It’s a great 80’s TV show themed vault ep today as we chat to Richard Webster - a Kick Start competitor from 1985. First posted on 7th March 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s another great mailbag this weeks as we read messages about some Chatabix fans at the Stretford Paddock Man U YouTube channel, an embarrassing quip (and several others too), a query about David’s attitude to Joe’s MMU massage day, a trio of funny names, Bradley Walsh on The Chase, a Sir Winch-a-lot musical and more littering stories. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our resident canal boat living Chatabiscuit Georgie is back on the pod to tell David and Joe more glorious tales from the towpath. And as it’s the height of summer, she’ll be filling them in on all the pleasures of a canal boat lifestyle when the weather’s warm and the sun is shining. And a bit about all the characters she’d been meeting on and off the water too. So settle back and relax for a wonderful hour of cosy canal chat - David and Joe are in heaven! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s a grumpy David at the start of today’s show as he’s just found out his Peloton is broken and hasn’t been able to exercise this morning. So Joe tries to distract him by telling him about how much he enjoyed the Brighton Pride Parade recently and even had a little dance there. He also tells David about some art he’s just bought and a great new song he’s heard - all of which David doesn’t seem that interested in. But eventually he begins to cheer up a bit and they start nattering about lorries and lorry drivers, find out what other things Joe gets up to in Brighton and have a go at playing Mock The Week’s ‘most unlikely to hear at’ game. It’s a funny old episode but we get there in the end. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Following his recent holiday in Cornwall, David wants to spend today’s show recounting a magical morning he had whilst staying in the small fishing town of Mevagissey. But it seems he’s going to have to go some way to convince Joe it’ll be interesting enough to fill an episode, for both him and the listeners. David’s undeterred and ploughs on regardless - sound effects and all! Also, having met several very contented retirees down by the harbour that day, David starts to wonder what he and Joe would do in their retirement? It turns out shop-keeping and allotment tending may well be on the cards for them. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s vault show, we talk about running, read out shit comments and then talk about a possible pantomime opportunity. First posted on 10th November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s show, there’s emails about a rather out of date weatherman audition, a shite old school band, a long detour from David telling Joe about his last gig with The Colour Of Mary, tales of an early retirement and more silly names. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That’s right you lucky listeners, for this very special episode Joe and David bring you a whole show dedicated to the finest quips that money can buy. And a few not so great examples too. So let’s celebrate the summer with a whole load of quipping - what better way to spend an hour! And thanks to all the Chatabiscuits who’ve been sending them into us - we couldn’t have done it without you. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Since moving house and recording in a new room, Joe’s sound quality for the pod really hasn’t been great. So for this episode, he’s sitting in an egg chair to see if that’ll improve things. Meanwhile, David’s away on holiday in Mevagissey which he loves, but has also visited some nearby towns which he really didn’t like. So they discuss all of that before their editor James joins them for a chat about Joe’s problematic audio. We also hear about the time David and Joe met Wet Leg (just before they got famous) and Joe tells us about a big bag of coins he took into a bank. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe’s away again and guess what, he’s back in his car to record today’s pod. And after a little talking in French and chatting about going to see Princess Diana’s memorial flowers (yes, it’s quite the opener!), Joe asks David to tell the full story of him seeing a huge house fire, which he started recounting in a previous ep. So stay tuned for all the detail of his dramatic story - where more things than just a house went up in smoke that night. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s another episode from the Chata-vaults and in this one, we chat about David's appalling acting in The Inspector Lynley Mysteries First posted on 21st April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s show, there’s messages about penpals, favourite comical names, quipping when very tired, a knitting Chatabiscuit, spotting the signs of swinger activity, sex shops on the A1, a Gladiator sighting and meeting a footballing hero. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Late the other night, David noticed a very strange burning smell in his lounge. Perplexed at where it was coming from and concerned for his family’s safety, he consulted various things like ChatGTP and The National Grid for help. But eventually he called the fire brigade and they soon arrived to get to the bottom of things. So stay tuned to find out what happened and if disaster was avoided?! Plus, there’s some chat about David seeing a house fire in his early 20’s and Joe stopping a drunk driver outside his house. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Following on from the previous episode, we return to Joe’s house-moving tales after he’s just discovered he’s got the bin day wrong - one of the many pleasures of getting used to a new home. So settle back and relax as he tell’s David even more about his past few weeks activities. There’s chat about spending lots of money (and saving it too), the jeopardy of property chains, saying goodbye to the old house and meeting the new neighbours. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You’ll never guess - Joe has just moved house! So him and Petra are now happily unpacking, getting comfortable in their new home and exploring the neighbourhood. And in true Chatabix fashion, David wants to know absolutely every thing about it - from finding the house and selling their old place, to how the move went and how exactly Joe and Petra are feeling now. There’s lots to discuss, so part 2 is coming tomorrow… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Time for another repeat of a golden oldie episode. And in this one, the lads chat about feeling really thick all their life and then David tells Joe about the base he’s getting built for his bed. First posted on 9th September 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks mailbag we read messages about Cliff Richard’s Wired For Sound, meeting Alan Carr, an embarrassing one night stand, a non-farting masseuse, a quip rampage, compilation albums, pot-head complaints and a beautiful quip at an X Factor live show. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We kick off today’s episode with some more discussion about Joe’s letter being read out on the Stick To Football pod and David’s continuing tummy troubles. After that, David tells Joe about the time in his 20’s when he made silly pranking videos with his mates, Joe remembers some early comedy routines and they both run through a few new format ideas for the pod. Joe then reveals a shocking secret about Through The Keyhole - and they play an impromptu game of it too. Lovely stuff. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As Joe and Petra’s house had a leak in its roof, they’d recently arranged for scaffolding to be put up for repairs to be done. The only problem was that when the scaffolders arrived to do it, Petra was out and Joe really wasn’t sure what needed to be done. He also found the whole experience very unsettling as the guys were incredibly energetic and noisy - and also recognised him from the TV. So sit back and relax as David enjoys every squirming minute of Joe recounting his very awkward afternoon. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe’s still away and in his car again to record the pod. And once David’s had a little worry about his behaviour on yesterday’s episode, Joe explains what one of his favourite ways to spend a day is and David tells him about a recent quip that he’d like some feedback on. Then it’s some chat about conversational segues, Love It Or List It and other property TV shows, Joe appearing on Gogglebox and David’s old stand-up tour. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices