On this extra tense episode of BFGE, Emma white-knuckles it through Zach Cregger's 2022 black comedy horror film "Barbarian." The ladies discuss the film's deeper themes like feminine intuition, gentrification, and how attractive a man would have to be for either of us to go looking for him in some fucked up snuff tunnels. Come and suckle the teat with us! #barbarian #zachcregger Like our stupid lil movie parties? Please drop us a rating on spotify/apple and follow us on instag...

In this very giggly episode of BFGE, Emma shocks Sarah by warming up to Michael Haneke’s infamous home invasion satire "Funny Games." The ladies debate the film's artistic merit, Sarah reads angry zero star film reviews, and Emma urges audiences to #believewomen. Also in this episode: Sarah makes a bad investmentEuropean beef handsSarah apologizes to Emma for blocking her on instagramEmma's ready to stab any man that asks for a cup of sugarApologies for poor audio quality in the first h...

In this wildly silly episode of BFGE, Emma treks over to Sarah's freezing apartment to eat soup, huddle under a blanket, and watch "The Room" with Spanish subtitles off youtube.com. Mmmm feels like it's 2008 and our meal cards just got declined at the dining hall again. In this episode: The Greg Sestero audiobookLisa looks hot tonightChris R. and the beanie of mal-intent!Tommy Wiseau's flying vampire carCome and get fed up with this world with us! Like our stupid lil movie parties? Plea...

On this very chilly episode of BFGE, Sarah and Emma get together in the bleak midwinter to watch Stephen King's infamous 1990 thriller "Misery." The ladies ask all the pressing questions including: Is there anything more terrifying than a scorned healthcare professional?Exactly how hung is Mr. King?Wouldn't we all want a nice little free snowy vacation so we could finish our book in peace?Come and get hobbled with us! Like our stupid lil movie parties? Please drop us a rating on spotify/apple...

On this very contagious episode of BFGE, Emma endures 98 minutes of Herman Yau’s infamous Category III Hong Kong shocker "Ebola Syndrome." The film tells the rags-to-riches story of Kai, a psychopathic and unhygienic restaurant worker who contracts Ebola from one of his victims only to start two deadly outbreaks in South Africa and Hong Kong. Also in this episode: Emma stuns with her knowledge of the deadly disease by crushing the official Ebola Virus Quiz that Sarah made up on her comm...

On the season 2 premiere of BFGE, the ladies tuck into the 1970 Czech surrealist masterpiece "Valerie and Her Week of Wonders" in advance of their upcoming trip to Prague (selected by you, the listeners). The film follows a young girl on the cusp of womanhood as she's preyed upon by lecherous priests, vampires, and basically every fucking person in the village. As Emma said, "she's just trying to live!" The girls also talk heirloom roosters, public school system menstrual sw...

In this never-to-be-repeated BFGE special, Sarah lets Emma choose the film as a special birthday surprise, and emma seizes the opportunity to subject Sarah to a whole new species of brutality: the 2001 romantic comedy nightmare "Bridget Jones's Diary." This nihilist masterpiece centers on a tragic 32 year-old British woman who finally takes control of her life through a radical act of countercultural protest: by keeping a diary where she tracks her calories and talks about men. Is...

On the season finale of BFGE, the ladies watch "Demon" (2015): a genre-defying (horror? comedy? drama?) Polish film written and directed by Marcin Wrona, released shortly prior to his tragic and untimely death. The film unwinds a tale of a bridegroom possessed by an unquiet spirit (a "dybbuk") in the midst of his own wedding celebration.Join us as we talk Jewish folklore, polish history, & shitty weddings, and ask our loyal listeners to choose th...

In this very goofed up episode of BFGE, the ladies get a cinematic lobotomy by watching Ralph Bakshi's legendary disaster film "Cool World." The film stars Gabriel Byrne as Jack Deebs, as ex-con cartoonist who gets released from prison only to be sucked into a parallel cartoon universe he thinks he created. There he meets Holli Would (Kim Basinger), a sultry cartoon vixen hell-bent on having sex with a human man so she too can become human, and Frank Harris (Brad Pitt), a hard-boi...

In this very special episode of BFGE, Sarah celebrates Emma's return from Italy by making her watch one of her favorite Italian horror films, Cemetery Man (Italian: Dellamorte Dellamore) directed by Michele Soavi. The film stars Rupert Everett as Francesco Dellamorte, the beleaguered caretaker of Buffalora cemetery where the dead rise from their graves, whose lonely existence is suddenly upended by the arrival of a mysterious beautiful woman (Anna Falchi). Also in this episode:Emm...

In this very maternal episode of BFGE, Sarah treats her pregnant friend Amanda to a showing of "À l'intérieur" (Inside): a 2007 French slasher film written and directed by Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury. The film stars Béatrice Dalle as a scissor-wielding psychopath who terrorizes a pregnant widow (Alysson Paradis) on Christmas Eve. Although all BFGE episodes have a ~content warning~, this one has a ~content warning++~, please listen at your own risk!Also in this episode:Sara...

Halloween month at BFGE continues with the ladies watching the godfather of slashers, Hitchcock's "Psycho": a film Emma has never seen because she's lived under a rock like a small beetle-woman for 30+ years. Experience the twists and turns of "Psycho" as if you're seeing it for the very first time! Watch it through the eyes of a newborn babe who knew "it was about a hotel, a woman who gets murdered, and maybe there's a weird of mom character...I think?" That's it. Th...

Sarah and Emma kickoff Halloween month by watching John Carpenter's arguably best film (in Sarah's opinion): his 1982 science fiction horror masterpiece "The Thing." The film follows a spunky all-male research team in Antarctica as it is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims. Also in this episode:Emma loves hot adventure men wearing hats.Sarah discusses the origins of the film and the critical reproach upon its release.The ladies debate whethe...

In this very silly and stupid episode of BFGE, the ladies watch Todd Solondz' 1995 coming-of-age black comedy film "Welcome to the Dollhouse." The film centers around the life of Dawn Weiner (Heather Matarazzo), an awkward seventh-grader struggling to cope with inattentive parents, jr. high bullies, her annoying younger sister, and her own insecurities in suburban New Jersey. Also in this episode: Sarah gives away a disgusting rug.Emma gets sad after hearing Sarah's junior hig...

On this week's XXL episode of BFGE, Angelique fills in for Emma and the ladies discuss the TWO feature films of newcomer Coralie Fargeat. For an appetizer, the ladies dissect "Revenge": Fargeat's debut film, a 2017 thriller about a young woman who thirsts for vengeance after she is raped and left for dead in the desert by three men. For the main course, S & A tuck into "The Substance": a new body horror film about an aging aerobics star (Demi Moore) who injects herself with a ...

In this week's episode of BFGE, the ladies take a field trip to the movie theater to catch "Caligula: the Ultimate Cut (1979)" -- a complete reimagining of the reviled 1979 cult epic "Caligula," which is the world's first and last big-budget historical epic film infused with...uhh...hardcore pornography. Tune in as:The ladies discuss the catty man infighting amongst Vidal (screenwriter), Brass (director), and Guccione (producer).Sarah almost gets fired because of Caligulaaaa.Emma expla...

In this harrowing episode of BFGE, the ladies watch "Martyrs": a 2008 French-language psychological horror film written and directed by Pascal Laugier. The film centers on a young woman's quest for revenge against the people who kidnapped and tormented her as a child, which leads leads her and a friend on a terrifying journey into a living hell. In this ep:Sarah and Emma showcase their own martyrs du jourEmma is "actually traumatized" and considers quitting the podcastThe ladies d...

In this very emotional episode of BFGE, the ladies celebrate Sarah's birthday by watching the infamous musical tragedy "Dancer in the Dark." Written and directed by professional sadboy Lars Von Trier, the film stars Icelandic singer Björk as OSHA's worst nightmare: a blind Czechoslovakian immigrant operating heavy machinery while daydreaming about musicals. Also in this episode:Emma is a heartless bitch who can't wait for Björk to dieSarah recaps the Dogme 95 filmmaking movement ...

In this week's episode of BFGE, the ladies dissect Abel Ferrara's delightfully scuzzy 1992 crime drama "Bad Lieutenant" starring Harvey Keitel as a drunk, drug-addled crooked cop investigating the rape of a young a nun. In this episode:Emma loves drinking water, but Sarah thinks it's stupid and overrated.Sarah sheds some light on the interesting and controversial life of actress/screenwriter Zoe Lund.Emma is a little puritan who doesn't know what crack & smack look like.Can you beli...

On this week's very special episode of BFGE, Sarah and Emma enlist the services of a third friend, Melbourne-native Angelique, to watch Rolf de Heer's singular and indescribable Australian absurdist black comedy "Bad Boy Bubby". The film centers around the titular Bubby: a man who has spent thirty-five years trapped in a small room with his abusive mother. After he finally manages to escape, his adventure into a dazzling and nihilistic life begins. The ladies drill down on t...