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Definitely Delusional
Dean Lin, Emily Simmons
25 episodes
6 days ago
Welcome to the Definitely Delusional Podcast. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.
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Welcome to the Definitely Delusional Podcast. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.
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Definitely Delusional
Why is everyone in Europe and not us?

Girly Pops, is everyone traveling abroad this summer or is it just our friends?! We are having MAJOR FOMO right now and are salivating at the thought of a trip overseas to check out the local delicacies. We are ready to get more stamps in our passports, so don’t tempt us with a good time! Emily is dreaming of a “rendez-vous” with a foreign fella, and Dean is exhausted from being too much outside (he needs a vacation from his vacations).  Plus we discuss travel hacks, solo traveling, and meet cutes. 


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3 months ago
39 minutes 47 seconds

Definitely Delusional
Am Ai the Drama?

Girly Pops… technology has been progressing at the speed of light and we’re barely out here hanging on! With AI on the rise and people going into full blown auto pilot mode, we’re asking ourselves “Have things gone too far!?”. Dean dishes on what it’s like being a content creator and how his years of school have helped him make some ICONIC videos. Plus we discuss biohacking, feeling like we’re booers, and our “For You” pages. 


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3 months ago
31 minutes 26 seconds

Definitely Delusional
We're Made For TV and Delusional

Dean is back in LA but we fear he may return to NY one of these days! After a few weeks back home, he has found his stride (maybe) in the dating world and is on a roll. Things for Emily on the other hand… messy at best. She spills the tea on finding out she was “the other woman” and is hell bent on auditioning men to find local talent. Plus we dish on promising TV show ideas, envious friends, and getting better with age.


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4 months ago
40 minutes 3 seconds

Definitely Delusional
Why are JULYING to US

Girly Pop, It's officially July, and everyday we are fighting the urge to not breakdown and cry. It may be America’s Birthday, but we're not out here celebrating! The lack of fireworks both physically and metaphorically has us in deep reflection these days. Dean is making a positive change and is now dating with intention, meanwhile Emily is benching herself entirely in this abysmal dating market. Plus we deep dive on what gives us the “ick”, our high school heartbreaks, and how we wish we could hug our younger selves. 


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4 months ago
50 minutes 48 seconds

Definitely Delusional
Summer of OUTSIDE

Girly Pops, summer is heating up and so is the state of the world! 2025 has been a wild ride thus far, and we did not have ANY of this on our Bingo Cards…  We are shook to the core and holding on for dear life these days. 


Dean has been protecting his peace and disengaging from the petty drama, meanwhile Emily is taking a page from Sabrina Carpenter’s playbook and fighting these Manchidren in the comments section.  


Plus we discuss height differences, getting shadowbanned on social media, and being the main character in our own lives. 


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4 months ago
50 minutes 42 seconds

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(Men)aces to society

Summer has finally arrived and we are out here sweating over these situationships. If only we can have a summer fling as hot as this weather has been…  If all else fails, at least we will be OUTSIDE this year! Dean dishes on his dating apps and teaches Emily all about “cruising”, meanwhile Emily has taken a dating hiatus… for now. Plus we deep dive on circuit parties, Dean’s iconic legs, and the Taxi Cab Theory. 


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5 months ago
44 minutes 7 seconds

Definitely Delusional
Love, Lust, and Labubu's

The tension is in the air in LA and we are feeling very down bad in these streets. Between the civil unrest and these men making us restless, we are in our feelings big time. Why is it that men seem to just lust over us, but not love us in a way that we want?! Good enough to be lusted over, not loved? We certainly can’t be the only ones experiencing this?! Plus, we deep dive into sending pictures your mother wouldn’t want to see, rice queens, “Alpha Bros”, and our dream jobs as children (hint: you love to see us coming your way!) 


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5 months ago
51 minutes 51 seconds

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PRIDE MONTH is taking us for a RIDE

Happy Pride Month Girly Pop! Pride is here and WHEW it's been a time! Dean has been out and about and Emily has been throwing it down on every dance floor in town. Despite this crazy time, we couldn’t be more thankful for the LGBTQIA+ community and to celebrate living our Truth. This month is proving to be one for the books and we are ready for whatever comes our way. Plus we talk about self acceptance, projection, why our anger is sacred, and having a s*xual awakening at Abercrombie and Fitch.


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5 months ago
47 minutes 46 seconds

Definitely Delusional
You can't spell disappointment without “men”

Buckle up this week Girly Pops because we’re answering some of your burning questions from Instagram! Emily has self proclaimed “beaver fever” for Buc-ees and Dean is out here setting up dates. Plus we discuss the audacity of men, how healing has helped us for the better, and disaster first dates.


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5 months ago
49 minutes 16 seconds

Definitely Delusional
Domestic violence does not define you & you are NOT alone

TW: this podcast contains content regarding DV and SA. 

The news lately has us down bad and we are overwhelmed at the state of the world right now. It seems like everywhere you turn, there’s a current story that involves violence against women. And after learning the statistics on DV and SA,  we are  SHOOK  to our bone marrow. Whether or not you are in a relationship,  Dean and Emily are here to remind you that feeling unsafe is never ok and that violence is never acceptable. If you are experiencing DV or know of someone who is, the national hotline is 1-800-799-7233 or text BEGIN to 88788. 


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5 months ago
1 hour 13 minutes 40 seconds

Definitely Delusional
Scheming for a Surrogate

Everything is a recession indicator at this point... This economy is rough so we have to be creative in these streets. Dean comes up with a brilliant plan to make Emily a surrogate… The payout may be as questionable as the status of her womb, but hey, it’s worth a shot! And if that wasn’t deranged enough, we also discuss kinks, salmon sperm skin care, and Emily’s IUD.


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6 months ago
46 minutes 15 seconds

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Delusional about being treated like Uber Eats, tasers, and free botox

It’s lucky number 13 on our podcast but guess who wasn’t feeling lucky this week?! Emily was down with the post festival blues, but Dean came to the rescue and saved the day. If there's anything we’ve learned, it’s that your tribe will never let you down, unlike these men in the streets!


This week we talk about checking in with your people, having high standards in dating, creating healthy boundaries with men, and working through hard times in relationships. Plus Emily opens up about her post breakup glow up and lessons learned along the way, and Dean dishes on how having secure relationships are important because your body will make sure you KNOW you’re in something that isn’t right–aka bigging your back, breaking you out, and causing rashes.


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6 months ago
50 minutes 51 seconds

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Coachella Recap

Dean and Emily took the desert by storm during Coachella and no one was safe from their chaos! Dean is barely surviving from Coachella weekend 2 and Emily is going on weekend 3… STAGECOACH?! They spill the tea on the dusty battleground of Coachella and the resulting voice woes to unexpected encounters and a deep dive into Y2K nostalgia fueled by old-school cameras.


They’re recounting festival highlights, including stand-out performances from the Lady Gaga, Charlie xcx, Ed Sheeran and Megan Thee Stallion + more. They could barely speak let alone having walked 120,000 STEPS!!!


Beyond the music and mosh pits, Dean and Emily danced on stage, had some random flings and these two were on the loose and ready to HAVE A GOOD TIME… 


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6 months ago
51 minutes 24 seconds

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Amy Winehouse would have loved us

They tried to make Emily go to rehab and she said…. Don’t twist my arm! From bender burn outs, to crashing out from men, we’re heavily considering checking into some much needed detox. This week we get deep as Dean dishes on his journey into self healing and his experiences in rehab.  Meanwhile, Emily has yet to heal and is reminiscing on her college glory days and her usage of diet pills.  Plus we read Reddit, yet again, to  rationalize our insane lives and have officially built a graveyard for the people who have ghosted us.


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7 months ago
50 minutes 30 seconds

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United Seniles of America and the State of Our Healthcare | Part 2

STI’s oh my! Girly pop WELCOME to part 2. This week Emily takes us back to s*x ed where she spills the tea on all things below the belt and reminds us why it’s important to get tested! Dean is GAGGED from the statistics and honey… you will be too! Plus we discuss how to keep yourself safe and blow the lid on the states with the worst STI and pregnancy rates. 


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7 months ago
55 minutes 25 seconds

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United Seniles of America and the State of Our Healthcare | Part 1

Class is in session girly pop! This week, Emily has her teaching glasses on to school us all on the current state of the Union. Luckily she’s done her homework, so you don't have to, and she is more than willing to INFORM y’all! Dean is gagged over the government and Emily is spiraling out because of the CDC being gutted, but have no fear, we are locked in babes! Plus we pay tribute to Ryan White’s legacy, and dish the tea on presidents turned movie stars and MESSY political love triangles. Thanks for listening and make sure to stay tuned for PART 2!!


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7 months ago
52 minutes 5 seconds

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Dilemmas and DL Men

Girly Pop, we’ve scoured Reddit to find piping hot tea and trust us… these streets are not ok! With all this chaos we’re asking ourselves, does anyone have shame anymore?!  Dean fears he may be geriatric at heart and Emily is wondering how young is too young to date?! Plus we dish on men with midlife crises, nursing home naughtiness, and why we need to cancel ourselves for romanticizing people and being Hurricane Level Crazy. 


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7 months ago
51 minutes 1 second

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March Madness Sadness

March Madness Sadness is here and we feel INSANE. So much so, we’ve created a Hunger Games inspired “Survival of the Fittest” bracket. Dean is shaking and about to call on his ancestors to guide him through this mess. Plus we dish on friendship grievances, white culture being lackluster, and not taking our own damn advice, yet again. It’s called March MADNESS for a reason.


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8 months ago
50 minutes 1 second

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We Felt the Rush… and it Wasn’t Poppers!

Nostalgia is in the air this week, and no, it's not Jungle Juice you're smelling! Dean and Emily reminisce on their college days and debate whether or not they are still young, dumb, and broke (disclaimer: they are). Emily’s face is looking snatched from her recent trip to her injector and Dean contemplates an Only Fans life... or lack thereof (very dumb, we know). Plus they dish on the “Let Them ” theory and a new mindset, being the villain, astrology readings and of course their main man Luigi Mangioni.


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8 months ago
48 minutes 21 seconds

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The Bad Pancake Theory and Attached to Chaos

Get your aprons out, because this week we’re in the kitchen cooking. “The Bad Pancake Theory” has us asking: Are we burning men or are they burning us!? Plus we’re manifesting Bachelor party benders, making a case for short kings, and somehow fixing our dysfunctional attachment styles–or just deluding ourselves into security. And quite frankly, becoming more than friends with someone just means you might lose your common sense.


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8 months ago
49 minutes 56 seconds

Definitely Delusional
Welcome to the Definitely Delusional Podcast. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.