We open the show talking about how quickly kids change, and question the dinosaur industrial complex. Then a quick pivot into people ruining their livelihoods for celebrating death, the Charlie Kirk memorial, and the Jimmy Kimmel suspension. We end with emails about evil parents and online dating.

We begin with a story about my 3 yr old’s play date, talk about kids shows, hard turn into Tyler Robinson and his pack of degenerates, and a new version of cancel culture comes for liberals.

Remembering Charlie Kirk

We start the episode explaining why I’m currently in the doghouse. Review several viral videos from the weekend including Phillies Karen, the Charlotte public transportation murder, and the military blowing up cartel members. We then end with my embarrassing proposal story and how to avoid disappointing your fiancé.

We discuss the temporary identity crisis that a lot of parents deal with in the early days, reluctantly talk about the terror attack in Minneapolis, congratulate Taylor Swift on her engagement, and give advice on baby names.

We get into a conspiracy theory about daycares, mourn the loss of Cracker Barrel, talk about how great the Cowboys Netflix documentary is, and answer emails about homeschooling and fighting other dads.

We start by reflecting on the journey we all take to becoming fathers, then laugh at Chuck Schumer, roll our eyes at the NFL, and read some posts by adult children on Reddit.

This week I finally accept my son for who he is, discuss the downfall of Howard Stern, identify the one person South Park won’t mock, and read some emails.

We go over the major Dad wins and losses for the week, applaud American Eagle for not caving, talk about what to do when your baby goes through sleep regressions, and discuss Marxist teachers turning your kids against you.

We begin with story time about a trip to the Children’s Museum. Then we reminisce about the 80’s and Hulk Hogan, make fun of the cackling hens of The View, and answer emails.

We review some concerning data about Baby Boomer grandparents, rant about fat people at Wawa, and laugh at Stephen Colbert for losing 40M per year for CBS.

We make fun of a Hollywood actress, talk about the viral golf course fight, and express concern about the growing spinster population. All while recovering from a vasectomy.

We quickly acknowledge that society collapses without strong dads before diving into the horrible suffering that men have to deal with in the delivery room.

Story time. Bad advice.

This one is for the Dads.