The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast’s Halloween Special for 2025 is BEEF PIE, written by me, Tom Crowley, with Benjamin Partridge and the cast. It is available to download from The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast’s feed right now! This trailer also features the voices of Anna Leong-Brophy, Cody Dahler and Gemma Arrowsmith.

Recorded live at London Podcast Festival 2024, it’s Crowley Time! What happened to Marco DiPoni? You’ll soon know! Also features special appearances by Mike Shinbone and Sir Chuntley Buffingham, among others. Written and performed by Tom Crowley Live, with special guests Gemma Arrowsmith and Paul Putner and sound and music operated by Odinn Orn Hilmarsson. Listen to Leyline High Rewind at leylinehigh.com, find Ramon Fear’s Terror Tapes at ramonfear.com and keep up with Odinn Orn Hilmarsson at odinnoh.com. Special thanks to the London Podcast Festival team and the Kings Place venue staff! Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show and look out for future live dates at live.crowleytime.com!

Let’s be having it then, it’s another conversation with someone making things gooder, in theory, with me, Tom Crowley. This time it’s Martin Boo-Hiss (the H is silent), who works in the field of residents’ rights, or at least that’s what he calls it. Thanks to actor, writer and comedian Thomas Nelstrop for connecting us. Listen to Thom’s podcast with Gemma Arrowsmith and Susan Harrison, Leyline High Rewind, on all good podcast apps and at leylinehigh.com, and keep up with Thom on Instagram at @thomasnelstrop. To hear the extended Great Big version of this interview, sign up to support this show at patreon.com/crowleytime. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com and book your tickets to Crowley Time Live at London Podcast Festival next week at live.crowleytime.com!

Hot thrusters! It’s every installment of the epic Link Tangent space odyssey yet released! Catch up on all the exciting, confusing and off-putting things that have happened to our favourite Space Cartographer, then come and see his first feature-length adventure at London Podcast Festival 2025, 4:30pm, Sunday 7th September at Kings Place near Kings Cross Station, guest starring Chiara Goldsmith and Andy Secombe with live music from Odinn Orn Hilmarsson! Tickets at live.crowleytime.com The Link Tangent Saga So Farga was written and performed by Tom Crowley, an unusual form of carbon-based life, featuring a guest performance from Lucy Farrett, guest writing and performing from Felix Trench and incidental music by Jeremy Fisher.

Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! Yes, it’s another interview with an entrepreneurial spirit, with me, Tom Crowley. This time we meet Elsie Bette Bathory, who is committed to reaching out to local young women and getting them involved. Thanks to actor Meg Henry for connecting us. You can follow Meg on BlueSky at madamemeghen.bsky.social and reach her agent at shelleylowrytalent.com. To hear the extended Great Big version of this interview, sign up to support this show at patreon.com/crowleytime. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com and book your tickets to Crowley Time Live at the Edinburgh Fringe in August and at London Podcast Festival in September at live.crowleytime.com!

Whoops! Hello? Yes! It’s another interview with a local activist, would you believe it, done by me, Tom Crowley. This time it’s Leslie Phelton, who has some extremely committed beliefs and is taking some extremely extreme action. Thanks to writer, actor and comedian Emily Lloyd-Saini for connecting us. You can keep up with Emily by following her on Instagram, @emilylloydsaini. To hear the extended Great Big version of this interview, sign up to support this show at patreon.com/crowleytime. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com and book your tickets to Crowley Time Live at the Edinburgh Fringe in August and at London Podcast Festival in September at live.crowleytime.com!

Woah, what? Yes, it’s another series of Crowley Time’s investigative spin-off in which I, me, Tom Crowley, go find folks who make change, and not like a cashier does. Our first guest is Michael Lapwing, who has launched many charitable ventures in his time, but his latest seeks to offer solace to that most underappreciated demographic in our human society: the mums. Thanks to comedian Chris Cantrill for connecting us. Listen to Chris’s podcast Rural Concerns, go see him live on all high-quality stand-up stages and follow him at @chris_cantrill on Instagram! To hear the extended Great Big version of this interview, sign up to support this show at patreon.com/crowleytime. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com and book your tickets to Crowley Time Live at the Edinburgh Fringe 2025 at live.crowleytime.com!

A bottle of rum! Jolly Mastchris Day to you all! Here’s a sun-drenched summer special to aid you in your festivities. It consists of a heartwarming traditional tale, passed down through the generations and now gifted to you, you lucky people. If you’re celebrating Mastchris, why not post online about it with the hashtag #mastchris? You could also contact Tom on social media at @atomcrowley everywhere or email the show at crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. To support the show, go to patreon.com/crowleytime, or go to crowleytime.com and buy some official merchandise or book for an upcoming live show. Splice the mainbrace! And a merciful Fat Stephen’s Rest to you all!

Gird everything for Crowley Time! Featuring a host of favourites including Mike Shinbone, Skeleonora Profanicata and the concept of evil. Written and performed by Tom ‘Not Evil’ Crowley. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show and go to live.crowleytime.com for all upcoming live dates!

live.crowleytime.com Final DiPoni Contingency shows: Thursday 28th May, 7:30pm - Old Fire Station, Oxford (live and streaming online) Wednesday 13th August, 7:40pm - Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

Oh merciful God, look out! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring monsters, mothers and a great big proper edition of Ask Wingnut. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, who is the main one out of it, with special guest Susan Harrison. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. Keep up with everything Susan Harrison-related at susanharrisoncharacters.com. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show and go to live.crowleytime.com to book for the upcoming live shows!

Sure as a swordfish, it’s the thrilling conclusion to Madrigal in Margate! Who killed the headless man? What’s behind the devastating oat milk shortage in Kent’s sun-soaked seaside underbelly? Will DS Bucksheath ever get the feeling back in his arms and legs? Find out within! Written and performed by an increasingly irrational Tom Crowley, with original music composed and performed by Tommy Music, who you can find at @tommymusicuk on Instagram. Additional editing by Odinn Orn Hilmarsson, who you can find at odinnoh.com. Hire both of those men for music, sound design and everything in-between! Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show. See Crowley Time Live in 2025! At the Machynlleth Comedy Festival in Wales on Sunday 4th May (machcomedyfest.co.uk) and at Brasserie Zédel in London on Saturday 10th May (brasseriezedel.com).

Woh ho ho woh! Chrimas time alreddy??? Yes! Then time fo me, Misr cristmass! Bring big pressunt and also scerry storry for chily nite! Verry mery to yo! Be socal at @atomcrowley all ove the plase, by murchandies at crowleytime.com and send ltot of muny to patreon.com/crowleytime! Be gud or els COLE!!!!

Ahoy, lawbreaker! Witness a new beginning for a beloved crimebuster as DCI Paul Madrigal returns, with his old buddy DS Trovey Bucksheath in tow, ready to straighten out the crooked seaside town of Miam- I mean, Margate. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, but at what cost? Original soundtrack composed and performed by Tommy Music, find him at @tommymusicuk on Instagram and hire him to make nice sounds for you! Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show.

Oi slaphead! It’s the Great Big version of the Old third Faces of Virtue episode! In this bigger, extended episode of the investigative improvised spin-off, Tom interviews karate instructor Aiden Turnbull. Thanks to writer and researcher Thomas Ellis for the introduction. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com or @atomcrowley on social media.

Don’t invite it in, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring an otherworldly odyssey, a woman on a mission and the dubious return of Spanks McCandle, oh dear. Written and performed by the picture of Tom Crowley in the loft that gets older, with special guest Kudzanayi Chiwawa. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show. And quick, look behind you! Haha, got you.

Face to face, it’s two new Faces of Virtue for the price of one! Meet twin sisters Phoebe and Felicity, who want all women to feel as confident as they do. Thanks to Gemma Arrowsmith and Susan Harrison for the introduction. Check out their improvised reviewer-based comedy podcast Hayley & Ruth: Two Stars, available on all podcast apps! To hear the extended Great Big version of this interview, sign up to support this show at patreon.com/crowleytime. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com, and maybe buy yourself some Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com!

Ho ho woah! It’s another virtuous face for the new millennium! Meet Barnabetta Claws, a woman who wished it could be Christmas every day, so decided to make it happen. Thanks to Jen Sugden for the introduction. Check out the alternate history mystery comedy podcast she co-created, Victoriocity, available on all podcast apps! To hear the extended Great Big version of this interview, sign up to support this show at patreon.com/crowleytime. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com, and maybe buy yourself some Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com!

Meow! Meet another face! This time it’s animal namer Charles Franklin from Los Angeles, whose life’s purpose is to introduce people to pets, and always by the right moniker. Thanks to Matt Apodaca (@mattapodaca on Instagram) for the introduction. To hear the extended Great Big version of this interview, sign up to support this show at patreon.com/crowleytime. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. While you’re at it, why not buy some merchandise at crowleytime.com or get tickets to Crowley Time Live at London Podcast Festival at kingsplace.co.uk?

Gotcha! Here comes another series of the investigative Crowley Time spin-off in which I, me, Tom Crowley, seek out inspirational figures who have made a change in their lives or their communities. First up this time is Sydney Bettencourt, a man who sought to turn grieving into giggles, with surprising results. Thanks to Benjamin Partridge of The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast for the introduction. To hear the extended Great Big version of this interview, sign up to support this show at patreon.com/crowleytime. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. While you’re at it, why not buy some merchandise at crowleytime.com or get tickets to Crowley Time Live at London Podcast Festival at kingsplace.co.uk?