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Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer

55 episodes

2 months ago

Send us a text In the Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible Season 2 finale, we start with bidets and end with Bob in wedge heels. In between, comedians Harriet Riley (@harrietrileycomedy) and Cassi Bruno (@cassi_dicci) bring stories of improv, sarcasm, and church-gone-sideways as we dive into Luke 13 and a Jesus who heals on the Sabbath like a first-century chiropractor. Eric insults the guests (twice).Harriet tries to become a bishop.Jesus breaks social norms.It all builds to Bob’s unforgett...

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Send us a text In the Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible Season 2 finale, we start with bidets and end with Bob in wedge heels. In between, comedians Harriet Riley (@harrietrileycomedy) and Cassi Bruno (@cassi_dicci) bring stories of improv, sarcasm, and church-gone-sideways as we dive into Luke 13 and a Jesus who heals on the Sabbath like a first-century chiropractor. Eric insults the guests (twice).Harriet tries to become a bishop.Jesus breaks social norms.It all builds to Bob’s unforgett...

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Episodes (20/55)

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

"Healthcare Jesus & Bob’s Slow-Clap Showcase" (August 27, 2025 - Proper 16C)

Send us a text In the Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible Season 2 finale, we start with bidets and end with Bob in wedge heels. In between, comedians Harriet Riley (@harrietrileycomedy) and Cassi Bruno (@cassi_dicci) bring stories of improv, sarcasm, and church-gone-sideways as we dive into Luke 13 and a Jesus who heals on the Sabbath like a first-century chiropractor. Eric insults the guests (twice).Harriet tries to become a bishop.Jesus breaks social norms.It all builds to Bob’s unforgett...

2 months ago

57 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

"Hangry Jesus & the Rule of Threes" (August 17, 2025 - Proper 15C)

Send us a text It’s our last Short Take of the season, and Luke 12:49–56 is bringing the heat — literally. Jesus says he came to bring fire to the earth and division to households, not peace. We unpack what that means without sliding into persecution cosplay, and why this isn’t just a “Buddy Jesus” moment but a glimpse of a stressed-out, fully human Messiah. Along the way, the conversation zigs: Strawberry Shortcake hair, Kim Possible vs. Wednesday Addams, Snickers ads for Jesus, and the cur...

3 months ago

31 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

"Verily, We Cometh Unglued" (August 10, 2025 - Proper 14C)

Send us a text This week, our sacred text is drawn from Luke’s Gospel—an invitation to stay awake, gird one's loins, sell one’s possessions, and fear not. But when Bob insists on reading it in the King James Version, all theological decorum unravels. Eric breaks. Cassi drowns in a sea of “comeths.” Harriet, ever the Anglican, remains composed for nearly three verses. What follows is an hour of exorcisms, sheep-based theology, bribed sacraments, purse allegories, and one shockingly tender medi...

3 months ago

59 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

"Eat, Drink, and Miss the Point" (August 3, 2025 - Proper 13C)

Send us a text This week on Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible: Short Take, our resident comic theologians Abby Evans and Erick Williams join Bob and Eric to face down one of Jesus’ sharpest parables—and things get weird fast. We’re talking Luke 12, where a man tries to rope Jesus into a family inheritance dispute and instead gets a barn-burning sermon on greed, mortality, and the dangers of talking to your soul like it’s your pet. Erick goes full spice mode with riffs on socialist God, Bil...

3 months ago

29 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

"God (Especially) Loves Tim!" (July 27, 2025 - Proper 12C)

Send us a text This week on CPTB, we're joined once again by chaos chemists Tim Ross and Alex Stypula—because once clearly wasn’t enough. We talk Lego addiction, the linguistic challenges of translating the Bible into Klingon, and what prayer is actually for (besides soothing Tim’s persecution complex). Plus: Alex dreams of a Catholic Dune reboot, Eric accidentally makes a serious theological point, and Bob tries to keep the podcast from collapsing into a milk-fueled singularity. This Week's ...

3 months ago

59 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

"Martha, Mary, and Multiplying Dishes" (July 20, 2025 - Proper 11C)

Send us a text Jesus stops by for dinner, and suddenly everyone’s got opinions. This week, Bob, Eric, Abby, and Erick dive into Luke 10:38–42 (the classic Mary and Martha showdown) and explore what hospitality really means—spiritually, socially, and awkwardly. Expect: A spicy takedown (and redemption) of performative hostingA surprising theological defense of love languagesJazz riffs on Jesus, chores, and whether Martha just needed a podcastAlso featuring: plastic-covered furniture, Lazarus L...

4 months ago

30 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

God Hates Tim... But Not Samaritans! (July 13, 2025 - Proper 10C)

Send us a text This week, we welcome Alex Stypula and Tim Ross, the chaos chemists behind the Milks of the World podcast, for an episode that may or may not be sanctioned by NATO. Come for the theological hot takes, stay for the GI Joe lore, Gettysburg hippies, and Tim’s relentless persecution complex. We dig into Luke 10:25–37 (The Good Samaritan)—a parable so familiar it’s practically a bumper sticker. But how do you preach—or even hear—this story when it’s lost its teeth? Eric invokes prin...

4 months ago

58 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

The Gospel According to Lasagna (July 6, 2025 - Proper 9C)

Send us a text In this Fourth of July weekend Short Take, Bob, Eric, Abby, and Erick dig into Luke 10 and the radical, communal vision of mission Jesus lays out—no purses, no sandals, just go and be present. Along the way, the crew explores what the lectionary conveniently skips (spoiler: fire and brimstone), the heresy of Americanism, and the difference between John Wayne Jesus and real-deal discipleship. Also: lasagna theology, vampire communion, a surprising endorsement of paid labor by Je...

4 months ago

32 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

Golden Retrievers and Gutsy Risk-taking (Peter and Paul, Apostles - June 29, 2025)

Send us a text Comics Lou Pastorius (@notorious_pastorius) and Abby Evans (@itsabbye) are back to discuss the feast of Saints Peter and Paul. Topics include: Baby baptismsCosplay crucifixionsThe calls of Peter and PaulThis Week's Gospel: John 21:15–19 (NRSV) [15] When they had finished breakfast, Jesus said to Simon Peter, “Simon son of John, do you love me more than these?” He said to him, “Yes, Lord; you know that I love you.” Jesus said to him, “Feed my lambs.” [16] A second time he said t...

4 months ago

56 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

June 22, 2025 - Proper 7C

Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Reading: Luke 8:26–39 (NRSV) [26] Then they arrived at the country of the Gerasenes, which is opposite Galilee. [27] As he stepped out on land, a man of the city who had demons met him. For a long time he had worn no clothes, and he did not live in a house but in the tombs. [28] When he saw Jesus, he fell down before him and shouted at the top of his voice, “What have you to ...

5 months ago

33 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

June 15, 2025 - Holy Trinity C

Send us a text Comics Lou Pastorius (@notorious_pastorius) and Abby Evans (@itsabbye) join us just in time. Topics include: New people in church.God's praise kink.The mystery of the Trinity.This Week's Gospel: John 16:12–15 (NRSV) [12] “I still have many things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now. [13] When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own, but will speak whatever he hears, and he will declare to you the things that are ...

5 months ago

1 hour 3 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

June 8, 2025 - The Day of Pentecost C

Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Reading: Acts 2:1–21 (NRSV) [1] When the day of Pentecost had come, they were all together in one place. [2] And suddenly from heaven there came a sound like the rush of a violent wind, and it filled the entire house where they were sitting. [3] Divided tongues, as of fire, appeared among them, and a tongue rested on each of them. [4] All of them were filled with the Holy Spi...

5 months ago

32 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

June 1, 2025 - Easter 7C

Send us a text Comics Vinny Palatucci (@vinnypalatucci) and Logan Gatensby are back for another round. Topics include: Running "the light" in comedy and preaching.The sexiness of Catholic worship.Jesus praying for his disciples.This Week's Gospel: John 17:20–26 (NRSV) [20] [Jesus prayed,] “I ask not only on behalf of these, but also on behalf of those who will believe in me through their word, [21] that they may all be one. As you, Father, are in me and I am in you, may they also be in us, so...

5 months ago

1 hour 3 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

May 25, 2025 - Easter 6C

Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Gospel: John 14:23–29 (NRSV) [23] Jesus answered him, “Those who love me will keep my word, and my Father will love them, and we will come to them and make our home with them. [24] Whoever does not love me does not keep my words; and the word that you hear is not mine, but is from the Father who sent me. [25] “I have said these things to you while I am still with you. [26] Bu...

5 months ago

32 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

May 18, 2025 - Easter 5C

Send us a text Comics Vinny Palatucci (@vinnypalatucci) and Logan Gatensby join us on the pod. Topics include: Aristocratic animism.Heresies of heaven and hell.The pros and cons of being sheep.This Week's Gospel: John 13:31–35 (NRSV) [31] When he had gone out, Jesus said, “Now the Son of Man has been glorified, and God has been glorified in him. [32] If God has been glorified in him, God will also glorify him in himself and will glorify him at once. [33] Little children, I am with you only a ...

6 months ago

1 hour 1 minute

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

SNEAK PEAK: May 18, 2025 - Easter 5C

Send us a text Bob is at the Festival of Homiletics this week. Too bad his gear (and the recording of this week's episode) is back home in Pittsburgh! We'll get the episode published by Friday morning. In the meanwhile, here's a little sample to tide you over. Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Join the community! Email us at cptbpod@gmail.com. Find us at @cptbpod on most social media platforms. More at linktr.ee/cptbpod Music: Trickster by Phat Sounds Free download: https...

6 months ago

7 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

May 11, 2025 - Easter 4C

Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Gospel: John 10:22–30 (NRSV) [22] At that time the festival of the Dedication took place in Jerusalem. It was winter, [23] and Jesus was walking in the temple, in the portico of Solomon. [24] So the Jews gathered around him and said to him, “How long will you keep us in suspense? If you are the Messiah, tell us plainly.” [25] Jesus answered, “I have told you, and you do not b...

6 months ago

34 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

May 4, 2025 - Easter 3C

Send us a text Comics Amanda Averell (@amandaaverell) and Zach Funk (@zfunkyeah) are back for another round! Topics include: Consensual hugs.The Veggie tales to Doctor Who pipeline.The roles of accountability and forgiveness in reconciliation.This Week's Gospel: John 21:1–19 (NRSV) [1] After these things Jesus showed himself again to the disciples by the Sea of Tiberias; and he showed himself in this way. [2] Gathered there together were Simon Peter, Thomas called the Twin, Nathanael of...

6 months ago

1 hour 1 minute

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

April 27, 2025 - Easter 2C

Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Gospel: John 20:19–31 (NRSV) 19When it was evening on that day, the first day of the week, and the doors of the house where the disciples had met were locked for fear of the Jews, Jesus came and stood among them and said, “Peace be with you.” 20After he said this, he showed them his hands and his side. Then the disciples rejoiced when they saw the Lord. 21Jesus said to ...

6 months ago

31 minutes

Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

April 20, 2025 - The Resurrection of Our Lord C

Send us a text Comics Amanda Averell (@amandaaverell) and Zach Funk (@zfunkyeah) join us on the pod. We have a serious discussion about trauma and spirituality before talking about the Resurrection of Jesus Christ. This Week's Gospel: Luke 24:1–12 (NRSV) [1] But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they came to the tomb, taking the spices that they had prepared. [2] They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, [3] but when they went in, they did not find the body. [4] While t...

7 months ago

1 hour 3 minutes