This episode we discuss trivia nights, our limited knowledge of our Ecuadorian family, Chea's smoke-filled tablecloth, figuring out if Carla received a souvenir from Ecuador, and Hayley's willingness to marry someone for a greencard.

This episode we discuss Connecticut, hotel rooms and travel for work, kiddie pools and continuing Hayley's visit Cuba which includes an unexpected death, the saxophone, and trying so hard to keep things romantic.

This episode we discuss having patience with our mothers, our first memories or lack thereof, the true definition of motherhood, Miss Piggy, getting a cleansing by an indigenous woman, and the much anticipated trip to Cuba to see Nestor!

This episode we discuss pug attacks, a recent friend reunion, how to pronounce "aunt", roadtrips, children' songs and shows, visiting mangroves in Ecuador, preparing to visit Nestor in Cuba, and a wild night taking care of drunk friends. Oh, and David. Carla forgot about him!

This is the camping episode! We discuss camping stories, opinions and upcoming trips. Then things get dramatic in Ecuador between Hayley and all the men including Julio, David and Fernando. MEN!

This episode we discuss our cousin's graduation from Occidental College, Hayley's son experiencing his first sugar high, gardening, ziplining and delicious meals in Ecuador, and things getting hot and heavy in Mindo with Julio and David.

This episode we discuss our trip to Las Vegas, flying Spirit, Hayley's luck with raffles, proposals by Ecuadorian men, getting a parasite after swimming in the Amazon, buying alcohol in college.

This episode we discuss testing Carla's patience, sexy firefighters, oil companies in the Amazon, Hayley getting lost in the rainforest, cute tour guides, and swimming with piranhas.

This episode we discuss bladder control and kegels, putting the pugs on a diet, going feral during a children's egg hunt, visiting an Ecuardian zoo, trying guinea pig, and preparing for the Amazon jungle trip.

This episode we discuss dog parks and Akila, being sick and comesick in Ecuador, flaming shots and singed lashes, and Vegas baby!

This episode we discuss our new recording location (the closet), the movie "The Twelve Chairs" and other obscure films from our childhood, people who looked like 40 year olds when they are teens, and the craziness of riding a bus in Ecuador.

This episode we discuss our new recording space, sleep talking, introducing Rico, mismatched animal friends, our respective "types" and judging each other's romantic interests.

This episode we get some adorable background baby noise while we discuss the Oscars, Hayley's first days studying abroad in Ecuador, and an introduction to Nestor.

This episode we discuss some childhood meals, Carla's last entries of middle school and the Spencer saga, Hayley's bucket list, the anticipation of Hayley's next diary, and we end on a very bad poem.

Celebrating 50 episodes by discussing the energy of the full moon, forgetting Hayley at the beach, going to Universal Studies with Nonna, a dead possum, our house being burglarized, and Carla's bucket list.

This episode we discuss wearing pajamas during the day, Carla's love of ASMR and puzzles, our most memorable fainting episodes, taking care of our mental faculties, and the lack of proper medical care for women.

This episode we discuss the fail of January, Chea's paint poisoning, Carla's crush on Giovanni, and Carla's 2005 Christmas list and actor list.

This episode we discuss Hotty Poddies, our new tenant, DIYs, the end of the Barcelona trip, Carla's movie list, and the wonderful Snow White poem.

This episode we discuss how we ended 2024, traveling without smartphones, glasses for motion sickness, and trying to inconspicuously yawn in public.

This episode we discuss Christmas in Mexico, Paella, Carla's last days in España and which cusine would we eat forever.

This episode is dedicated to Bella and Boise.