Hey y'all! Today, we are reporting from down in the valley where the girls get naked! Back from hiatus, it was only right for Jay and J to discuss the happenings in Chucalissa, Lil Murda getting murderous, Hailey Autumn Night Savage as Jessica Rabbit, the 180 ° shift between season 1 and season 2 as well as everyone's favorite tertiary character: Daddy Diamond. Much like a lace front unit on Uncle Clifford, this just felt right.

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TW: abuse, BDSM, stalking…For this year’s Valentine’s Day, we’re back with our ‘We Watched It So You Don’t Have to’ series. Movie of discussion: Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy. Need we say more? Follow us on IG and Twitter!

And perhaps a few fake ones? Joined by return guest Semajh, we are here to discuss every single divorce on Bravo's Real Housewives franchises.  We ponder the impact that John Adams Morgan has had on not only Sonja, but also all of us as viewers. We acknowledge Peter Thomas' time as a Housewife and give him his well-deserved peach. And we theorize on future, and possibly pending, disunions to come. #ReleaseTheMarsh2022 Follow Semah on Twitter & IG Follow us on IG & Twitter

Join us in this episode as we do a mini dive into VPR's Scheana Shay's dating history, her current situation with baby daddy Brock Davies and their whirlwind romance. We also take many a tangent and somehow also manage to talk about Euphoria's Season 2 Premiere, Ari Fletcher's Fenty Sponsorship being revoked and lastly we discuss some dark fetishes. Enjoy! 

TW: pedophilia, suicide, autoerotic asphyxiation, gun play, domestic violence.

On today's episode we are joined by our good friend Charlie to talk about our favorite bone-dry satire: Succession. In this first part, we focus mostly on the members of the Roy family. We dissect each of the siblings' opportunities to be the next Logan, assign sun signs to each of the main characters, and grapple with our own senses of morality and ethics based on the dark-humored nature of this show. Look out for part two!

Vanity Fair Video w/ the Composer of Succession's Score: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0WzqanwlG0

The New Yorker's Piece on Jeremy Strong (Kendall): https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/12/13/on-succession-jeremy-strong-doesnt-get-the-joke

Is it just me or is there an inordinate amount of terrible men named Tom running amok? In this latest episode, we are joined by Kara from Everyone's Business But Mine podcast to discuss the terrible traits of a few men named Tom, including VPR's Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz, RHOBH's Tom Girardi, RHONY's Tom D'agostino and Succession's Tom Wambsgams. We rank them, we rate them and we judge them. Do you have any Terrible Toms to note? Let us know! 

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Bravo is always a part of the conversation so, today, we return to our roots with a recap of the Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 9, Episode 13). You know, the one when Shannon Beador exclaims "You will all see the truth!". IG: @thedeclassepodcast Twitter: @thedeclassepod

Listen in as we play ‘Septum or Schnoz’, take a shot every time we say ‘pinched’ and give us your take on the future of the nose and facial filler industry. Also, if you’ve gotten your nose done, let us know. Don’t be shy! Follow us on IG: @thedeclassepodcast

Follow the injectors and surgeons mentioned today!:

—Erika B: @injectorbunny

—Julie Horne: @juliehornelips

—Ilana M: @thenosenurse

—Dr. Yildirim: @estetik_burun

Today's Taboo Topic: Open Relationships. From Dolly Parton to Kylie Jenner to Beyoncé, we cover a wide range of celebrities that have dabbled in nonmonogamous relationships. Along the way, we even make an astrological finding! Come open-minded and leave open to wanting an open relationship! IG: @thedeclassepodcast Twitter: @thedeclassepod

Joined by Stephanie “Sunshine” Williams from the Mocha Minutes podcast, today we are assessing Tyler Perry’s body of work. From Diary of a Mad Black Woman, to For Colored Girls, to Madea’s Family Reunion, we touch on almost all of his filmography. Together, we critique his flimsy plot lines, pooh-pooh his scripts, and contemplate his portrayal of women. Come with a critical eye and let's go on a tirade! Follow Stephanie: IG- @mochaminutes Twitter- @sunnytwotethat Buy her a coffee!- https://www.buymeacoffee.com/mochaminutes Follow us: Twitter- @thedeclassepod IG- @thedeclassepodcast

Your girls are back and this time we are discussing the Netflix phenomenon Squid Game (or Squid Games as a lot of us seem to call it). Now that the hype has simmered down some, we offer you a brief recap, a slight review and a light analysis using numerology techniques. Join us as we also talk about relationship red flags, newfound phobias and so much more. Follow us on IG (@thedeclassepodcast) and Twitter (@thedeclassepod) for more content!

This is what happens when you get J and Jay together a few days before Halloween. Apparently you talk about your inner child, high school, games, childhood creativity, cult classics vs top grossing films and rate the best candy—all with a sprinkle of spirituality and celebrity talk, of course. We don’t know, we’re just spitballing here. Grab your vice of choice and tune in to our random musings. **TW: child abuse (in reference to the Paris Hilton discussion) ~@1:05:00** For more content follow us on IG and Twitter!

It's 1967 (or 2021, depending on who you ask) and we are talking about the DiMeo crime family.  The Many Saints of Newark is the perfect opportunity for us to talk about something that Jay and J both love: The Sopranos. Through recapping and reviewing the film, we get to talk about everything from Christopher Moltisanti's untimely death to Ralph Cifaretto wearing a wig. Déclassé won't only focus on tv shows and movies, but it will focus on the darker side of life, much like The Sopranos. Hope you enjoy! Follow us on IG and Twitter And if you have a déclassé subject you want us to talk about, let us know!

You know we had to bring back another good friend of the pod to talk about this premiere episode. Join us and Kendrick as we chat about the RHOSLC S2 premiere, high school superlatives, Met Gala looks, Tom Girardi’s immortality, religious conversions and so much more! Follow Kendrick Tucker on IG @realitycomicstoo

Today we are kind of recapping Season 6 Episode 8 of the Real Housewives of Potomac, but not really. We more so talk about Robyn Dixon as a character on RHOP, Boss Lady Mia, and The Shahs of Sunset reunion. Happy Labor Day weekend! Our IG Our Twitter

Join us as we chat about a Punta Mita trip from hell, tequila confessions, rank the RHONY ladies as friends and lovers, talk about how we are feeling about RHOP so far and much more! Follow Kim Hasara on IG: @bravoyinzer

Finally, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY! Joined by Ky, a skinny BBL aficionado, we talk about all things Brazilian Butt Lifts. We analyze the many asses Kylie Jenner has "allegedly" purchased, play a game of "Bought or Born With It?", and have an "informed" discussion about the best asses in Hollywood. Hope you all enjoy the deviation from our usual content! DM Ky about BBLs! You know where to find us! Kosmetic Kris

“She was buckin and she was truckin”—Ancient Flavism. Join us as we bring back friend of the pod Charlie for an epic retro recap of none other than cultural icon Flavor Of Love. FoL served as the genesis of all the love and dating shows that we know today. On today’s episode we’ll specifically focus on the premiere and finale of S2 where we meet Deelishis, Bootz, Buckey and more, laugh over an infamous living room accident, ponder if Flavor Flav has dogs, reintroduce ourselves to reality tv queen New York, contemplate flight prices to Belize, give you our own “where are they now?” guesses and so much more! Follow Charlie on IG @oddblackindividual

The Bravo Gods have finally given us some conversation-worthy content. Hallelujah! We are joined by Semajh to talk about drunk truths, cheating truths, broke truths, and whatever other truths that come out. We discuss some of the breaking pop culture news, show our support for Bershan over on RHONY, talk through how the cast of The Encore may be just what RHOA needs for their upcoming season and gush over Bojack Horseman.  Timestamps: 0:07- Intro & Astrology 28:15- Breaking News 38:02- RHONY 1:14:55- RHOP Semaj on Twitter Semaj's Pod on IG Semaj's Personal IG

WE ARE ON A MEGA YACHT! So join us as we set sail through the Mediterranean and do things like: state our stance on the Eboni K Williams Harlem Nights dinner, question the validity of Darwinism, give our opinion on Heaven, ponder why Chef Mat is cooking for Wolverine, rank the crew aboard The Lady Michelle, breakdown the first charter of the season and more! 0:00–Intro, 09:20–Eboni K Williams discussion, 28:30–Below Deck Med Review