Download MP3 LENGTH: 2:36 SYNOPSIS The first post in almost 4 YURS is a wonderful song for all my listenturds! This is my version of the Statler Brothers “Flowers On The Wall”. Lyrics and album ark by the amazing LIN … Continue reading →

The original amazing vid (aidsbove) was REMOVED from youtube!!! Good thing I also had a krispy version on Vimeo: The AMAZING Gladys Freak wrote, directed, and PROLEduced this lapse INDUCING song and even more amazing MUSIC VIDEO! Learn about Cheryl’isms, … Continue reading →

  LENGTH: 4:07 SYNOPSIS Cheryl sings her version of the BEE GEEz’s How Big Is YER Love. Lyrics and album ark by my grrrl LIN FERNO. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTurdz!*

LENGTH: 14:29 SYNOPSIS Anothee minigrum™®© featuring a call to AS SEEN ON TEEVEE to axe the HORD questions about produks like SKINTAG REMOVER, MagicMesh,LINT Lizard and the WAXvak!

LENGTH: 11:31 SYNOPSIS NYEA a minigrum™®© fer ya featurding a caull to the wonderful YUMAloight to axe them some questions about their PRODUK. WEUWEU INSPIRATION infomercialmercial: Looks pretty normal to maids! Anyone want turd make me a rylchy pic with … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 4:09 SYNOPSIS A post-XMAS minigrum for my GRRLS, including a short story about WALGREEN tunaFEESH seasoning my new CASTIRONpanpan.

Amazing Cover Art by CheekyTrousers! LENGTH: 4:23 SYNOPSIS Cheryl sings her version of LADY KAKA’s Edge of Glore-aids. Crowd Sourced™®© Lyrics by @Patriekgud and Jaime Shade. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill … Continue reading →

Album Ark by James LENGTH: 28:21 SYNOPSIS NYEA a random imprompTURD minigrum with intro in bafroom and phone chak with MADGE WEINSTEIN. WEU. eat mai.   LINKS: Jaimeshade wrote and mixed the amazing BORN THIS WHEY Protein Powdee™® Commercial FRIEND … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 3:07 SYNOPSIS This is an amazing video and song by xdope featuring SYLVIA BROWNEbrown answering Cheryl’s question on her WEBINAR about Cheryl’s HORRIBLE medical condition: A PROLAPSE. Also features a RAP response by animated CHERYL & Cameo by Ragan … Continue reading →

Album Ark by James LENGTH: 1:31:35 SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about getting some catheters, daybuts xdope song, Sylvia mess, minigrum highlights, bradlaids clyups, many A+ random clyups, and so much moar! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!

Album Ark by James LENGTH: 54:21 GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?! SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 2:20 SYNOPSIS An amazing video & song created by listener xdope from material in WH83&84 “Sexy Chak LOIN”.

Dootie Monsturd Album Ark by James LENGTH: 1:02:30 GUESTS: Cheryl, Steven, blaques, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some produks in a catalogue & 1 she saw on TV. Plus she reads craigslist ads, a post from an eating disorders syke, … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 27:29 SYNOPSIS Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks … Continue reading →

(Compare to original album ark) LENGTH: 3:21 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is called “Pro Lapse” and is from “The Prolapsed Whore … Continue reading →

(Compare to Burt’s album ark) LENGTH: 2:28 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings Burt Bacharach’s classic “What the World Needs Now (is Love)” and gives it her signature touch. *Lyrics in iTurds!

LENGTH: 26:41 GUESTS: Sleep number guy & Bare Essentials gal. LYUPS. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about a sleep number bed for her obese friend, and about makeup for her other trans-mess-tight friend. Plus lots of great clips, a craigslist ad, and … Continue reading →

Album Ark By Vince! LENGTH: 3:49 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings D.I.C.K, a promotional song for her very own Daycare Institutions Caring For Kids (DICK), which she is the president of. The Village People would be proud! *Lyrics in iTurds!

LENGTH: 3:37 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings “Underneath Your Folds” in honor of Shrockbella Mortinstein & all the other fatties of the world. PLUS Lyrics in iTurds! *Parody of Shakira’s “Underneath Your Clothes”. Thanks to Jaime Shade for helping with the lyrics!

LENGTH: 18:44 GUESTS: Lynda, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some produks for her freshly shaved & tweezed LYUPS. Plus smoker face, Hypnotize ‘naids, Welford Mayor remix, & more! Tweez that lyup honaids. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: The Smoker … Continue reading →