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Clocking the Nation

Christopher Cox and Karina Pauletti

45 episodes

1 month ago

This country is a giant MEZZ. Your gworls are back with a severe clocking of the Deep State. We take a look at Miss Bari Weiss, Founder of conservacuck outlet the Free Press. She's been tapped to lead CBS News into the corporate abyss. We explore her background and ties to Palantir, one of the largest sources of evil in our soyciety. CTN investigates the University of Austin, a private university founded by Weiss and Palantir Co-Founder Joe Lonsdale. The school is nothing for views with 90 st...

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This country is a giant MEZZ. Your gworls are back with a severe clocking of the Deep State. We take a look at Miss Bari Weiss, Founder of conservacuck outlet the Free Press. She's been tapped to lead CBS News into the corporate abyss. We explore her background and ties to Palantir, one of the largest sources of evil in our soyciety. CTN investigates the University of Austin, a private university founded by Weiss and Palantir Co-Founder Joe Lonsdale. The school is nothing for views with 90 st...

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Episodes (20/45)

Clocking the Nation

Season 2, Episode 10: The United States of Palantir and the Land of the Free Press

This country is a giant MEZZ. Your gworls are back with a severe clocking of the Deep State. We take a look at Miss Bari Weiss, Founder of conservacuck outlet the Free Press. She's been tapped to lead CBS News into the corporate abyss. We explore her background and ties to Palantir, one of the largest sources of evil in our soyciety. CTN investigates the University of Austin, a private university founded by Weiss and Palantir Co-Founder Joe Lonsdale. The school is nothing for views with 90 st...

1 month ago

1 hour 1 minute

Clocking the Nation

Season 2, Episode 9: It's Failed Lib o'Clock

On this August edition of CTN, your hosts dive face first into the failed libs drooling while our country sinks deeper into its corporate crypt. Andrew Cuomo's social media team is flopping while trying to attack Zohran Mamdani for living in a rent stabilized apartment. We clock how Cuomo sounds turnt in recent videos, and how his campaign is prolapsing online. Minority Speaker Hakeem Jeffries is a total thot on Instagram and X with photoshopped pics of his waist, crotch, and shoulders henny....

2 months ago

1 hour

Clocking the Nation

Season 2, Episode 8: Is Zohran Mamdani or Greta Thunberg the Antichrist? (Asks Peter Thiel and Friends)

WE'RE BAAAACK to clock this fugly timeline. Zohran Mamdani's upset win in the NYC Democratic Mayor Primary has everyone's undies in a twist, especially Blue MAGA. After flopping to get in Andrew Cuomo's dusty house, they're hoping that Eric Adams will save them with his nothing for views get ready with me's on Reelz. Piers Morgan hosted a Google Meet zircle jerg with a DNC dusty, skeletor Rudy Giuliani, Geraldo Rivera (?), and Cenk Uygur desperate for view. Palantir Founder Peter Thiel prolap...

4 months ago

1 hour 5 minutes

Clocking the Nation

S2, Episode 7: Dump and Elonka go Habibi For Views

Hello Dubaiiii. Welcome to the Shahs of Sunset edition of CTN, where we clock how everyone and their mother is going Habibi for a view and a coin henny. Dump went on a tour to the Middle East, snagging coins, views, and planes. Elonka, feeling left out and debunked by shareholders, is making deals with Saudi Arabia, uploading his Starlink mess into their server. Their Minister of Communications and IT, Adullah Alswaha, will do ANYTHING for a PayPal dusty view or coin. David Saggs and Marc And...

5 months ago

57 minutes

Clocking the Nation

S2, Episode 6: Getting Bonnie Blued by South African PayPal Dusties

Miss Bonnie Blue recently set a record for being the most ranthru person on planet earth, clocking over 1k guys in 12 hours. She can't help but be anything8views on social media and even on local news shows. South African PayPal Dusties and other billionaire friends are lining up to Bonnie Blue all of us. Peter Thiel finally gets the clocking he deserves on this show, along with his other South African besties. Dump's tariff debacle has caused him to lose support from his stans Bill Ackman, B...

7 months ago

59 minutes

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S2, Episode 5: We're Living in @America on X

Sorry it's been a minute gworls, we're excited to return with a thick episode filled with hilarious takes on the top stories of our busted nation. Elonka has been getting clocked, from White House meetings to Tesla dealerships nationwide. His musty outfits and behavior have been having real world consequences, we investigate how he's trying to clean up his act. JD Vance has also been getting blown out all over the internet, with edits of his face flooding our feeds following a testy meeting w...

7 months ago

1 hour

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S2, Episode 4: Measuring your Nunu Banana

This soyciety is getting FUGLY THE HOUSE. In this episode, your girls clock the rise of the tech bro from nothing for views to taking over the inauguration. Elonka has been on a Yahtzee bender, giving salutes, calling into far-right German parties, and promoting mess on X. Even his own AI, Grok, thinks he's busted, especially after he got exposed for faking his video game prowess. Dusty Bill Gates has been feeling irrel, so he's decided to run to the media to talk about his failed marriage, d...

9 months ago

59 minutes

Clocking the Nation

Season 2, Episode 3: The Nunu Games (Part 2)

The much-anticipated Part 2 of the NUNU GAMES has arrived (y'all really seem to like this drop!) People are so desperate for views that they're begging while behind bars. Diddy is allegedly PISSED that Luigi is way more popular than him with other inmates, especially since he's innocent, he says. You wanna know how it smellll?????? Ask George Santos, he know it smell wellllll. He also made it known that Matt Gaetz has a busted mug. We clock how these failed congresspeople are trading makeup t...

9 months ago

49 minutes

Clocking the Nation

Season 2, Episode 3: The Nunu Games (Part 1)

Happy New Year goyals! We're kicking off 2025 with a two-part special to keep you fed. To start, we talk about how the year is getting off to a bumpy start, with attacks, disasters, and billionaire mess. We deep dive into Mark Zuckerberg's broification and make over of Meta to further dupe Elonka's house. Elonka Musk has been ruffling feathers over in MAGAland with his support of Vivek's H1B visa tweet. Even Dump is getting annoyed, reportedly saying he's tired of having him over at his house...

9 months ago

57 minutes

Clocking the Nation

S2 Episode 2: The Haunting of Luigi's Mansion

Oooh girl this may be our best episode yet! The universe gifted us with a buffet of busted the house to feast on. Our fav work from home senator John Fetterman Zoomed into The View to share the dustiest takes. He says Biden should also pardon Dump and that Elon and Vivek are gonna drain the swamp with DOGE. Morning Joe has a total meltdown on air after his viewers accuse him of kissing Dump's ring during his trip to Mar-a-Lagos. Ted Cruz even piled on, saying he was giving kisses down low, wh...

11 months ago

59 minutes

Clocking the Nation

S2 Episode 1: We Have the Mark of the MrBeast

Welcome to the official launch of S2 of Clocking the Nation! Your gurls are back on the busted beat, bringing you the biggest stories on this ran thru, blown out Nation. We're entering Dump 2.0, and we're seeing our predictions and theories from Season 1 take shape right before us. From Elon buying out the country and going full psycho on X, to the manosphere podcasts soaking up more views than legacy media. We start with Elon, who is posting on 10 different X accounts every 5 minutes, what's...

11 months ago

1 hour 2 minutes

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Episode 30: Nickocado for Views

Welcome to our SZN finale goyals! We're gearing up for our new fall era, so we wanted to cap off the first season of CTN with a big thank you to all of you. To start, your hosts dive into their origin stories and how growing up as outcasts pushed us to become chronically online girlies with a sense of humor. We also HAVE to clock the Nickocado Avocado tea, everyone thinks he's some mastermind, when we know he was busted from the jump. We share OG tea on him and his impulsive behavior and give...

1 year ago

59 minutes

Clocking the Nation

Episode 29: Entering the Hawk Tuah Timeline

Welcome back to a new episode goyals! We have all lived through multiple historical events and are entering an even cvntier timeline. To start, we dig into our FAV k!ller, Kyle Rittenhouse aka BustedTheHouse, who was getting eaten alive by MAGAs on X. Why? Because he was casting a ballot for Rand Paul instead of Donald Dump. Speaking of Dump, he took a massive shid on stage at the NABJ, we dissect his latest meltdown for views. And then we clock how crazies like Elon Must and JK Rowling are u...

1 year ago

59 minutes

Clocking the Nation

Episode 28: We're All Stuck in a Coconut Tree

Girlies, we're back with an episode right before our last Independence Day. Your co-hosts hit hard on the right-wing brainrot that's taking over our feeds and country. Miss Lily Gaddis has busted the universe on TikTok for views; we clock how her trad wife shtick is flopping because she's too nuts. Donald Trump and Joe Biden went toe to toe in the moldiest debate on Earth. We dive into how Trump is drumming up support online by being anything for views with Logan Paul on TikTok. The right has...

1 year ago

58 minutes

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Episode 27: A Healthy Non-Republican, Non-Democrat Diet

Ooooweeee, another spicy drop for the goyals. We discuss the ran thru foods, vibes, and health issues plaguing ALL of our houses, no matter how healthy you think you are. While we're all thick and sick, we can take part in the many low-vibrational activities this country has to offer. OpenAI is adding more mess to the fire, considering whether people can use ChatGPT to generate smut and profane material. Our politicians are now coming out as openly ran thru, with RFK Jr. admitting to having b...

1 year ago

57 minutes

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Episode 26, Part 2: I LUV IT...It being dust and PFAS

Our HIGHLY anticipated part 2 of mess is here! We expose the depth of America's love for plastic and how it has infiltrated all of our ussies. Instead of fixing our PFAS problem, the Supreme Court is spending its time finding new ways to bust on the homeless. Techies are further lowering our vibrations by releasing mess into the world and draining it of any meaning. Bill Maher is back with probably his fugliest take yet, and we had to rip em a new hair system. Thankfully, Camilla Cabello is d...

1 year ago

55 minutes

Clocking the Nation

Episode 26, Part 1: This is for the Hentai

We've got a treat for the guys, the first of a two-part CTN special. In this episode, we cover the state of udder guzzlers in our nation and give you a Duolingo lesson on our mess. There's also no forgetting Kevin Leonardo, who is turning right-wing for views. We clock his Jeffree Star era. Then we talk about the Swiftie brain rot epidemic busting the planet. Elon Musk flopping the house as cybertrucks are recalled and shareholders question his house. People are so down bad and indoors that t...

1 year ago

55 minutes

Clocking the Nation

Episode 25: Laundry Wars and Musty Azz

Spring is here with new tea to clawk. Don Lemon and Elon Muss had the most nothing for views interview for the premier of the lemon show. It went so poorly, Miss Musk had Lemon's contract with X terminated. Doing laundry in one of these dusty cities is a new ring of demonic terror. Fighting over machines and letting your molds get moldy, it's a recipe for cottage cheese. We also clock how musty men are spreading their mildew on every dating app, and how the hatfishing epidemic has even spread...

1 year ago

1 hour 3 minutes

Clocking the Nation

Episode 24: Get that Bread, Get that Coconut Head, Then Leave

The timeline is getting dustier by the week goyas. AI has only become more anything4views. We discuss how it could lead to global annihilation in the near future if we let tech bros continue to have their way with the world. Blue MAGA is having a meltdown over anyone who calls out Joe Biden's advanced age, including Jon Stewart, who returned to the Daily Show furious about the rematch of the oldest candidates in history. Donald Dump unveils a pair of tacky red bottoms after getting fisted wit...

1 year ago

57 minutes

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Episode 23: This Country is Ran Through

Lady Liberty is looking pretty ran through these days. We're back with a new episode to clock the crusty state of affairs in this country. Justin Timberlake is trying to reboot his dying career to no avail. John Fetterman steps out on the town looking musty amidst his failing marriage and pandering to right-wing views. Speaking of which, we've got a bone to pick with Blue MAGA. Candace Owens clutches her pearls to Ice Spice's short song, and Nicki Minaj gets a case of brainworms and eats Ben ...

1 year ago

1 hour 1 minute