mentioned in this podcast:
This Film is Not Yet Created: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/this-film-is-not-yet-created/id1506425195
https://www.instagram.com/this_film_is_not_yet_created/
Presents from the Heart: https://www.etsy.com/shop/PresentsFromTheHeart
Philabundance: https://www.philabundance.org/
Dumpster Fires For You: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by gorgeous human, star of Fat Ham, and great laugher Brennan Malone (@brennensavon) to discuss one of the crowing jewels of J.D.'s "sexxxx" years, Don Juan DeMarco! Brennen gives a beautiful synopsis of a bat shit movie, Faye Dunaway is a smoke show, and Marlon Brando put on pants for this. Since it's still pandemic times, it's questionable if Jenna put on pants to record this podcast.
Organizations mentioned in this episode:
Brennen's social media: instagram.com/brennensavon
Black Theatre Alliance Philadelphia: https://www.blacktheatrephiladelphia.org/
See Brennen in Fat Ham: https://wilmatheater.org/event/fat-ham/
Dumpster Fires For You: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou
Moviejawn: @mjpodnetwork
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by blogger, podcast host, performer, and really good intro artist Kyrus Keenan Westcott (@thevibewithky) to talk about Michael Mann's Public Enemies! They chat the FBI, why Michael Mann movies are 900 years old, and Jenna says "uhm" too much. Kyrus is an excellent person to talk movies, music, and all things good. "Feel good. Be good. Live a life full of good vibes."
Organizations mentioned in this podcast:
The Vibe with Ky: https://thevibewithky.com/
Kyrus' social media: @thevibewithky
Black Theatre Alliance of Philadelphia:
Mutual Aid Fund Austin: https://www.gofundme.com/f/kick-the-cold-austin-mutal-aid
Dumpster Fires For You: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
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Jenna is joined by performer, Sondheim super fan, and podcaster of More Than Tracy Turnblad: Abby Rose Morris (@abbyrosemorris) to live out some musical theatre fantasies and dunk on the movie that is Into the Woods. They discuss the differences between the movie and the stage show, like Depp's Wolf cosplay to 2019's movie "masterpiece" Cats, and explore why fairy tales should probably be told by characters not in them. The link to the only good scene is in the description below. Skip this movie.
Orangizations Mentioned in this Episode:
The best scene of the movie: https://youtu.be/sWbpxY_1das
Black Theatre Alliance of Philadelphia: https://www.blacktheatrephiladelphia.org/
Fund for College Auditions: https://thefundforcollegeauditions.org/
More than Tracy Turnblad: https://www.morethantracyturnblad.com/
Twitter and Instagram: @morethantracyt
Abby's social media: Twitter: abbyrosemorris_ Instagram: abbyrosemorris TikTok: abbyrosemorris
Abby's website: https://www.abbyrosemorris.com/
Dumpster Fires For You: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by performer, producer, father, and one of Jenna's favorite friends Newton Buchanan (@newtron_bomb) to talk about a movie that is less of a movie and more of an experience, Kevin Smith's Tusk! Newt tries to talk through Tusk's plot, Jenna has beef with Kevin Smith, and both admit this is one of the weirder movies they've ever seen. What a movie for Johnny Depp to actually show up and give a great performance in.
Organizations mentioned in this Episode:
Black Theatre Alliance of Philadelphia: https://www.blacktheatrephiladelphia.org/
New Light Theatre: https://www.newlighttheatre.com/
Newt's Social Media: Instagram: @newtron_bomb Twitter: @newton_buchanan
Dumpster Fires For You: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou
Jenna's Social Media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by performer, producer, bread baker, and famous Jenna, Jenna Pinchbeck (@jennapichbeck) to talk about a movie that was made, Sherlock Gnomes! The Jennas talk gnomes, watching things that make the world melt away, and wonder if Elton John sponsored this movie. Spoiler alert: He DID.
Organizations mentioned in this podcast:
Black Theatre Alliance of Philadelphia (BTAP): https://www.blacktheatrephiladelphia.org/
Jenna P.'s social media: @jennapinchbeck
Jenna P.'s website: https://www.jennapinchbeck.com/
Dumpster Fires For you: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by podcast maven and managing editor of MovieJawn, among all sorts of Herculean tasks, Ryan Silberstein (@silberwhatever) to talk about the 2 hour and 45 minute ride that is The Lone Ranger. Yes, the Lone Ranger. Disney's biggest cinematic flop of all time. Johnny's attempt to "right the wrongs of Native American portrayals in movies" because that is his cross to bear. They talk train chases, Armie Hammer controversies, and Ryan says Depp's old man makeup makes him look like a melted candle.
Organizations mentioned in this podcast, being created on the land of the Lenni-Lenape:
Ryan's social media: @silberwhatever
Philabundance: https://www.philabundance.org/
I Saw it in a Movie: http://www.moviejawn.com/i-saw-it-in-a-movie/category/i+saw+it+in+a+movie
Fyeah F1: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f-yeah-f1/id1502048923
Shames Files: https://shamefiles.libsyn.com/
Dumpster Fires For You: Dumpster Fires For you: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
Jenna is joined by multi-hyphenated theatre artist and law school student Claris Park (@clarisparkis) to discuss a movie they both hate a lot, The Professor. This episode is trans atlantic! Claris woke up very early to talk and Jenna didn't turn into a pumpkin at 7pm! Claris declines to give law advice and the two describe every way they hate this movie. It is, in fact, Johnny Depp's worst reviewed film on Rotten Tomatoes at 10% and seriously, do not watch this garbage movie. Listen to the pod instead.
Organizations mentioned in this podcast:
Claris' social media: @clarisparkis
Philabundance: https://www.philabundance.org/
Dumpster Fires For You: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou
Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin
jennakuerzi.com
