Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some bullshit about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants.
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Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some bullshit about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants.
Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian
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📖 Description
This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian digs into real-world problems and big-picture ideas:
⏱️ Chapters
0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates
1:10 – Factory Life & Bad Management Email
3:00 – Job Security & Automation Talk
6:00 – Always Be Job Hunting (Why You Should)
8:00 – Gaming: Ark Raiders & AI Singularity
10:00 – Would Brian Ever Leave the U.S.?
12:00 – Parenting, Responsibility & Pets
15:00 – Art & Music That Changed His Life
19:00 – Life Advice & Words for Hard Times
20:00 – Breakfast Cereal Debate 🥣
22:00 – AI Theories & The Future of Humanity
25:00 – Bus Driver Chaos Story from Arizona
33:00 – Bus Safety and Traffic Physics
37:00 – Delivery Drivers & City Roundabouts
39:00 – French Influencer Prank Gone Wrong
40:30 – Closing Thoughts & Tour Reminder
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⏱️ Chapters
0:00 – Filming in Austin & Opening Emails
1:00 – Accidentally Shooting Foster Brother Story
3:40 – Why Comics Skip Bad Barrel Topics
5:30 – Ghosting, Tinder & Complicated Relationships
8:15 – Marriage, Trust & Red Flags in Dating
11:00 – Why Passion Feels So Wrong (But Right)
15:00 – Incels, Loneliness & Modern Intimacy
18:30 – Violence, Sex & Why Intimacy Matters More
22:00 – Vulnerability, Manipulation & Modern Breakups
27:00 – Real Love vs. Expectations in Relationships
30:00 – OnlyFans, Image & Pride in Your Partner
35:00 – Cancel Culture, Politics & America’s Decline
40:00 – Civil War Fantasies vs. Real Survival
45:00 – Who Really Runs the Country (Follow the Money)
50:00 – Why Trades Matter More Than “Influencers” Today
57:00 – Closing Thoughts & Survival in Modern America
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👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian
This week Brian delivers his unique blend of comedy, honesty, and cultural commentary—mixing laughs with real talk about politics, technology, and human connection.
⏱️ Chapters
0:00 – Welcome Back & Emails
3:00 – Tech, Boredom & Growing Up Then vs. Now
8:00 – Loneliness Epidemic & Human Connection
13:00 – Future Generations & Merging With Machines
17:00 – Relationship Advice: Roster vs. Real Love
24:00 – Red Pill Culture Exposed
30:00 – Kindergarten Charging $1,400 for Art?!
35:00 – Cancel Culture, Free Speech & Jimmy Kimmel
44:00 – America’s Decline & Political Hypocrisy
52:00 – Hope, Cynicism & Hugging on the Way Down
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👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian
If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow!
This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian tackles:
The firing of Jimmy Kimmel and the cancel culture debate, political hypocrisy and America’s slow decline, media monopolies and the FCC, Red Dead Redemption costing someone a job, LimeWire buying Fyre Festival, forgotten Black history figures and their legacies, and why technology shapes how generations handle life
⏱️ Chapters
0:00 – Welcome & Episode Setup
2:30 – Jimmy Kimmel Fired & Cancel Culture
7:00 – Free Speech, Hypocrisy & Political Violence
12:00 – FCC, Media Monopolies & Corruption
18:00 – America’s Decline: Veneer vs. Reality
24:00 – Emails: Losing a Job Over Red Dead Redemption
29:30 – LimeWire Buys Fyre Festival?!
34:00 – Forgotten Black History Figures
41:00 – Technology, Generations & Instant Gratification
47:00 – Ending Thoughts & Tour Dates
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This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian takes on the big questions:
Is America past the point of no return? How the media gets it wrong—and why we fall for it. Nintendo Switch 2 hype and the struggles of gaming on the road. Why negativity is stealing your empathy. And yes, we try to end on a positive note. From politics to pop culture to plane rides, Brian keeps it real, hilarious, and thought-provoking.
⏱️ Chapters
0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Dates
2:00 – Global Catastrophe Predictions
4:00 – Why Leaders Choose Loyalty Over Skill
7:30 – Media Spin & Human Nature
11:30 – Nintendo Switch 2 Talk
15:00 – Gaming on the Road: Steam Deck Struggles
18:30 – The Cycle of Bad Information
22:00 – 24-Hour News & Division
27:00 – Algorithms and What You Click On
30:00 – Social Media Negativity & Empathy
33:00 – Searching for Good News
34:30 – Ending on a “Positive”
👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show.
👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com
👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com
👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian
If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow!
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This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into the wild world of AI chatbots, tech lawsuits, and society’s obsession with smartphones. From shocking headlines about AI gone wrong to Japan’s proposed screen-time limits, Brian delivers his signature mix of comedy, cynicism, and sharp perspective.
Plus: the Fermi Paradox, Mars colonization, and why humans are experts at messing things up. Stick around for emails, relationship advice, and plenty of laughs.
0:28 – AI Chatbot Headlines
3:28 – Lawsuits Against AI Companies
8:20 – Relationships with Chatbots?
12:26 – Technology vs. Humanity
15:06 – The Fermi Paradox Explained
18:13 – The Future of AI & Misuse
24:05 – Japan’s Smartphone Ban Proposal
29:25 – Teen Power & Social Media
36:00 – First U.S. Case of Screw Worms?!
39:00 – Brian Back on Tour
40:14 – Email: Living with a Narcissist
47:20 – Divorce, Advice & Moving On
48:29 – Closing Thoughts
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This week, Brian dives into a backlog of articles and emails from listeners, discussing how to navigate the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends,” an incident at a System of a Down concert, and Bill Belichick’s much younger girlfriend.
02:15 – Brian on surviving the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends”
08:40 – How to tell if someone’s actually funny vs. just networking
15:22 – Listener question: “Should I even bother making comedy friends?”
23:57 – System of a Down concert gets real weird
32:10 – Bill Belichick and his suspiciously young girlfriend
44:18 – Why people keep throwing toys at WNBA games
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This week, Brian explores a fresh batch of articles and emails — covering topics like politics, relationship advice on reigniting an old flame, the power of resilience, and much more!
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Brian Simpson is back and tackling all your emails. Diving into topics revolved around comedy, which deity he would choose to be, as well as his opinions on gaming while on the road - as well as other topics!
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In this week’s episode, Brian dives his thoughts on the inauguration, what classifies a human being, and much more.
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In this week’s episode, Brian dives into the art of starting stand-up comedy. He also shares advice on navigating life after losing your soulmate, explores the latest buzz around Elon Musk declaring himself the “best gamer,” and tackles a variety of other engaging topics.
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It’s a new year with the same BS!
In this week's episode, Brian dives into some wild topics, including Russia fining people for "looking too gay," a bizarre fight at a Jack in the Box, and his personal advice on shrooms. And that's just scratching the surface—tune in for more!
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In this week's episode, Brian tackles some fascinating topics, including whether Elon Musk is the ultimate gamer, his personal take on Christmas, and the shocking assassination of a healthcare CEO. And that's just the beginning—tune in for more!
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This week, Brian explores themes of cynicism, questions whether his last visit to Canada was really his final one, offers a fresh perspective on piracy, and delves into the debate over whether the YMCA song is as "gay" as everyone claims. Tune in for all this and more!
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This week, Brian takes a deep dive into baby mama drama, relationship advice, and much more.
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This week, Brian dives deep into politics as well as the 2024 presidential election.
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This week, Brian gives advice on how to deal with loud neighbors, how to appeal to new audiences as an entertainer, and much more—all while answering your emails.
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This week, Brian’s cat makes a guest appearance. Brian also talks about his new gaming obsession, and much more—all while answering your emails.
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This week, Brian gives relationship advice, talks about gaming, and much more—all while answering your emails.
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This week, Brian discusses rowdy cats, mediocrity in the gaming industry, and much more—all while answering your emails.
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