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Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Rob Springer, Charlotte Jones, Caleb Chilcutt

54 episodes

5 months ago

Send us a text Teenage Runaway Girl? Captain's Paternity Tested! A study of Playboy magazine and body hair Producer Caleb in Stranger Things inspired drag? We celebrate one year of podcasting Love Boat Exposed!! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and ...

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Send us a text Teenage Runaway Girl? Captain's Paternity Tested! A study of Playboy magazine and body hair Producer Caleb in Stranger Things inspired drag? We celebrate one year of podcasting Love Boat Exposed!! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and ...

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Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep51 - She's a Little Runaway

Send us a text Teenage Runaway Girl? Captain's Paternity Tested! A study of Playboy magazine and body hair Producer Caleb in Stranger Things inspired drag? We celebrate one year of podcasting Love Boat Exposed!! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and ...

1 year ago

26 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep50 - Don Knotts Impregnates Catwoman?!

Send us a text Julie Newmar + Don Knotts !! The mis-match of the century!! Now The Love Boat has had pretty much every cast member from another of our old favorite TV shows, Three's Company! That's right, Catwoman from the original Batman TV show and Classic TV's own Barney Fife / Mr. Furley . Seduction. Impersonation. Pregnancy? Another plot touches on The Holocaust. Heavy. Are we even on the right show for this? ...plus a whole lot more... Visit LoveBoatExposed...

1 year ago

31 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep49- "R" Words: Three is Company Two

Send us a text 🛳️ New Lows are Hitting the Deck on this Episode: 🤪 The sad use of the word "Re*ard" (multiple times) to describe a young mentally handicapped boy - by his mom, Three's Company's Joyce DeWitt (!) 😞 The act of constant sexual harassment and possibly the other "R-word" - as a creep over-powers a woman for the entirety of the cruise - and her man, Three's Company's neighbor-guy, Larry stands by watching 🚓 In a bit of levity (?!) the captain faces possible jail time from I...

1 year ago

36 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep48 - Taxi Driver: Love Boat Style

Send us a text 🚕 Pretty lady propositions shlub taxi driver & pulls him onto cruise! 🍑 Doc's bare butt stars in a sick office-bedroom adventure!! 👰‍♂️ Doc Marriage proposal? Lady Doc humbles Doc Briker! 🤒 Lovesick crew member redemption arc?! Caleb's Rule? "If best friends kiss 50 times, it's not considered just best friends anymore." — Producer Caleb Charlotte's Web! "Oh, I'm so sick of these boys saying I love you on the first date - I don't like that. It's just trash...

1 year ago

23 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep47 - Cruising Alaska! Where Men are Men, and ...

Send us a text 🎉💍 Season 3 Begins - Fall 1979 with a Big Fat Wedding in Alaska!! 🏔️ Goodbye Mexico as Love Boat heads north to North America's Final Frontier 👮 NCIS' Mark Harmon in his 20's! 🏃 Man leaves bride at alter for ex-girlfriend? 🪮 Mrs. Roper is back again as Three's Company continues to stock the cruise guest list 🐎 Doc high-horse as he disapproves of someone's actions. 👱🏼‍♀️ Julie sports a Farah look! 🧥 PETA-watch as the entire ship sports fur coats Visit Love...

1 year ago

23 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep46 - POW! Season 2 Ends! Pregnant at 87? Sony Bono joins KISS? (Almost) End of the 70s Decade

Send us a text Season Two Double Header!! Too much packed into just one show!! 👨‍🎤 Sonny Bono is a Goth Death KISS Rocker ☠️ Overheard Murder Plans! 👵 Grandma gives birth in a sick Doc Experiment?! 👩‍🦰 Redheads femme fatales seduction! 🧏‍♀️ Say it isn't so: Fun with a deaf character? 😴 Goodnight Season Two ... and nearing the end of the 70s decade🪩🕺☮️ The Innocence of Gopher "I've always thought of Gopher as the nice dude on the ship. Even though he can get a little bit nutty sometimes, h...

1 year ago

33 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep45 - Julie's Daddy Complex Get's Weird

Send us a text 🏩 Julie sets her sites on a senior dude - we're not sure why ❤️‍🔥 A prepubescent boy falls in love with ... Julie. Thank you, Stubing. ⛽ Gaslighting behavior on full display ✊ Evil capitalists vs. union organizers? 👖 Stolen clothes that magically fit the thieves 🤓 and a side-dish of manipulation of slow adults "The Portrayal of Female Characters on Love Boat": "I feel like the writers are trying to make this innocent girl next door thing - while at the same tim...

1 year ago

33 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep44 - Corey Feldman! Stiller & Meara!! Charo!!!

Send us a text 🌶️ Papa Stiller caught with Charo in his hot little hands?! Ben Stiller's Parents are aboard! (Anna Meara and Jerry Stiller) 🕺 Multi-talented Corey Feldman makes his Love Boat Debut! 😳 Julie unknowingly trains Charo in the art of seduction!! 💔 Stolen Love? A buried story from WW2 creates tensions and mystery. 🌩️ "The Sins of Our Fathers" '... that's what we do here. We pull the clips from each show, things that are questionable, morally ambiguous, shenanigans and yes, sca...

1 year ago

27 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep43 - Palms & Grease. Let Your Imagination Go Wild!

Send us a text 🔮 Appropriation and the Gypsy fortune-teller 💐 Didi Conn ("Frenchy" from Greece) visits - and Gopher practices the art of deception 🐷 The Captain is a Sexist Pig 🔍 GRANDY WATCH Begins: Gopher: Congressman and Politico? Body Positivity: "If you guys saw me at the beach, you would all think that I was some kind of a monster. I have a umbrella. I've got a hat. I have a whole cover on me. There is no skin exposed because I'm a redhead." — Charlotte Visit LoveBoatExposed.c...

1 year ago

24 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep.42 - Dog Smuggling & Isaacs's Misbehavin'

Send us a text This week's episode? Wild. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materials is for criticism and commentary, as well as for research and educational purposes. Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is ma...

1 year ago

21 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Sex Slave Castaway! Titanic Disaster?

Send us a text 🔄EPISODE REWIND Top-Rated Episode of Season 2 (Originally aired Nov. 30 2023) 👙A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back, and so is Mrs. Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more! 🎉 SEASON 2 BEGINS!!! 🏝️Gilligan Style!! Our crew is stranded on a deserted tropical island with a Tom Hanks look-alike from Castaway, and the crew must give up one of their own ...

1 year ago

33 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep41 - OJ Simpson and Pollyanna?

Send us a text This Episode rocks at a fast-pace with characters and plots that include: 🗡️ An appearance by the murderous OJ Simpson?! 🦰 Hayley Mills (grown-up Pollyanna) ⛵ Yachting with scandalous P Diddy??! 👎 A boatload of stereotypes ⚾ Reggie Jackson knocks it out of the ballpark ⌛ Crispin Glover from Back to the Future time-zaps to 1979?! Crazy Stuff. Pretty Funny, actually. Check it out! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record ...

1 year ago

34 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep40 - Bitter Amputee, Pill-Popping Overdose

Send us a text - Julie and Doc Have more foreplay (!) - Oscar Goldman from "6 Million Dollar Man" wallows in big self pity - His wife is driven to constant tranquilizer usage - The woman doctor-shops and overdoses on pills - Two Girls, One Guy. This ain't pretty. - and a heavy dollop of fat shaming by your very own captain Enjoy this wild episode!! Love Boat Season 2, Episode 20 Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a v...

1 year ago

34 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep39 - Gilligan Gets Laid, Julie Can't Stop Man-Stealing

Send us a text 🍸 Captain's Alcoholism comes in handy 👨‍🦽 Handicapped Vietnam Vet resolution 😚 Gilligan (Gilligan's island) picks up a lady friend 💣 Julie, a homewrecker - again! 🥪 We also talk Madonna, grilled cheese, & tomato soup, 😐 #️MeToo: "I like how the captain draws a line not drinking at work, but he will have sex with women at work. He will grope women at work. He will threaten to kill people at work with keyholing." — Charlotte 🥣 "Campbell's New Grilled Cheese and Tomato...

1 year ago

22 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep38 - Julie's Dimpled Desires and Vietnam Controversy

Send us a text 🌶️ Julie's Reunion Cruise Reveals illicit encounters and super creeps. 🪖 Love Boat goes political with a Vietnam War theme. 🐔 Vietnam War Draft Dodger on The Love Boat 😖 Assorted Scandals, Romance, and Betrayals 🛏️ Woman designated as "Man-Hop Steamroller" 🎭 Bob Denver (Gilligan) and Raymond Burr (Perry Mason, Ironside) Trust and Betrayal in Relationships: "If my boyfriend ever just said, 'Oh, sorry, that kiss just happened,' and I happen to have witnessed said kiss ,,, and ...

1 year ago

23 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep37 - Blatant Racism & Sins of The Father

Send us a text ⭐ "Ted Lange, if you're listening out there, I would like to go beyond Cameo. I'd like to patch you in as a guest because we've got questions, and you're one of our favorite characters." — Rob 🚫 Unjust Profiling: "Well, first of all, are we profiling her by saying that since she was a convict, she stole them? Is that what we're supposed to automatically assume? — Charlotte 🤬 Awkward Family Moments Quote: "In the future, remind me not to bring my women around you." ...

1 year ago

26 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep36 - Dark Magic and Gopher Quits

Send us a text 🚢😈🪄 The Love Boat sails into the Realm of Dark Magic 🦱 Welcome Back Kotter revisits the Love Boat 🐹 "The Gopher" slams down the gauntlet. The captain gets it between the eyes and Goph walks out the door ⚠️ PLUS, we expose: 🔮 Creepy magicians 💬 Speech impediments 🐇 Animal protection laws 💦 The state of Sweathogs in general 💪 Overconfident male bravado 👨‍🦲 John Travolta and baldness This covers The Love Boat season 2, episode 16 Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to...

1 year ago

27 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep35 - Open Marriage Swinger Cruise 70s Style

Send us a text Lock your cabin doors! Spouses are swapping and no one is safe! From open marriages and love triangles to questionable moral decisions, no scandal goes unturned in this episode. Ginger from Gilligan's Island is the Doc's Ex Ex Ex Ex Wife Down to Clown Gaslighting, Cheating, and Revenge on the High Seas - Jokes about sending a glitter bomb to someone - Commentary on producer Caleb's acting career and missed opportunities on a popular show "Living His Best Life": "Of cours...

1 year ago

32 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep34 - Sex Doll Passengers and Julie's Arranged Marriage?

Send us a text Ventriloquists bring new forms of deviant behavior onboard when their dummies seem to get a mind of their own - and look out for when these creepy "sex dolls" are on the prowl. Spotlight on Julie as she is actively recruited to become a wife to a feret-like man and a pack of orpans in the wilds of ALASKA of all places! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we'...

1 year ago

28 minutes

Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Ep33 - Buy a Child in Mexico? All Aboard!

Send us a text Captain and Doc on the make, again. Women's attraction to Doc remains inexplicable. Using the set from Zoro's on Love Boat. Dabney Coleman and Rue McClanahan win points for their acting Chico and the Man connection. "That's kids been found stealing a watch, how could he be redeemed? Love Boat, you just made a stereotype come to life in front of our eyes!" — Rob "There's nothing redeemable about Doc. There's nothing good about Doc. And every every episode, I'm confused as to...

1 year ago

30 minutes