As Midwesterners, it’s our duty to talk about the weather at the beginning of every episode... but, anyways... This week, we spiral into everything from discovering (at the worst time) that your car horn doesn’t work to plotting our way into the witness protection program. Are dating show contestants even trying to find love? Did we miss out by skipping a wild spring break trip? And we’re back on our conspiracy theories... Are car washes a scam? Is Mattress Firm a front? And why can’t we choose where our tax dollars go?! Tune in for your usual Friday BFF banter 🫶🏻

This week, Tia takes us on her solo hiking adventure and we love how the first warm days bring everyone outside. We also ask the age-old question—why did every kid want to be a marine biologist? (Do we even know any marine biologists?!) Plus, Tia embraces her inner gnome, and we come to terms with our current fashion inspo: Adam Sandler core. Tune in for your weekly dose of chitchats with your virtual BFFS! CHAT WITH US: Tell us a funny story, ask for some advice from your virtual BFF, or just say hey... we’d love to hear from you - (414) 465-8275

Is therapy enough, or do we need more exorcisms? Does Tia still need the glow stick from her fourth grade boyfriend? Are cardinals gay? American Eagles seem like bullies. And what the heck is a ‘latchkey’ kid?!

Happy Friday, BFFs! Here’s what’s in store on this week’s episode… - Do you ever feel like quitting your job for a chill, mundane job? Same. - Did Maggie forget her own birthday or is she just over-caffeinated? - The absolute *disdain* of being the one who has to pick the restaurant. - Tia, reigning queen of the ten-minute voice note. - DoorDash, we love you, but your algorithm needs work. - Wildly inappropriate songs we had no business singing as kids. - …and more random chaos, as always. CHAT WITH US: Tell us a funny story, ask for some advice from your virtual BFF, or just say hey... we’d love to hear from you - (414) 465-8275

The girls trip made it out of the group chat! This week, we’re joined by Tia’s high school besties to recap our girls weekend in Charleston! We question why southern boys are so short, if people are actually rude or is ’midwest nice’ a real thing, Tia’s obsession with cool trees, and more.

Since apparently things can be renamed for no reason at all, we wanted in on the fun. This week, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to rename some famous U.S. landmarks, lakes, and even a few states. And honestly, the ‘Gulf of America’ sounds more inclusive anyways.

From elementary school Valentine’s Day parties to high school secret admirers and cringey dates, we’re diving into all tings Valentine’s Day (aka, Tia’s Birthday!) Plus, we dive into hilariously chaotic stories from waiters and service staff about Valentine’s Day disasters you won’t believe. And don’t worry, if you don’t have Valentine’s Day plans this year, just think, it could be worse… you could have a promise ring proposal at Olive Garden…

Welcome to our first edition of Call Your BFF: Car Edition! This week, Tia shares all of the life-changing reasons why she’s thrilled to now be on a Spotify family plan, we read off some of our favorite, and most cringy, Pinterest quotes, and we wrap up recapping Tia’s latest Tinder adventures…

It feels like January has been 17 weeks long... but it’s FINALLY FRIDAY! 🥂 This week, Maggie thinks she has a secret talent, Tia’s turned into a martini girl and we’re chatting about the simple things that bring us joy when we’re feeling down.

This week, we’re catching up on life before diving into the history of winter being a season of rest… and how it’s turned into anything but that. We chat about how winter feels more ‘introverted’ compared to summer’s ‘extroverted’ vibes, productivity this time of year, and how seasonal depression plays into it all.

Happy Friday, Besties! This week, we’re yapping about Tia’s latest chiropractic adventure, questioning where all the extraverts are at, why Planet Fitness isn’t a ‘judgement-free zone’ when Tia’s there, and most importantly… are you team fish sticks and mac and cheese, or ketchup and butter sandwiches? CHAT WITH US: Tell us a funny story, ask for some advice from your virtual BFF, or just say hey... we’d love to hear from you - (414) 465-8275

This week, we chat about New Year’s Resolutions, why they’re not often very self-loving, the intensity and overwhelm of challenges like ‘75 hard’, and why trying to too much is often the reason most New Year’s resolutions fail. Plus, our usual chit chat… Happy Friday, BFFs! 🫶🏼

It’s 2000 vs. 2025 and we’re feeling nostalgic this week as we look back at some of the trneding music, tech, and fashion from the early 2000s vs. now. You wouldn’t catch us dead wearing Gauchos or knit ponchos now... but we’ll take back the OG ’matching set’ from Juicy Couture...  What’s your fave 2000s trend? Text us and let us know what we missed: (414) 465-8275

This week, we’re doing a month-by-month recap of our year. The good, the bad, and the ugly. We’re sharing our highs, our lows, and everything in between. There were laughs, tears, and a few questionable decisions, but hey, that’s life. Join us as we look back, reflect, and maybe overshare just a little with an end-of-year highlight reel. CHAT WITH US: Tell us a funny story, ask for some advice from your virtual BFF, or just say hey... we’d love to hear from you - (414) 465-8275

Ever wondered what Buddy the Elf’s sugar binge did to Will Ferrell or why It’s A Wonderful Life earned an FBI memo? In this episode, we dive into the festive fun facts behind our favorite holiday hits like Elf, A Charlie Brown Christmas, the Polar Express, and more! Tune in for surprising trivia, heartwarming stories, and maybe a few holiday hot takes!

This week, we’re reminiscing on the magic of Santa, snow days, and the wholesome holiday moments that made the season special as a kid. Whether you’re a holiday lover or a festive grinch, this episode is sure to warm your heart and bring a few laughs along the way!

This week, we’re back with a holiday version of ”Am I the Asshole?” stories. From joke gifts gone wrong to fake house keys and MIL drama, these stories will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe even reconsidering your own festive plans. CHAT WITH US: Tell us a funny story, ask for some advice from your virtual BFF, or just say hey... we’d love to hear from you - (414) 465-8275

‘Tis the season to spend smart! In this festive episode, we’re breaking down all the holiday essentials and what we’d save on and where you we would totally splurge. From real vs. fake trees to high-end LED lights, cozy blankets, festive outfits, and even stocking stuffers, we’re giving our hot takes on making the most of your holiday budget. So, join us for a chit-chat episode on navigating the season without breaking the bank! 🎄✨  CHAT WITH US: Tell us a funny story, ask for some advice from your virtual BFF, or just say hey... we’d love to hear from you - (414) 465-8275

Join us for a chit chat session on our Thanksgiving favorites and dishes we’d like to never see again, why the kids table is always superior, what were grateful for this year, and what not to show up to Thanksgiving dinner with... Whether you’re prepping the turkey, setting the table, or hiding from family questions, tune in for all things Thanksgiving with your BFFs!

It’s that time of year… cuffing season is here! In this episode, we’re chatting about everything that comes with cozying up for the holidays. Tia shares why she sees cuffing season as a ”survival mechanism for singles” and we dive into the official season schedule, the awkwardness of bringing someone home to meet the fam, and the over-the-top charm of Hallmark holiday movies. Plus, we’ve also got a list of fun, festive date ideas for our singles, and not-so-singles, to keep things easy and light this holiday season!