The Couch Cowards podcast was the 2024 criminal insight in which former American football star O.J. Simpson was tried for the murder of himself via ass cancer. Simpson was found guilty. Millions watched the podcast proceedings with a Dominos pizza in hand.
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[to the tune of The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy] Guess who just got back today? Them wild-eyed boys that had been away Haven't changed, had much to say But man, I still think them cats are crazy They were askin' if you were around How you was, where you could be found I told 'em you were livin' downtown Drivin' all the old men crazy The boys are back in town (the boys are back in town) I said (the boys are back in town) (The boys are back in town) The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town) The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)
This week the guys eat infamous killers final death row meals. They try the last meals of Eileen Wuornos, Timothy McVeigh, John Wayne Gacy, and more!
It wouldn’t be a normal episode without some pranks and debauchery.
Do you think the boys can make Smizz eat dirt? Wait and see.
WUNGA
Are you scared? Well you shouldn't be.
BECAUSE YOU'RE ON COUCH COWARDS
Is what we should've said to Harley when we got the skinny on his scare tactics, no Caparrelli
This week we talk haunts, illegal and or banned haunts, and Smizz's travel plans.
Featuring Harley (no relation to Paul) Walker, who is a resident spookster at Fearaphobia.
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At this time, we have your enjoyment in our possession. It is safe and unharmed and if you want it to see 2024, you must follow our instructions to the letter.
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Anyway, today we speak about Mick, Trivia, Christmas murder, and NICKELBACK
Enjoy!
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Are you ready for the most anticipated episode in the cowards history?
Because this week we have a couple veeerry special guests joining us on the couch, Billy's dad Micky B and Ginklets own, Molly!
Two self made artists in their own right.
We have the king of music (not Elvis ya big dummy) and the goblin queen herself.
Mick gives us the dirt on Billy's childhood, getting scammed and we chat the usual nonsense about the weekly news.
Make sure to wear your thickest socks and biggest shoes because they will be worn down from all the feet tapping after hearing Micky B sing.
WUNGA!
Greeting m’lords, This week the guys go back in time and talk about old torture methods that are (hopefully) lost in time. To wrap it up the boys then test a couple techniques out on themselves. Hope you enjoy! WUNGAAA
Wunga govna
The scallywags are back wif this absolutely rambunctious episode of ranting raving and reviewing! Just joshing ya but Smizz is off to catch the golden snitch at picadilly circus innit
Cheerio then hop scotch skibidi bop!
Episode art: https://www.instagram.com/tzekefat/
Cos I'm a Wunga boy, and I've been tryin' to may
Oh I'm a Wunga boy
Ay, I'mma just fungi boy, I'mma just fungi boy
I'mma get keep that shroom, I be just staring at the beef wellington
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the dehydrator where I'm stayin'
They like you wanna be famous? I'm tryna be touching tips with my brother
I'm gonna be incest boy and get a real down bad
Wunga! Brothers, sisters, friends and foes!
Today we talk all big things current including the Koramburra Mushroom lady and the Island Boys trying to touch mushroom tips!
Strap yourself in and feel the g's
Wunga one, wunga all
Against all odds we are back. They said we wouldn’t make it but here we are!
Your worm leaders have ridded themselves of all ailments and come in HAWT with some spicy news, triv talk and a wrap up on Dry July.
Feast your ears on this one my lovelies and enjoy!
LINKS:
Couch Cowards on LIGHTS CAMERA RANT -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5MHiCdS4HQ
Chinas bear man -
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/76cSfcGpUd8
Brazil Barbie iPad mum -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZnD8eNDWkM
I GOT A PS7! -
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SHV3-aRNvo8
Greetings earthlings! Wungo!
This week we speak with (MC) Hama who tells us all about his multiple UFO sightings and how he catches these slippery sky trout.
We chat about the crazy/hot plane meltdown, the infamous nippys saga and did we finally make Smizz puke on the pod??? We think so, turns out all you need to do is spread your cheeks and rub some cream on your B-Hole!
Hope you enjoy
Links:
Donate to our Dry July -
https://www.dryjuly.com/users/couch-cowards
Woman has meltdown on a plane -
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TIuovQbsdX4
Queensland sky flash -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPnozph0Ugw&ab_channel=7NEWSAustralia
GRAPHIC WARNING Nair hair removal video -
Hardcore frontman jerking off horses speech -