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Chat out of Hell

Emma Crossland & Sam Wilkinson

36 episodes

15 hours ago

Hello. This isn't Chat out of Hell, sorry. Um, what's happened is I got ill when we were supposed to record it and now Emma's gone and got ill as well. , Maybe it's nothing and she's under the weather or maybe it's just one of those bugs going round. Who knows? Whatever it is, we've missed our recording slot and now we're in this weird time where I have to spend all of my spare time giving my poor dog hugs 'cause she's terrified of fireworks and assholes round here just let them off 24 7 for...

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Hello. This isn't Chat out of Hell, sorry. Um, what's happened is I got ill when we were supposed to record it and now Emma's gone and got ill as well. , Maybe it's nothing and she's under the weather or maybe it's just one of those bugs going round. Who knows? Whatever it is, we've missed our recording slot and now we're in this weird time where I have to spend all of my spare time giving my poor dog hugs 'cause she's terrified of fireworks and assholes round here just let them off 24 7 for...

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Episodes (20/36)

Chat out of Hell

NOT AN EPISODE OF CHAT OUT OF HELL

Hello. This isn't Chat out of Hell, sorry. Um, what's happened is I got ill when we were supposed to record it and now Emma's gone and got ill as well. , Maybe it's nothing and she's under the weather or maybe it's just one of those bugs going round. Who knows? Whatever it is, we've missed our recording slot and now we're in this weird time where I have to spend all of my spare time giving my poor dog hugs 'cause she's terrified of fireworks and assholes round here just let them off 24 7 for...

16 hours ago

Chat out of Hell

Episode 5.5 - More Than You Deserve | California Dreamin'

As we cruise towards the end of series five, we’ve time to visit more of Jim’s dodgy musical past, but then cleanse our palate with a very modern dodgy cover of an absolute classic. And while we’re there, let’s ask some questions like: - Is Emma more of a Bert or an Ernie? - Is Jim Steinman more of a 70s Kermit the Frog or the rubbish modern one? - What did Bob Mortimer think of Mr Blobby? PLUS some more Blobby classics from the archives, a bit more chat about old man Meat Loaf raging at the ...

2 weeks ago

40 minutes

Chat out of Hell

Episode 5.4 - No Matter What | In the Land of the Pig, The Butcher is King

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4 weeks ago

40 minutes

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Episode 5.3 - Cry Over Me | Amnesty is Granted

We call back in to see what Diane Warren's been up to this episode, as we listen to the third of her Meat songs in Cry Over Me, before Sammy Hagar barges in with the hard-rockin' Amnesty is Granted. But during all that, we get to answer the big questions: - How good a video can you make in four hours? - What was the deal with Bat out of Hell III? - Is A Very Merry Muppet Christmas any good? PLUS some exposition about Mr. Blobby, a bit of nonsense about Bill and Ted and how much British peop...

1 month ago

35 minutes

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Episode 5.2 - A Time For Heroes | Holding Out For a Hero

Continuing the theme of doing themes, this episode we take a look at two rockin' songs about heroes. And somehow made it through the whole thing without once talking about Cadbury's Heroes. Well done us. But we did discuss the big questions, questions like: - What on earth was going on at Marvel comics in the late 80s? - What's gone wrong with nerds lately? - Is it wise to dance on the edge of the Grand Canyon when you're that hungover? PLUS another episode of Bonnie Tyler Explains Pop Cultu...

1 month ago

43 minutes

Chat out of Hell

Episode 5.1 - Tear Me Down | Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are

Five alive! But not the delicious soft drink of the 1980s. We're back for the first proper episode of series five with an exploration of Meat Loaf's sad origins. And really, they are sad. Poor bloke. But we still managed to find some fun in there, as we also get answers to the big questions. Questions like: - Is there anything Michael Bay can't wedge an explosion into? - Is there any song Jim Steinman can't wedge a vampire into? - Is there any conversation Meat Loaf can't wedge a massive lie ...

2 months ago

47 minutes

Chat out of Hell

SPECIAL FILM CLUB #4 - GHOST WARS

It's nearly time for new Chat out of Hell, but first there's a summer blockbuster film club! And what a blockbuster it is, as we watch 13 episodes of the SyFy original series Ghost Wars. Don't say we never do anything for you. Chat out of Hell returns for series 5 on Monday 25th of August, where we'll dive into Meat Loaf's early days with Objects in the Rear View Mirror from Bat out of Hell II and Tear Me Down from Couldn't Have Said it Better. See you then, Loafers! Keep your comments, rev...

2 months ago

46 minutes

Chat out of Hell

Episode 4.6 - Kickapoo | California Isn't Big Enough (Hey There Girl)

Chat out of Hell earns its explicit tag this week and it's all Meat Loaf's fault. It's two songs from the cheeky boys of silly rock as we start with Meat guesting on a Tenacious D song then straight into a Justin Hawkins-penned number about his schlong. You know, his nob. His junk. His bits. His wang pipe. His donger. His one-eyed trouser snake. His pump-action yoghurt gun. His lizard. His peen. His Henry Hoover's nose. His genital joystick. His Meat Loaf and two Veg Loafs. His handy hosepipe...

4 months ago

42 minutes

Chat out of Hell

Episode 4.5 - Surf's Up | Masculine

Grab your boards and hit the waves, dudes. Surf's Up! Jim Steinman's sportiest song slash rude joke meets Meat Loaf's MANLIEST number in this episode. We're stuck in the 80s again, so there's big shoulders and pastel coloured suits aplenty. BUT: - How MANLY can one song be? - Was Meat Loaf in on the joke? - Why does masculinity smell just like Lynx Africa? PLUS all the usual nonsense, discussion of radioactive animals and a dog determined to make it onto the recording today. Keep your commen...

4 months ago

41 minutes

Chat out of Hell

Episode 4.4 -I'm Gonna Love Her For Both of Us | Making Love out of Nothing at All

There's a spate of inadequate male lovers in this episode. Is Meat Loaf's friend a bad boyfriend? Are Air Supply just a bit too full of themselves? This episode we stay firmly in the early 80s with a not-hit from Dead Ringer and an arrogant Best of from Air Supply. - Is "white soul ballad" a compliment? - What's Emma's bath technique? - How sympathetic is Meat Loaf to his band's drug habits? PLUS a bit of a chat about how male behaviour is coded in media, plus a lot of the usual nonsense. E...

5 months ago

32 minutes

Chat out of Hell

Episode 4.3 - (I'd Love to Be) As Heavy as Jesus | Stand in the Storm

Where did Meat Loaf's career begin? Not here, but it's quite close. Time for another break from Jim Steinman's zany antics as we dive into Meat Loaf's Motown past and his angry... well, not future. More recent past. This episode we dive into Meat's first recorded album and then some shouty angry MAN ROCK from one of his later ones. And on the way, we'll answer some of the questions like: - What does a Jesus weigh? - How wrong is Louder Sounds's ranking of Meat Loaf albums? - How do you make a...

5 months ago

40 minutes

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Episode 4.2 - Dead Ringer for Love | Runnin' for the Red Light (I Gotta Life)

I don't know anything about you baby, but Chat out of Hell is everything you're dreaming of. Assuming you dream of adequate podcast analysis of the works of Meat Loaf and Jim Steinman. This episode we take a break from Jim Steinman's byzantine theatre career and go back to the absolute rockers from the mouth of Meat Loaf. Dead Ringer for Love and Runnin' for the Red Light vie for your affections this time, and one of them is the clear winner. This epsiode we'll answer the deep questions, ques...

6 months ago

40 minutes

Chat out of Hell

EXTRA Bat Musical Review Special

This is a very special extra bit of Chat out of Hell. If you're interested in our thoughts on the Bat musical currently touring the UK, this is the right place! If you're not, we totally get it and we'll see you on the 5th for a proper episode instead. BYE! Bow now now now Send us a text

6 months ago

15 minutes

Chat out of Hell

Episode 4.1 - The Dream Engine (Dream Engine) (Dreams) (Engines)

Chat out of Hell is back to go where other podcasts won't - in this case, to Jim Steinman's very first musical creation. This episode we dive into the Dream Engine - produced at Amherst College in 1969, burning a trail through rock and roll history for the rest of time. Our interepid duo dive deep into this murky sea, providing the answers to questions like: - What sort of socially aware theatre would a bunch of naive teens in Scarborough produce? - How much does Emma know about Arnaud's thea...

6 months ago

45 minutes

Chat out of Hell

SPECIAL FILM CLUB #3 - DEAD RINGER | BLOODRAYNE

Series four of Chat out of Hell is just around the corner, but first, it's FILM CLUB PART III! Our films this time are a real dichotomy - Meat Loaf plays both himself and his own obsessive fan in Dead Ringer, then he plays a sex-mad creature of the night in Bloodrayne. Or possibly I've said that the wrong way around. These are, and I can't stress this enough, dreadful films. You should not under any circumstances watch them. We've done the hard work so you don't have to. Chat out of He...

6 months ago

54 minutes

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Episode 3.6 - All Revved Up with No Place to Go | I'll Kill You if You Don't Come Back

Better late than never, it's Chat out of Hell! This episode Emma really opens up, generously unburdening herself in the name of amusement with a classic Meat Loaf Memory. Meanwhile Sam continues to fail to find any sincerity in himself, as his attempts at some Steinman-esque lyrics proves. Our questions this week: - Who invented the keyboard body strap? - Who goes around picturing women to get them in the creative mood? - What would our Whigfield podcast be called? PLUS our intrepid pair l...

8 months ago

50 minutes

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Episode 3.5 - 45 Seconds of Ecstasy | Requiem Metal

We open every episode of Chat out of Hell by asking "what is this" and it's never been more apt. Two baffling track choices hit the table today as we interrogate some of the shortest and least interesting songs in the Loaf / Steinman catalogue. We do learn a few things on the way, though. Things like: - What do Jim Steinman and Giuseppe Verdi have in common? - How long is 45 seconds? Is it 66 seconds? - What's cooler than Gene Pitney? PLUS a conversation about merch, a listener isn't sure h...

9 months ago

46 minutes

Chat out of Hell

Episode 3.4 - Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back | Loving You's a Dirty Job (But Somebody's Got to Do It)

Big hair, big complaints and big feelings, it's Chat out of Hell! This episode Emma brings our favourite car karaoke hit Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back for our intrepid pair to interpret, while Sam's Bonnie Tyler obsession continues in full swing as he tries to convince Emma that Loving You's a Dirty Job is a much neglected classic. This week's questions lack subtlety, just like these two songs: - How generous IS John Lewis's legendary returns policy? - What was it like being a j...

9 months ago

49 minutes

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Episode 3.3 - More | Los Angeloser

New year, the same Chat out of Hell. It's the turn of our lovely listeners to suggest songs this week to give our brains a good old rest. So with trepidation Sam reports on The Sisters of Mercy's More and Emma goes away to listen to Los Angeloser and then get it stuck in her head forever. This week's big questions are the biggest: - Did Meat Loaf inspire an episode of the Simpsons? - Honestly, who calls themselves Andrew Eldritch? - Is this finally the time we get to talk about Batman th...

10 months ago

38 minutes

Chat out of Hell

Chat out of Hell's Christmas Horror

THIS IS NOT A NORMAL CHAT OUT OF HELL THIS IS A HORRIBLE CHAT OUT OF HELL Please don't take time out of your Christmas Day to listen to this, it won't pay off. See you on January 6th, Loafers. Send us a text

10 months ago

43 minutes