Claire was scratching my rich, Corinthian leather, and I didn't care!

the plot sucks, the dinos suck, colin jost sucks

the new kid at the Gross Out sucks at bagging, Carolyn found her way into Grandma Thien's heart, Carolyn has all 4 of my credit cards, we killed at least 3 spiders & we watched that doc The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix

also, always set a timer

you hate your haircut? get used to a lifetime of hating your haircuts.

the wang & the lang

also, i bought lennox a beatles t-shirt

also, we've been cavorting with Claire right in front of Frankie and we review that new Taylor Swift album

i nearly suffocated & smog checks are a racket

YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY ALL CAPS BUT YOU AIN'T TAKIN' AWAY MY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

also: should we catnap our neighbour's cat, carolyn was right about wiping the butter spray & carolyn may wash our bedding too often (once a week is too often!)

"You know... just having fun, man. Making movies, big adventure, having a great time". -Tom Cruise

LG versus Samsung, Costco versus Lowe's & please don't be judas

my wife was r****

Galactus sucks, Sue Storm's powers suck & Pedro Pascal isn't handsome

arguing over shrimp chips, i wish i'd seen someone from high school but only if they aged poorly & green be yellow

i hate flying, stuff my mum says & an egg roll was stolen

also: Carolyn vacuumed the hair & fingernails from her car, Luna & Carolyn visited me at work and Michael Bolton has brain cancer.

also, i was gifted a pricey piece of kpop merch

Lenn's bike was eviscerated, Frankie has signed a peace accord with our window screens & we watched that true crime doc Unknown Number