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This movie's title is "Final Destination 4" and you cannot tell us otherwise.   Check out LJ's Garage on YouTube here, he is literally one of the best creators: https://www.youtube.com/@LJsGarage 

They don't make them like they used to.

The creative juices are flowing.

Clear calls Alex "baby" in that scene, not "Billy".  I don't watch things with subtitles, let me have my fun.

Stopmotion vs. Monkeybone - Let the showdown begin.

CAN A FAMILY NOT EAT IN PEACE?!?!

A good movie...   A great movie...   A FANTASTIC movie...   That no one else has ever heard of, so you have to take our word for it!

Were talking about our children. The Cinemoddities children. Are those the kids that were left behind in the restaurant? Are those the kids we've birthed through unnatural channels? Listen in to find out.

What if Michael Myers was on a submarine?  That wouldn't be worse than Jason Voorhees in space, now would it?

Episode 244 - The Substance (2024)   We keep the Monstober flame alive with a discussion about the 'The Substance', directed by Coralie Fargeat! Prepare yourself!   Support the podcast and get access to many more episodes by subscribing to the Cinemoddities patreon at www.patreon.com/Cinemoddities    Harass us further by emailing us at Cinemoddities@gmail.com    Thank you to An Insperiority Complex for providing our theme song!  Follow this link to hear more music from them: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4mPues3Rp2wCKYzXOTDNP9?si=7XONs7MQT4uzU5TqnY2tsQ 

No.   You.   (denial)

Episode 242 - Goosebumps (TV Series)   Nothing can stop us from bumping the geese.  Listen in on our annual tradition of persevering through the "poorly produced" 90's kids' show known as "Goosebumps".   We rope someone new into the fray, just so Zack can indoctrinate a new person into our cult of Kathryn Short & Long coming at us Hard & Fast.     Support the podcast and get access to many more episodes by subscribing to the Cinemoddities patreon at www.patreon.com/Cinemoddities    Harass us further by emailing us at Cinemoddities@gmail.com    Thank you to An Insperiority Complex for providing our theme song!  Follow this link to hear more music from them: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4mPues3Rp2wCKYzXOTDNP9?si=7XONs7MQT4uzU5TqnY2tsQ 

Episode 241 - Piranha 3D (2010)   Now that Monstober 2023 has officially begun, what better way to kick it off than with a discussion on a movie that is basically soft-core smut?  Even with the gratuitous male gaze of the cameras this film was shot on, it somehow comes across as something akin to "Saving Private Ryan," oddly enough.  But what do Rob & Zack have to say about the indeterminate age of our main characters?  Why do all the adult actresses get killed off?  Is this Jerry O'Connell's best performance?  And Jason Bateman looks horrible!   Support the podcast and get access to many more episodes by subscribing to the Cinemoddities patreon at www.patreon.com/Cinemoddities    Please, someone get their hands on a copy of: Prosanta Chakrabarty and William L Fink "Piranha 3D. By Alexandre Aja (director)," Copeia 2011(1), 181, (14 March 2011). https://doi.org/10.1643/OT-10-147 and email it to us at Cinemoddities@gmail.com   Thank you to An Insperiority Complex for providing our theme song!  Follow this link to hear more music from them: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4mPues3Rp2wCKYzXOTDNP9?si=7XONs7MQT4uzU5TqnY2tsQ 

Episode 240 - Goosebumps (TV Series)   It's that time of the year again: the soft opening of Monstober 2023!  And as we do every year, we kick things off with another discussion of the Goosebumps television show.  This time, there're phantoms, dummies, and Star Wars references.  But which came first, Gaston Leroux, Wishbone, or Goosebumps?  Can we get on the Fractured Families television show?  Did Clint Howard deserve the final MTV Lifetime Achievement award?  Listen in to Rob & Zack putting another few drops in the bucket in the entirety of Goosebumps to find out!   Support the podcast and get access to many more episodes by subscribing to the Cinemoddities patreon at www.patreon.com/Cinemoddities    Submit your Fractured Families videos and harass us by email at Cinemoddities@gmail.com   Thank you to An Insperiority Complex for providing our theme song!  Follow this link to hear more music from them: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4mPues3Rp2wCKYzXOTDNP9?si=7XONs7MQT4uzU5TqnY2tsQ 

Episode 239 - 30 Days of Night (2007)   What a time to be alive!  We're back, kicking off a new series whose theme we're playing coy with!  Join Rob & Ben as they discuss "30 Days of Night", which turns out is...pretty great!  But what did Rob expect from this movie and what did it turn out to be?  Why can't Melissa George close her mouth?  Does Ben Foster give a better performance than in "The Mechanic"?  And how big is the franchise surrounding this movie?  Listen in to find out!   Support the podcast and get access to many more episodes by subscribing to the Cinemoddities patreon at www.patreon.com/Cinemoddities    Speak to us in the vampire language and harass us by email at Cinemoddities@gmail.com   Thank you to An Insperiority Complex for providing our theme song!  Follow this link to hear more music from them: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4mPues3Rp2wCKYzXOTDNP9?si=7XONs7MQT4uzU5TqnY2tsQ 

Episode 238 - Matilda the Musical (2022)   We'd love to say that we have saved the best in the remakes series for last, but that is not the case.  Tune in to hear Rob & Ben discuss the recent musical adaptation of "Matilda"!  But why does Rob think this movie fails as a musical?  Do Tim Minchin's sensibilities bleed over into this movie?  What words deserve to be censored?  Is Ben too far gone?  Listen in to find out!   Support the podcast and get access to many more episodes by subscribing to the Cinemoddities patreon at www.patreon.com/Cinemoddities    Be naughty and harass us by email at Cinemoddities@gmail.com   Thank you to An Insperiority Complex for providing our theme song!  Follow this link to hear more music from them: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4mPues3Rp2wCKYzXOTDNP9?si=7XONs7MQT4uzU5TqnY2tsQ 

Episode 237 - Total Recall (2012)   Continuing on with the disappointment that is Rob & Ben covering remakes that are not as good as their originals, it's the 2012 remake of "Total Recall"!  Sadly, Dean Norris does not make an appearance in this series.  But why does Ben spearhead the Len Wiseman fan club?  What impersonations will he be bringing to his next interview with the director himself?  Should this movie have been recalled due to E.coli?  Listen in to find out!   Support the podcast and get access to many more episodes by subscribing to the Cinemoddities patreon at www.patreon.com/Cinemoddities    Harass us through email by sending us a message across the world like cattle at Cinemoddities@gmail.com   Thank you to An Insperiority Complex for providing our theme song!  Follow this link to hear more music from them: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4mPues3Rp2wCKYzXOTDNP9?si=7XONs7MQT4uzU5TqnY2tsQ 

It is Cinemoddities 5 year anniversary!  Thank you to everyone who has supported the podcast throughout the years, put up with our nonsense, and have generally enjoyed what we've made you listen to.     To support the podcast and get access to many more episodes of Cinemoddities, head on over to www.patreon.com/Cinemoddities   Complain to us directly (through patreon if you are a subscriber) by emailing us at Cinemoddities@gmail.com    Thank you to An Insperiority Complex for creating our theme song.  Listen to more of their music by following this link: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4mPues3Rp2wCKYzXOTDNP9?si=SUjUKcJ8SXCC4t85KxdW8w