A few weeks ago, we sat down with The Mothers of All Chaos—but now it’s time for the dads… or at least, it would be, if we could actually ask them. (Note the name of the podcast.)

There are so many things we wish we’d asked when we had the chance. Some deep, some lighthearted, and some that are just plain ridiculous—but now, we’re left with the should’ve, would’ve, could’ve of it all.

What advice would they have given us if they knew they wouldn’t be here now? What’s the one thing they’d tell us now if they could? And, most importantly, would they wholeheartedly support this podcast… or be absolutely horrified by what we’ve overshared?

It’s part reflection, part frustration, and full of the usual chaos.