We took the plunge. We look at sin dead in the eyes. We ask, "What are you?". No reply. We dive deeper. Our eyes start to water. The stench in the air so foul we begin to puke. "How much deeper can evil go?". Helplessly, we grope around traveling deeper into hell. Our senses becoming so overwhelmed, we can hardly grasp reality. Every coherent thought in our heads evaporates under the pressure . SMACK! "Is this the bottom?". "What is it?" "I can hardly breathe!" "Is...is that who I think it is?". For a moment clarity strikes us. We fall to our knees in awe struck horror of the knowledge that we can only ever truely know one thing in this world. Ryan Reynolds is evil.

A viewer recommended movie? Hold on a second. People actually listen to us? Scores: John -- 3.4, Steven -- 3.0, Jacob, 3.0, Brody 3.5   Time Stamps: Intro - 0:00 (hi Henrik) Introductory Thoughts - 4:14 Absolutely Insanely Good Analysis - 13:34 Extremely Funny Conversations Not About the Movie - 1:26:13 This Conversation Gave Us a Change of Heart - 1:30:41 Scores - 1:40:31

Despite my typical silly little descriptions and the funny little edit at the beginning of this video, David Lynch will be deeply missed. The impact that he has made on everyone's lives here at Cinematographilogically Speaking is one of the main reasons we have all become friends, while also facilitating our interests not just in film, but into the world of ideas in general. Thank you David Lynch for being an inspiration for us and so many. Time Stamps: 0:00 - Intro 3:45 - Personal David Lynch stories 14:25 - General Lynch Goob Gob Chat 1:11:14 - David Lynch Movie Tier List Start 1:11:39 - Blue Velvet 1:12:15 - Wild at Heart 1:12:49 - Dune 1:17:11 - Eraserhead 1:24:02 - Inland Empire 1:30:52 - Lost Highway 1:46:57 - Mulholland Drive 1:51:43 - Elephant Man 1:55:38 - The Straight Story 1:59:56 - Fire Walk with Me 2:29:57 - Where David Lynch ranks all time

We love movies about making movies so much that we decided to do an analysis about analysis.    Recorded 8-26-24

Remember that movie you watched in your high school English class? Yeah we thought it sucked. That movie you nervously took your date to and she was just on her phone the whole time? Yeah that sucked too. That movie poster you bought from a mall kiosk? You guessed it, that also sucked.   Recorded 8-23-24

Drop and give my 20! Drop what you're doing and write a book! Drop d3ad! Look, I know you might find your own body to be disgusting but for what its worth everyone else also finds your body disgusting, so I suggest you fix that. Sorry that was mean, it's just I really don't care how "comfy" your sweats are, we're conducting a military coup today and I need you to look presentable.  Steven---4.6, Brody 4.5, Ennis--3.8, Jacob--4.4, Troy--4.2   Recorded 8-10-24

I want you to imagine this podcast as one of those round table discussions where a bunch of high status entertainment people are all having a discussion, except instead of looking at each other, they're all looking directly at the camera. Sure we're talking to each other, but truely we're talking to you, dear viewer, is that not what this recording is for? It's just a podcast.... it's not real life.   Troy - 4.3, Jacob - 3.0, Brody 3.3   Recorded 2-24-24  

I'm sorry to let you know audience, but what you are listening to is a file copied from my computer. Only I possess the original. You then exclaim to me, because at this point you are very very angry, "There is no difference, I'm listening to it all the same!" Sure thing buster. Is googling an image of the Mona Lisa is the same thing as viewing it the Louvre? Come to my house right now.    Scores: Troy -- 3.9, Steven -- 3.9, Brody -- 3.9, Jacob -- 4.4   Recorded 9-2-2023

I woke up to the sounds of church bells. I checked my Ring™ camera to see nothing outside. As I crack the door to the outside world and the first rays of the morning sunlight caress my face, I looked up. *BONG* *BONG* *BONG*. I knew it was time to record another podcast.    Scores: Troy -- 4.5, John -- 4.7, Steve -- 3.9, Jacob -- 4.2, Brody -- 4.5   Recorded 8-27-2023

THIS PODCAST IS ON FIRE! Just kidding! Or...metaphorically we are? This podcast actually has a super secrete Easter egg where it starts the same way that it ends. Can you find it? It's just like the movie haha, which is also just like Life. For all those who start this podcast, you will finish this podcast. It's quite sad isn't it? But also kind of beautiful.    Scores: Troy -- 3.99, John -- 4.2, Steve -- 4.3, Jacob -- 4.2, Brody -- 4.7   Recorded 6-8-2023

The Gang talk about this Dryer classic without a washer in sight. Tune in to find out the answers to the following riveting questions.   What does it mean to have real faith? Is he really Jesus Christ? Can AA Christ talk be supplanted with summer sales? Will Jacob ever get to finish his point?   This and much much more on the Cinematographilogically Speaking Podcast Scores:   Troy -- 3.99, John -- 4.3, Jacob -- 4.9, Brody -- 3.5   Recorded 4-8-2023

All of these symbols are making me sick to my stomach! Cinematographilogically speaking is the Boullée of the podcasting world. Few creations, but big BIG ideas (on paper). Don't eat the figs, cover your nude body with a fig leaf, and measure force created in your stomach after all those fig newtons you ate with uh...newtons.    Scores: Troy -- 3.3, John -- 3.5, Steven -- 3.0, Jacob -- 3.9, Brody -- 2.9   Recorded 5-29-2023

CinematographilogicallySpeaking Productions does not give a HECK about awards. That's how free thinking we are. We identify a lot with The Joker in that way. We get to the Real (as we have a very long history of doing so on this pod), and we Really didn't like this flick. If you happen to like this movie then please take down your poster of the periodic table and google "Dialectic of Enlightenment"   Scores: Troy -- 1, John -- 3.2, Steven -- 1, Brody -- 0   Recorded 4-1-2023

It's been a while, how've you been? Everything ok? Cool, cool. Well, we're back and all that, and if you're wondering why this description is as low quality as the audio quality of this pod, it's because Brody is on vacation. This episode has Troy, John, Elsmore, and Sam, and it's kinda a banger. Scores:John: 3.7Sam: 3.3Elsmore: 3.7Troy: 3.7

No movie? No problem. We've all got something to say anyway. Say something. Please somebody say something.

Elsmore and Troy received many emails from fans, detailing their very personal and real problems. We solve these problems easily, try bringing the heat next time.

We finally got another special guest into our studio. He flew in from the BIG APPLE. Apple bottom jeans. We promised to pay him but the check bounced. Sam if you're reading this we're sorry but we had to get you into the studio somehow. Please forgive us. No you're still not getting paid.   Scores: Troy -- 4, Jacob -- 3.3, Steven -- 3.3, Sam -- 3.25   Recorded 7-15-2022

Thrilling content for your ears. Buckle your seat belts, hold onto your top hats, and mop tops cause this is a bumpy one. Red Shoes? More like Red Snooze! We did all actually like this movie though.   Scores: Troy -- 3.8, John -- 4.4, Steven -- 3.8, Brody -- 3.3   Recorded 6-21-2022

Jacob was in downtown LA when he ran into Serj Tankian in a coffee house. Jacob tried to get his copy of manufacturing consent signed by Serj, but instead Serj just handed Jacob a copy of "Color of Pomegranates" and went on a half hour long rant lamenting how ignorant Americans are of the great and proud history of Armenia. Once he was done with his tirade he let out a scream, raised his fist, then threw a brick through the pane glass window of the coffee shop, hopped into his Tesla Model 3, and drove off. Thank you Serj Tankian for your guidance and Resistance.   Scores: Troy -- 2.5, John -- 3.8, Brody -- 1.5, Steven -- 2.5, Jacob -- 3.7   Recorded 5-25-2022

Will Love or Hate win out in this podcast. We wrestle about it for hours. Troy wants to talk about another movie, Jacob won't stop doxing people, Brody won't stop flicking his lighter, John is figuring out how to mail a bomb, and Steven...well let's not talk about it. Check the books and place your bets. This is going to be a fight!    Scores: Troy -- 3.3, John -- 3.3, Brody -- 3.0, Steven -- 3.7, Jacob -- 3.5   Recorded 3-1-2022