Excerpted from episode 619 of Cinema Crespodiso.
In this episode, Chris Crespo has spoiler free reviews of The Legend of Ochi, Somnium, Death & Taxes, Under The Burning Sun, and It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This.
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“Chris and Drew go deep on the 1988 action classic (and Donald Trump’s favorite movie), Bloodsport, so they talk about Frank Dux’s real life claims, Van Damme’s splits, Forest Whitaker’s chopstick work, Bolo Yeung’s pecs, Stan Bush’s music, and much more! So Dim Mak your brain with this podcast punch to your ears! KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE! (Fight to surviiiiiive!)”


























Originally Released November 1, 2019

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“Chris and Drew revisit Demolition Man, and they talk about Taco Bell, the 3 seashells, the bits of satire that work and the jokes that don’t, Jesse Ventura, Jack Black, and more! Enjoy!”





















Originally Released October 11, 2019

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“Chris and Drew talk all about the Jackie Chan action classic Rumble in the Bronx! Chris tells Drew about what got cut out of the 26-minute longer Hong Kong version for American audiences, they discuss Danny trying to pimp out his sister, the Bizzonx Mountain Range in New York City, that hungry tiger trying to eat Nancy, and much more!”
















Originally Released October 6, 2018

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“Our SPOILER-FILLED review of Mandy.”










Originally Released October 6, 2018

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“Chris and Drew blow up Bonwit Teller’s as they break down Die Hard With a Vengeance! What does this movie have to do with Lethal Weapon, Speed 2, and Brandon Lee? Is this the beginning of John McClane as Superman? Why did Chris mix up Steely Dan with The Lovin’ Spoonful? How does Laurence Fishburne factor into all of this? These questions and more get answered in this extra long episode so jump into your stolen dump truck and head down the FDR with us as we enjoy this episode!”




Originally Released June 19, 2020

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“Chris and Drew talk all about Die Hard 2, the pumped up sequel to the runaway hit and insta-classic Die Hard. They discuss naked hotel karate, the movie’s admiration of 90’s technology, the Robert Patrick and John Leguizamo bit roles, the Annex Skywalk, Fred Thompson’s Southern zingers, Bruce Willis’ patented yells, and of course, that icicle. Enjoy!”
Originally Released August 9, 2019

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“Chris and Drew go deep on the 1987 action classic Robocop. Enjoy!”
Originally Released August 16, 2019

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“Chris and Drew talk about Spider-Man: Far From Home, and they get into all the details and spoilers about who lives, who dies, all the twists and turns and what not, plus they talk about the two post credits scenes and what they could possibly mean for the future of the MCU. Enjoy!”
Originally Released July 4, 2019

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“Chris and Drew talk about five unfortunate accidental deaths that happened on television and movie sets.”
Originally Released August 23, 2019

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“Chris and Drew talk about all the spoilers and deets in this episode breaking down all of Midsommar!”
Originally Released July 7, 2019

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“Chris and Drew talk about the biggest box office bombs of 2018, as well as some of the more financially successful movies of the year.”
Originally Released Dec. 18, 2018

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“Chris and Drew go over all the details and spoilers of Avengers: Endgame.”
Originally Released April 26, 2019

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“Chris and Drew go through the entire 100+ year history of Universal Pictures, from its birth as the Yankee Film Company to its many corporate buyouts and takeovers throughout the years. Enjoy!”




Originally Released Dec 23, 2018

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Chris and Drew go in depth on Shazam! and all the weird plot elements that they are hiding in the marketing as well as the big turn of events at the end that caught Chris off guard. Enjoy!
 

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Chris read Paul Sammon’s “FUTURE NOIR: The Making of Blade Runner” and he takes an hour to give the CresNotes version to Drew of the history of Blade Runner, from its adaptation from a sci-fi novel to a legendary film with 6 (or 7?) different released versions. Enjoy and learn ya something!
 

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Chris and Drew go deep on Kathryn Bigelow’s Strange Days, from conception to execution to reception. Enjoy!