Why do “reviewers” repeatedly say stupid negative things just to have something negative to say about a film?

“The film 28 YEARS LATER should be called ‘23 Years Later’ due to the time gap between the release dates of this film and the first film 28 DAYS LATER (2002/2003)”

It’s actually a 22-year gap, but whatever…

Who needs critics when you have original content?

I go into depth about this awesome film, so before you listen, go see this movie!

Venom 3 isn’t as bad as people are saying…

This one turned out better than I'd hoped...

I tried to be as non-spoilery as possible...

I'll try to not NOT spoil this...

Yes, this is definitely the summer blockbuster we've been waiting for...