The Charmed Ones must face a goofy looking demon guy and their most powerful adversary yet: Neighbor Jenny wanting to borrow tampons.
Piper is sent to JAIL. Phoebe puts on lip liner.
Phoebe becomes her high school self, and by that I mean she wears a long wig and acts pretty much the same.
Billie finds a superhero belt that puts her in a sexy costume, because sexism is over. Phoebe has dates, lots and lots of dates.
Phoebe casts a smart spell on herself. She must rescue her sisters from a painting before she becomes stupid again.
Grandma Ghost is summoned to hate on men, and also annoy a necromancer who's just minding his own business.
The Headless Horseman shows up to introduce the girls to their Harry Potter knockoff school.
The Charmed Ones achieve world peace: by killing.
The Charmed Ones complain for 45 minutes while an Alice in Wonderland themed plot happens in the background.
Phoebe is haunted by her 1920s self, who looks like her present self, because past lives are just your relatives, and also Neighbor Dan is their great grandfather.
A creepy man with no game at all haunts Prue's dreams. Meanwhile, Piper and Phoebe go on dates. Darryl will never doubt Andy again.
Chris is turned into Spider-man because of daddy issues. The Charmed Ones ignore this because of dates and work.
Grandma Ghost is miraculously resurrected just so she can be comically eaten by a wolf. Phoebe dons the infamously terrible Cinderella Dress.
It's the Mirror Universe with the Halliwells, where Leo has stupid hair, Darryl DOES want to know, and Piper is pretty much the same.
The girls are confronted by the innocents they didn't save. So, all of them. The promo pretends this is a comedy.
Lazy Leo eats chips. There's a plot about the seven deadly sins in this episode also.
Tiny Bangs Phoebe does Cole a big favor by telling him to move on and go to Hell, please. Bruce Campbell wonders why he's here.
Phoebe's dream man steps out of a 50s monster movie. The audience is left to wonder what the Demon of Illusion meant when he said "and then there were two."
Wyatt shrinks down Piper and Leo and traps them in a dollhouse. Meanwhile, Zankou has a dumb plan that hinges on him never checking if someone is in the house or not.
Wyatt summons a dragon because Piper is dumb and won't bind his powers.