In this episode we break down chapter 18 of Twilight. We talk about  Edward being an incel and Emmett being too happy to kill. Other topics include phone books, kidnapping Bella and vampire teeth being white.  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

(Trigger Warning: Child Loss and Suicide @ 13:42-17:00 and Sexual Assualt @ 15:30-16:01) In this episode we break down chapter 17 of Twilight. We talk about Jacob having emo kid Pinocchio vibes and Edward being a paedo. Other topics include Rebecca Black, the Cullen’s needing a minivan and Rosalie’s butt.  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down chapter 16 of Twilight. We talk about The Cult Of Cullen and Emo Edward. Other topics include road man Carlisle, Victorious Chicago and painting London brown.  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

(Trigger Warning: SA 33.28-34.06) BONUS EPISODE: This is the bonus episode we talked about on our socials and the last episode. In this episode we talk about why we didn’t record for over a year and talk about our plans over the coming months. There is absolutely no twilight content here so if you’re just here for the book content skip over this episode, we won’t be offended.  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down chapter 15 of Twilight. We talk about how we haven’t recorded for a really long time and drinking people’s tears. Other topics include Carlisle the vampire slayer,  khaki skirts and not the ones that do baa the ones that do mee  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down chapter 14 of Twilight. We talk about having super anxiety and how Emmett was a snack in multiple forms of the word. Other topics include, the science of sparkles and why we don’t smell other people's limbs.  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down chapter 13 of Twilight. We talk about how A is for acting and Myspace being a vampire safe space. Other topics include, Bella practising kissing on her hand and cheeks flapping in the wind.  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

*Spoiler Alert* Some mild references to Midnight Sun In this episode we break down chapter 12 of Twilight. We talk about how Charlie just wants to be Daddy and Edward’s nipples. Other topics include, trusting a guy is unrealistic and Edward being a creepy makeup artist.  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down chapter 11 of Twilight. We talk about how Twilight is not a time of day and casual racism. Other topics include, cheeks on shoulders and the vampire feeding process.  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

(Trigger Warnings: Eating Disorders @43:07-43:48 Self Harm @49:35-54:56 R*pe @59:44-59:51) In this episode we break down chapter 10 of Twilight. We talk about the toilet habits of vampires and watching Jessica flourish each chapter. Other topics include, accidentally killing and eating your date and the Cullen’s not trying that hard to fit in.  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down chapter 9 of Twilight. We talk about how Jacob only becomes a predator because Bella was one first and how bacon is Chloe’s own personal brand of heroin. Other topics include, referencing vines and being satisfied by soy milk.  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

(Trigger Warning: Sexual Assault. It’s very brief and mostly left unsaid but we would hate for anyone to come into this not knowing) In this episode we break down chapter 8 of Twilight. We talk about how Chloe would’ve let him kill them and Bella pegging Edward on their first night together. Other topics include, Bella needing therapy and Edward being a twink.  A special thank you to Lucas for your theory.  #BLM #MMIW  Trans rights are human rights Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down chapter 7 of Twilight. We talk about how Fran is traumatised by people playing with balls and seeing your dad smile and thinking “I’d hit that”. Other topics include wearing jeans to lounge around in, Bella needing an adblocker and desks going for a swim.  Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down chapter 6 of Twilight. We talk about how we were definitely not that annoying as teenagers and Bella’s flirting face. Other topics include chew toys, Charlie chatting about bears and writing fanfics in the back of chemistry class. This week's episode also has a very special guest. Welcome to the show Emily.  Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down chapter 5 of Twilight. We talk about how Edward is a primary school production version of JD and how Bella and Edward had the world's worst conversation. Other topics include GTA Alice, discovering plot holes and the release of Midnight Sun. Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

  In this episode we break down chapter 4 of Twilight. We talk about how the books are sponsored by Volvo and how we wish Bella and Edward just didn’t exist. Other topics include the little plot of vampire, churning cheese and Bella’s MySpace page. Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod Outro Music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down chapter 3 of Twilight. We talk about how hobbies are important and how gaslighting is never okay. Other topics include confusing your dressing gown for Edward, overuse of the word automatically and how Carlisle is the hottest of all the hotties.  Find us on Instagram @breakingdown_podcast Into music by Kevin MacLeod Outro music by Silencyde Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down chapter 2 of Twilight. We talk about how vampires can only wear Chanel and how things can change in just a day. Other topics include how celebrities don't know you exist, Charlie having feelings for Carlisle and justice for Eric.  Find us on Instagram  @breakingdown_podcast  Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod  Outro Music by Silencyde  Artwork by fopdoodles

In this episode we break down Twilight chapter 1. We talk about how Charlie deserves better and Bella being a downer. Other topics include google searches resulting in weird porn, attractive people being the only friendly people and how bashing fish on the head is incredibly traumatic