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Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Em & Liz
27 episodes
6 days ago
Two twenty-somethings utilizing their excellence, expertise and promise to engage in an intellectual dialogue on the single most significant cultural phenomenon of the modern era—boybands. Join co-hosts Em and Liz as they relive their glory days, and pretend like they ever moved on from being teenage fangirls.
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Two twenty-somethings utilizing their excellence, expertise and promise to engage in an intellectual dialogue on the single most significant cultural phenomenon of the modern era—boybands. Join co-hosts Em and Liz as they relive their glory days, and pretend like they ever moved on from being teenage fangirls.
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Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 27 - Our Spicy Music Hot Takes and Unpopular Opinions

We’ve been really excited to do this for a while so HEYYYY we have some spicy opinions to share with ya this week 🔥 of course these are all opinions and in no way that deep but we wanna hear what y’all have to say 🤪 today we’re discussing Nissan Sinatras/Sentras, lip reading, arguing with grown men on Tumblr, getting bullied on Twitter, and misandry. Let’s get it poppin friends ⭐️

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
37 minutes 15 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 26 - We Owe Big Time Rush a Big Time Apology
Now that our faves are on Netflix, we've got to talk about BIG TIME RUSH Y'ALL!!!! We have a lot of feelings and have a lot to say so let's jump into it!! Today we're discussing Em being a psychic, Liz getting sun poisoning, BTR being the blueprint for All Time Low, paying obscene amounts of money for reunion shows, and BTR Tik Tok. Let's go!!! https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI
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4 years ago
40 minutes 41 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 25 - Justice Must Be Served Over Justin Bieber’s New Album “Justice”

***HEY um sorry about Em’s audio this week there was a train and helicopters and birds and planes outside and it was pretty absurd. It’ll be better next week lmao*** Soooo JB came out with a new album and Liz and I have some.....thoughts :) some things we discuss are how this is now a Hailey Bieber Appreciation podcast, middle school villains, creating generic house music to dethrone Liam Payne, and our forgetfulness :) let’s go yo!!!

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
40 minutes 45 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 24 - 2021 GRAMMYs Review by Two People Who Weren’t There

We’re back after Emily’s dramatic bout of tonsillitis last week! Thanks for sticking around :) we’re covering the GRAMMYs today baby!! We’re discussing all things Grammy fashion hits and misses, the iconic performances, the major wins and snubs, and everything in between. Let’s do it y’all!!!

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
47 minutes 31 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 23 - Atlanta Concert Venue Parking Lots are Cursed

Happy March! We’re delving into some new stuff and discussing some notable concert experiences we’ve had. Talking points include breaking a historic church floor, getting mobbed by teenagers holding bags of gummy worms, reading books at concerts because you’re ~different~, people not being alive before they’re born (shocking!), and Lizzy’s new shoes and Em’s leftover burrito. Esketttitttt 

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
45 minutes 53 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 22 - Our Heartbreak Weather Rankings

WE DID IT, WE RANKED THEM ALL (except Zayn’s most recent album but we’ll get to it I promise)!!! We’re wrapping up this series with Niall Horan’s sophomore album Heartbreak Weather. Today we’re discussing paying absurd amounts of money for vinyl records, one-syllable names, Lizzy’s unrequited lover, being raised from the dead in a Michael’s Craft Store, and a special appearance by Lizzy’s mom. Thanks for sticking with us for this album ranking series, catch us next week with some new stuff <3 ;)

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
46 minutes 9 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 21 - Our Walls Rankings

HEY sorry we literally went buckwild on this one lmao I don’t know what happened. All unedited so you get it all baby :) This week we’re talking about Louis Tomlinson’s debut album Walls. Some other topics we touch on are the definition of “breakfast,” Em becoming a doctor, who the hell owns One Direction, Em’s mom being a vaccine warrior, and why Lizzy’s take on Titanic is so....brave. Let’s go lads!

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
46 minutes 44 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 20 - Our LP1 Rankings

Woo chile we’re TWENTY (20) whole episodes in!! Thanks for your support as always :) Today we’re taking a look at Liam Payne’s debut album LP1! Some talking points include replacing Nick Jonas as king of vocals, apples, Rita Ora’s flop tweets, cracking open a cold La Croix with the boys, and Lizzy’s aggressive disdain for music reviewers. Let’s go babyyyy

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
52 minutes 50 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 19 - Our Fine Line Rankings

Our most anticipated album ranking yet, we’ve got Fine Line by Harry Styles on the docket today. Today we’re discussing Emily being the main character in The Conjuring, Kendall Jenner and Olivia Wilde supremacy, our inability to correctly rank albums in order, our moms, and Lizzy’s dog Joey’s hot takes. Happy Wednesday :)

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
45 minutes 3 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 18 - 73 Questions with Em & Liz

WE’RE BACK! Thanks for being patient during our little break for the holidays. We’ve got some super sweet stuff coming, including this number right here. Today we’re talking about 73 questions for you to get to know us better, being a drugst(wh)ore, bagels, the Bachelor, and why Cody Ko and Noel Miller deserve the world. Buckle up, your faves are back ✨

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
45 minutes 30 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 17 - Our Icarus Falls Top 10s Because It’s Too Long of an Album

Our last episode of 2020 is here folks!!! We’re so grateful for the support you’ve shown us over the last seventeen episodes, and we’re excited to come back with a bang in 2021. We’re ranking our top tens from Zayn’s sophomore album Icarus Falls because ranking all 29 tracks would take us like three hours. Today we’re discussing Hadid sister supremacy, that white girl with dreads from Aladdin, re-addressing our Take Me Home rankings, threats if y’all make Harry postpone the US tour again, and Lizzy losing a whole five minutes of audio. Happy new year girls, gays, and theys :)

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
42 minutes 33 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 16 - We Just Wanna Be “On The Loose” Girls But We’re Just “This Town” Girls :(

And we’re back! This week we’re looking at Niall’s first album Flicker. Today we’re discussing the Grammys, elves vs. leprechauns, being sad girls when we wanna be bad girls, Em’s crispy new audio, and challenging Zayn to a fight while being 5’0. Let’s get into ittt

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
49 minutes 43 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 15 - Townes for President 2024!

Yeah maybe we ARE a little late publishing this week, and what about it? We’ve got our Harry Styles debut album rankings cooked up and ready to go tho. This episode we’re discussing Liz being cyberbullied, SNL, how Townes cannot be a real person, spontaneous Jewish terminology, and Em’s tragic ex-boyfriend’s terrible HS1 opinions. Let’s go :)))

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
42 minutes 11 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 14 - Zayn Malik is a Kehlani Fanboy

Here’s the first of our 1D solo project discussions! We’re starting off with Zayn’s first album, Mind of Mine. Today we’re discussing why cigarettes are sexy, the fact we still don’t know how to count, Kehlani supremacy, the Aladdin soundtrack, and Sarah Baska’s impact on our personalities. Let’s go!!!!

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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4 years ago
39 minutes 30 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 13 - The British (and Australian) Invasion: A Story of the One Direction Effect

Welcome to a brand new era y’all! We’re digging into the external influence that One Direction had on other British (and Australian hehe) artists breaking into the American market. Today we’re discussing Dixie D’Amelio supremacy, spicy Twitter, Ed Sheeran’s cursed loop pedal, bullying Trump supporters, and iconic drunk concert-goers. Let’s get it rollin :)

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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5 years ago
43 minutes 39 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 12 - Our Made in the A.M. Rankings

Ahhhh we’re DONE with our One Direction album discussion series 💔 but that just means we’ve got some new quality content coming up ❤️ Today we’re discussing our album rankings, forgetting that last week ever happened, some very polarizing hot takes, pretending we’re in a coming-of-age movie, and 1D’s sexual awakenings again. Stay tuned for some hot new content coming your way ✨

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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5 years ago
38 minutes 27 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 11 - 1D Tik Tok is Our Safe Space

Last album era discussion y’all!!! We’ve got one ranking left then we’re in ✨uncharted territory✨. Today we’re discussing us hitting 1,000 streams (!!!!), 1D Tik Tok, the Kardashians, YouTube videos that give us peace, and upsetting voicemails. All aboard babie

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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5 years ago
33 minutes 19 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 10 - Our Four Rankings/I WILL CRY RIGHT NOW

We’ve only got one album left to go after this ranking, y’all. We covered all the absolute excellence from the Four album and why it can never be topped by literally any artist ever. Today we’re discussing Townes, why Em can’t remember 1D lyrics for anything, ideas for future episodes, us being painfully single, and embracing our internet problems. Let’s rock

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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5 years ago
31 minutes 49 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 9 - We Believe in Danny DeVito Supremacy

Hi friends, your resident Four stans are here and ready to absolutely rumble and dig into One Direction’s Four era from their fourth album. Today we’re discussing why Danny DeVito made the Four era what it is today, skipping school to cry over Zayn leaving the band, 1D saying “no❤️” to Matty Healy’s wise counsel, Jonas Brother mediocrity, and zodiac signs. Let’s boogie girlies!

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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5 years ago
41 minutes 45 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Ep. 8 - Our Midnight Memories Track Rankings/Break Up With Him, Girlie!

We’re officially halfway through the One Direction odyssey! We ranked the Midnight Memories tracks and Em had some.....unique opinions as usual. Today we’re discussing why you should dump your boyfriend, getting our first hate comment, Tik Tok being dumb complicated, how we feel about Liam saying the word “daddy,” and how deeply we stan Four. Another day another dollar, let’s get it poppin baby 

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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5 years ago
36 minutes 57 seconds

Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag
Two twenty-somethings utilizing their excellence, expertise and promise to engage in an intellectual dialogue on the single most significant cultural phenomenon of the modern era—boybands. Join co-hosts Em and Liz as they relive their glory days, and pretend like they ever moved on from being teenage fangirls.