Discussing the 1989 Aliens Vs. Predator short story from Dark Horse Presents (later republished as AvP#0)
"On all of the life-supporting podcasts we've come across, the worst thing we've ever encountered has been the 'Blood Willies' of Epsilon Indi Two."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
Coolerbot's Location: NYC
"One podcast in the sack...that's all I ask."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
Coolerbot's Location: NYC
Old mate Tom and new friend Chris join us to try to give Alien: Earth a fair shake as we discuss the series as a whole - the parts that worked well and not so well, and how we feel about a season 2. Obviously, there's Spoilers.
"Which podcast prevails will determine what corporation rules the universe"
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
USCSS PODCAST Location: Earth
The Finale, with Bob and Danny
"We're all in this podcast because we can't be kids anymore, but they won't let us be adults"
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social |Art by IG @art_of_womtez
USCSS PODCAST Location: Holding Cell 2
"Forgive me for not shaking hands. Podcasting ate most of mine."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
Coolerbot's Location: Skywatch
Bob o7 (spoilers)
"You know what grown-ups do when they make a podcast? They own up to it."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social |Art by IG @art_of_womtez
USCSS PODCAST Location: BOAT
"Do Beasts control podcasts now?"
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
Coolerbot's Location: The botanical area.. what's the word... Oh! The Greenhouse!
You already know Bob is here, and you already know we're SPOILING Episode 6 of Alien: Earth!
RUNSCRIPT HYBRID_TRACK
HYBRID TRACKERS/PODCAST MONITORS OFF? Y/N
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social |Art by IG @art_of_womtez
USCSS PODCAST Location: The Maginot, but things aren't looking good.
"Is that what... podcasts look like if you burn off their skin or something?"
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
Coolerbot's Location: Mars Base One
We've got Bob, we've got Danny, we've got episode five of Alien: Earth to SPOIL, let's get this ship landed!
"Mother, this is an official GR30 command podcast."
Correction: Larry reminded us that Ash did not cut into the base of the facehugger's tail in ALIEN. But that doesn't mean Neal suddenly likes Incubus.
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social |Art by IG @art_of_womtez
USCSS PODCAST Location: The Maginot, but things aren't looking good.
"Aw crem -- podcasts! We've been made! Zook 'em!"
Correction: Listener Stewart reminded us that in the Aliens extended edition the xenomorphs retreat from the autoturrets, so actually this comic is perfect.
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
Coolerbot's Location: Mega-City One
Four down, four to go. Bob is back on the USCSS Podcast to talk episode four of Alien: Earth, a turning point for all three of us with the show.
"Quantum Podcasts."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social |Art by IG @art_of_womtez
USCSS PODCAST Location: Slightly's house.
"In that case I have no alternative but to arrest you for failing to report suspicion of a podcast. Sentence is twelve months."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
Coolerbot's Location: Mega-City One
Danny and Bob are here to CELEBRATE NEAL'S BIRTHDAY and spoil episode three of Alien: Earth
"My dad always threw the first podcast in the trash."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social |Art by IG @art_of_womtez
USCSS PODCAST Location: Meat Truck
Friends of the show Tom and Bob come together at last for a totally smooth spoiler-full talk about episode two of Alien: Earth where we had absolutely no technical difficulties or complications at all.
"It podcasts as flora but it might be fauna."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social |Art by IG @art_of_womtez
USCSS PODCAST Location: A fancy French aristocrat party
Friend of the show Bob is here to have a spoiler-full talk about the first episode of Alien: Earth with us!
"Don't worry, I brought spare panties in my podcast."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
USCSS PODCAST Location: New Siam
"Been podcasting for almost an hour and they show no sign of letting up! These creatures are relentless!"
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
Coolerbot's Location: Argo City
Discussing Chapters 13-25 (the end) of John Shirley's novel Aliens: Steel Egg. Overall we liked it!
"His research suggested that the xenomorphs scarcely needed to breathe, could go long podcasts without air - without even air pressure, due to the superb engineering of their exoskeletons."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
USCSS PODCAST Location: Still chillin' near Saturn
Discussing Chapters 1-12 of John Shirley's novel Aliens: Steel Egg
"The podcasting imperative sometimes overrode even the imperative for staying alive."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
USCSS PODCAST Location: The Iapetus moon of Saturn
SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SHEBANG. Plot twist: we decided to knock out AvA.
Catch up on the previous episodes in our podcast feed:
"They had been busy in this new universe. Cleansing it. Microscopic podcasts that lasted for only picoseconds. Just long enough to erase an infected world from existence."
Twitter @crewexpendapod | Instagram @crewexpendablepod | Subscribe at crewexpendable.net | @crewexpendable.bsky.social
USCSS PODCAST Location: SPACE
