There's a Wolves Twitter Civil War over Chris Finch. Ja Morant may be a Timberwolf this season. Someone took down the original Julius Randle Goosebumps video.
We're four games in and the gentlemen are trying to make sense of the Anthony Edwards injury, as well as some weird initial trends and observations (both positive and negative). Julius Randle is a trees jersey legend. Rob looks great in the face mask. If you're a new fan: welcome to Target Center. Please get lit when you're in the building. Love you BYE
We're so frickin back. We fired up the mics as soon as the clock struck 0:00 to talk about Donte (oh no), Bones (oh yes), Anthony Edwards (wow), and initial reactions to the Wolves' first game. Go buy some Lamb Chops. See you at Target Center
Thanks for coming to WolvesFest. My lord, a time was had. The audio is a bit of an adventure on this one. JakesGraphs and Dane Moore join us to chat about the forthcoming season. People were lit. Shout to the Dane Moore NBA Show for always showing love, and for Falling Knife for being the host with the most.
The emperor of Wolves Twitter joins the pod for our annual over/unders segment! We also re-litigate whether or not Christian Braun is hot (from last week), as well as dig into Kyle's vibes going into the season. See you at Wolves Fest at Falling Knife on Saturday!! I love you!
- #AD @Timberwolves x Chromatic Vintage Drop Event Announcement (10/7 @ 5pm in the Skyway by Gate 1)
- THE TREES ARE BACK
- QUEEN PHEE AND THE LYNX VS THE WORLD
- THE TREES DRAFT! MORE FUN THAN WE ANTICIPATED!
Durf is at a bachelor party so he isn't here. So Brandon and Jally talk about the Lynx advancing, Co-DPOTY, Phee disrespect on Threads (don't go on Threads), and the state of our favorite corporate intellectual properties. Nate, come back. We don't need to do 15 minutes on Fandom.
Last week, we tweeted a meme of Craig Smith. This week, former Timberwolf Craig Smith joins the pod to discuss his career, his fav moments, the state of the league, the state of the Wolves, and Fantasy Football. Check out Craig's Foundation https://tayloredrhinofoundation.org/ as well as his books "Craig and his Magic Basketball" and "Coloring with Craig: The Rhino's Basketball Adventures." Craig Smith rules. You already knew that but you're going to know it even more after this episode
Andrew's back to discuss the Lynx's perseverance in the wake of the Phee injury, the first three trades since the Carrington trade, and the excitement of covering two elite MN basketball teams year around. Long live Andrew, he's great.
We discuss Phee's injury, the DiJonai Carrington trade, and host Brandon's Uncle Tim on the pod because he won a silent auction.
Brandon and Nate went to Summer League and omg. WNBA All Star Weekend restored the feeling.
NAW WE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE LIVE SHOW (THAT IS MEANT FOR YOU, THE PANTY NATION MEMBER. NOT NAW, UNFORTUNATELY).
CWNP was invited to the first showing of Jurassic World: Rebirth in Minnesota, so we went and recorded a podcast about it. It's obviously spoiler free. This is the off season BAYBEEEEEE.
Somebody gave Jordan a juicy scoop. This is probably why you're listening to this episode, and that's fine, but just know we talk about Jordan's dad for the first 3:48 seconds of the episode. We also go over off season trade chatter, Wolves Twitter's reaction to all the rumors, and how Nate should watch Invicible.
IT'S THE THIRD ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIES AWARD EXTRAVAGANZA BROUGHT TO YOU BY JIMMY'S DIPS, DUKE CANNON, AND DENT HEADS!
WE ALSO REVIEW OUR OVER/UNDERS THAT WE SET AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON WITH JACK FROM BAD ANGLE BASKETBALL!
COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AT FALLING KNIFE BREWING COMPANY ON 6/25/25 FROM 6-10PM!
Chris Hine wrote a book about Anthony Edwards. It's great. We talk all about it with a few (a lot) of detours along with way.
Minnesota sports curses aren't real. Gary Anderson was never a Timberwolf. The season was fun. And the future is bright. See you guys at a Lynx game. Enter our contest to win a PSA Graded Ant cared on our Instagram and Twitter @NoPantsCrunch
Fear is the Mind Killer, gang. The Timberwolves dropped game 1, however the gentlemen don't seem too pressed by it. Jordan complained a little (a lot) about the refs.
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! THESE ARE THE GOOD OL DAYS!