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Chismosas and Chainsaws
Reyna Martinez
195 episodes
1 day ago
Two girls, many horror movies. One of us is scared by anything, one of us isn’t.
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Two girls, many horror movies. One of us is scared by anything, one of us isn’t.
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Film Reviews
TV & Film
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Chismosas and Chainsaws
Zombieland: Enjoy the Little Things

Happy Halloween! In this episode we talk about Zombieland (2009), what a guy Woody Harrelson is, and about how surprisingly well this aged. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaw@gmail.com!

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1 week ago
1 hour 8 minutes 49 seconds

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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: 3.75

In this episode, we talk about Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010), how many references to other horror movies were in this, and how both of us had the same average rating for the film but rounded differently! Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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3 weeks ago
1 hour 11 minutes 42 seconds

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Companion: Did You Jailbreak Your Sexbot?

In this episode, we talk about Companion (2025), what a nightmare AI is, and how funny it would be to do a sports podcast instead. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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1 month ago
1 hour 35 minutes 16 seconds

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Lamb: WTF Is This? Happiness.

In this episode, we talk about Lamb (2021), the weird family dynamics involved in the story, and how different OUR choices would be in the same situation. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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3 months ago
43 minutes 16 seconds

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MaXXXine: Producer Mia Goth

In this episode, we talk about MaXXXine (2024), what an icon Mia Goth is, the time she beat the shit out of Kevin Bacon, and what an amazing ending this was to the trilogy. Do the thing, you know the thing! Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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4 months ago
45 minutes 17 seconds

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Smile 2: Still Smilin'

In this episode, we discuss Smile 2 (2024), its similarities to The Ring, and how graphic it is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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6 months ago
1 hour 10 minutes 49 seconds

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Better Watch Out: Some People's Kids!

In this episode, we talk about Better Watch Out (2016), Tony Todd's passing, and the impressionability of young people. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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8 months ago
1 hour 12 minutes 10 seconds

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The Lodge: Holly Jolly Gaslighting

Happy Holidays from the Chismosas! In this episode, we talk about Lodge (2019), religious cults, and what little sh**heads these kids are. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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10 months ago
1 hour 6 minutes 21 seconds

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Trap: Like Criminal Minds But Worse

In this episode, we talk about Trap (2024), how much Reyna likes Seleka's music, and how this movie is only good if you're not completely sober. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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10 months ago
1 hour 13 minutes 2 seconds

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Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror: Descending into Madness

In this episode we talk about Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror (2006), the animation and storytelling aspects, and how unexpected cameos slap. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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1 year ago
39 minutes 58 seconds

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I Saw The TV Glow: You Won't Even Remember That You're Dying

In this episode we discuss I Saw The TV Glow (2024), how it's absolutely a queer allegory despite Britany gaslighting herself out of seeing it, and how each time she sees it Reyna gets a little emotional. Email us at chismosas.and.chiansaws@gmail.com!

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1 year ago
1 hour 33 minutes 38 seconds

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The Taking of Deborah Logan: Don't You Have Enough For Your Project?

In this episode, we discuss The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014), the implications of found footage, and how exploitative this version of "found footage" is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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1 year ago
1 hour 3 minutes

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Abigail: Definitely Not Twilight

In this episode we talk about Abigail (2024), different sources for vampire lore, and how f*cked up the Twilight series is in hindsight. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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1 year ago
1 hour 23 minutes 45 seconds

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Smile: Not Your Average First Break

In this episode we talk about Smile (2022), the one time a psychotic break isn't just a psychotic break, and how you can't escape your trauma. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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1 year ago
1 hour 5 minutes 20 seconds

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The Strangers: Because You Were Home

In this episode we talk about The Strangers (2008), long engagements, and the Mason murders. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

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1 year ago
50 minutes 46 seconds

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Stitches: This Clown F*cks
In this episode, we talk about Stitches(2012), how insane it is that all these clowns f*ck, and how creepy the egg thing is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
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1 year ago
1 hour 12 minutes 31 seconds

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The Wicker Man: I’m Just Upset
In this episode, we talk about The Wicker Man(2006), how pointless this remake is, and how funny it is when Nicholas Cage just starts punching people. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
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1 year ago
38 minutes 21 seconds

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Parasite: Peaches Remain Amazing
In this episode, we talk about Parasite(2019), how we’re all trapped in a capitalistic nightmare, and how Reyna remains obsessed with this score. Follow us on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
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1 year ago
1 hour 3 minutes 21 seconds

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Psycho: We Love Janet Leigh
In this episode, we talk about Psycho(1960), how iconic this soundtrack is, and whether or not Anthony Perkins is cute. Follow us on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
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1 year ago
1 hour 8 minutes 47 seconds

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Talk to Me: Do Kangaroos Make That Noise?
In this episode, we talk about Talk to Me(2023), how fun the montage scenes are, and what a bad friend Jade is. Follow on instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
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1 year ago
1 hour 16 minutes 15 seconds

Chismosas and Chainsaws
Two girls, many horror movies. One of us is scared by anything, one of us isn’t.