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Brainrot Bible
Brainrot Bible
40 episodes
1 month ago
Welcome to Brainrot Bible the podcast that, with the help of AI and ElevenLabs, turns ancient Scripture into maximum-hype, meme-powered storytelling without dropping the doctrinal ball. Each bite-sized episode grabs a passage, and re-assembles it in “brainrot” lingo—think holy TikTok meets Reformed theology. Expect angel mic-drops, prophecy flexes, and “Here’s the tea” life-application that hits harder than a camel-espresso. Whether you’re a long-time Bible nerd or a curious scroller hunting for truth this show keeps the gospel crisp, Christ-centered, and100 percent orthodox.
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Welcome to Brainrot Bible the podcast that, with the help of AI and ElevenLabs, turns ancient Scripture into maximum-hype, meme-powered storytelling without dropping the doctrinal ball. Each bite-sized episode grabs a passage, and re-assembles it in “brainrot” lingo—think holy TikTok meets Reformed theology. Expect angel mic-drops, prophecy flexes, and “Here’s the tea” life-application that hits harder than a camel-espresso. Whether you’re a long-time Bible nerd or a curious scroller hunting for truth this show keeps the gospel crisp, Christ-centered, and100 percent orthodox.
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Brainrot Bible
Get Forgiven then Go!

Paralyzed man on a mat, sins forgiven, body healed. Cassie unpacks Matthew 9:1–8 in brainrot style: why Jesus’ authority reaches deeper than sickness, how forgiveness comes before walking, and what it means to rise in freedom.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew9 #JesusHeals #Forgiveness #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #KingdomVibes #AuthorityOfJesus

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1 month ago
1 minute 46 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Jesus the OG Demon Hunter

Two demon-possessed men bow, pigs drown, and a whole town begs Jesus to leave. Cassie unpacks Matthew 8:28–34 in brainrot style: why Christ’s authority terrifies evil, how comfort can blind us, and why the only sane move is to cling to Him.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew8 #JesusPower #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #KingdomVibes #Deliverance #AuthorityOfJesus

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1 month ago
1 minute 49 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Jesus the Storm Tamer

Waves crash, disciples panic, Jesus naps—then calms the sea with a word. Cassie unpacks Matthew 8:23–27 in brainrot style: why storms test our faith, why Christ’s authority rules creation, and what it means to trust when chaos hits.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew8 #JesusCalmsTheStorm #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #KingdomVibes #FaithOverFear #TrustJesus

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1 month ago
1 minute 40 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Just follow Jesus. No Excuses!

Discipleship isn’t a side hobby—it’s total surrender. Cassie unpacks Matthew 8:18–22 in brainrot style: why Jesus demands sacrifice, why excuses don’t cut it, and what it means to follow Him into the unknown.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew8 #FollowJesus #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #KingdomVibes #Discipleship #NoExcuses

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1 month ago
1 minute 39 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Dinner with the Healer

Peter’s mother-in-law healed, demons cast out, the sick restored—all in one evening. Cassie breaks down Matthew 8:14–17 in brainrot style: why Jesus’ touch changes everything, how His word carries power, and how prophecy proves He’s the One who bears our sickness and sin.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew8 #JesusHeals #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #KingdomVibes #ProphecyFulfilled #Healing

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1 month ago
1 minute 19 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Faith That Amazed Jesus

A Roman soldier shocked Jesus with his faith. Cassie unpacks Matthew 8:5–13 in brainrot mode: why the centurion knew Christ’s authority, how outsiders get welcomed in, and why Jesus’ word alone is enough to heal.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew8 #Faith #JesusHeals #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #KingdomVibes #AuthorityOfJesus

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1 month ago
1 minute 54 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Jesus Touches the Untouchable

A leper kneels. Jesus touches. Healing explodes. Cassie unpacks Matthew 8:1–4 in brainrot style: why Jesus isn’t afraid of our mess, how humility unlocks His power, and what it means that the willing King makes us clean.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew8 #JesusHeals #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #KingdomVibes #Miracle #TheKingIsWilling

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1 month ago
1 minute 31 seconds

Brainrot Bible
When the King Drops the Mic

The crowds were floored by Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount—not because He was clever but because He spoke with raw authority. Cassie unpacks Matthew 7:28–29 in brainrot mode: why Jesus isn’t just another teacher, why His word is law, and why obedience is the only right response.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew7 #SermonOnTheMount #AuthorityOfJesus #BibleStudy #ChristianPodcast #KingdomVibes #MicDrop

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1 month ago
1 minute 8 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Build Different: Rock vs. Sand

Storms are coming. The only question is: what’s your foundation? Cassie unpacks Matthew 7:24–27 in brainrot mode: why hearing isn’t enough, how obedience anchors you to the Rock, and what happens when you build on sand.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew7 #WiseBuilder #SermonOnTheMount #BibleStudy #ChristianPodcast #KingdomVibes #FirmFoundation

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2 months ago
1 minute 33 seconds

Brainrot Bible
When Jesus Says, “I Never Knew You”

Not everyone who calls Jesus “Lord” will enter the kingdom. Cassie unpacks Matthew 7:21–23 in brainrot style: why hype and miracles don’t prove anything, why relationship beats performance, and what it means to be truly known by Christ.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew7 #INeverKnewYou #SermonOnTheMount #BibleStudy #ChristianPodcast #KingdomVibes #JesusIsLord

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2 months ago
1 minute 21 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Sheep Drip, Wolf Heart

Not everyone in sheep’s clothing is safe—some are wolves. Jesus gives the fruit test in Matthew 7:15–20. Cassie breaks it down brainrot style: how to spot the fake, why fruit never lies, and why rooting in Christ makes all the difference.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew7 #FalseProphets #FruitTest #SermonOnTheMount #BibleStudy #ChristianPodcast #KingdomVibes

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2 months ago
1 minute 26 seconds

Brainrot Bible
The Road Trip to Life Is Narrow – Matthew 7:13–1

Wide gates, easy roads, big crowds—but destruction at the end. Jesus calls us to the narrow, hard way that leads to life. Cassie unpacks Matthew 7:13–14 in brainrot style: why the narrow path is worth it, how to resist the crowd, and what it means to walk the road home.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew7 #NarrowGate #SermonOnTheMount #BibleStudy #ChristianPodcast #KingdomVibes #EternalLife

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2 months ago
1 minute 17 seconds

Brainrot Bible
The Golden Rule in Brainrot Mode – Matthew 7:12

Want the whole Bible’s law and prophets in one line? Jesus gives it: do for others what you want them to do for you. Cassie breaks down Matthew 7:12 in brainrot style—how to live golden, flip the script on selfishness, and walk in kingdom reciprocity.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew7 #GoldenRule #SermonOnTheMount #BibleStudy #ChristianPodcast #KingdomVibes #LoveOthers

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2 months ago
1 minute 15 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Ask. Seek. Knock. Repeat. – Matthew 7:7–11

God isn’t stingy—He’s generous beyond anything we know. Cassie unpacks Matthew 7:7–11 in brainrot style: why prayer is bold, why the Father delights in giving, and how asking, seeking, and knocking unlocks kingdom life.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew7 #AskSeekKnock #SermonOnTheMount #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #PrayerLife #KingdomVibes

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2 months ago
1 minute 28 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Log in Your Eye, Speck in Theirs – Matthew 7:1–6

Judging others while ignoring your own mess? That’s hypocrite energy. Cassie breaks down Matthew 7:1–6 in brainrot mode: why God measures us by our own yardstick, how to clear your own vision first, and why pearls don’t belong with pigs.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew7 #DoNotJudge #SermonOnTheMount #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #Hypocrisy #KingdomVibes

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2 months ago
1 minute 24 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Why Worry Is the Weakest Flex – Matthew 6:25–34

Anxiety eats up your life but adds nothing back. Cassie unpacks Matthew 6:25–34 in brainrot mode: why birds and flowers are better at trusting God than most of us, how chasing fits and food is a distraction, and why seeking God’s kingdom first unlocks real peace.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew6 #DoNotWorry #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #Anxiety #KingdomVibes #TrustGod

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2 months ago
2 minutes 1 second

Brainrot Bible
Treasure Hacks: Heaven’s the Real Flex – Matthew 6:19–24

Stacks fade, rust eats, thieves steal—but heaven’s treasure never dies. Cassie breaks down Matthew 6:19–24 in brainrot mode. Find out why your eyes matter, how money tries to play god, and why the ultimate glow-up is storing treasure where it lasts forever.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew6 #TreasureInHeaven #SermonOnTheMount #BibleStudy #ChristianPodcast #GlowUp #KingdomVibes

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2 months ago
1 minute 38 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Stop Flexing Your Fasting – Matthew 6:16–18

Fasting isn’t your chance to fish for compliments—it’s your chance to seek God in secret. Cassie breaks down Matthew 6:16–18 in full brainrot style: why the glow-up matters, why clout ruins it, and how God rewards in the shadows.

#BrainrotBible #Matthew6 #Fasting #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #GlowUp #KingdomVibes #PrayerAndFasting

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2 months ago
1 minute 27 seconds

Brainrot Bible
How to Slide Into God’s DMs – Matthew 6:9-15

Jesus dropped the Lord’s Prayer and it’s not just words—it’s the ultimate guide to talking to God and forgiving like a boss. Cassie breaks down Matthew 6:9-15 in pure brainrot mode. Learn how to pray, why forgiveness is non-negotiable, and how to live debt-free in God’s kingdom.

#BrainrotBible #LordsPrayer #Matthew6 #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #Forgiveness #PrayerLife #KingdomVibes

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2 months ago
1 minute 44 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Matthew 6:5-8: Stop Performing Prayers. Ep0 21

In this episode of Brainrot Bible, we dive into Matthew 6:5-8, where Jesus calls out fake prayer clout-chasers and shows us how to keep it real with God. Prayer isn’t a stage act—it’s raw, honest time with the Father who already knows your heart. #BrainrotBible #Matthew6 #PrayerNotPerformance #ChristianPodcast #FaithNotFlex


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2 months ago
1 minute 14 seconds

Brainrot Bible
Welcome to Brainrot Bible the podcast that, with the help of AI and ElevenLabs, turns ancient Scripture into maximum-hype, meme-powered storytelling without dropping the doctrinal ball. Each bite-sized episode grabs a passage, and re-assembles it in “brainrot” lingo—think holy TikTok meets Reformed theology. Expect angel mic-drops, prophecy flexes, and “Here’s the tea” life-application that hits harder than a camel-espresso. Whether you’re a long-time Bible nerd or a curious scroller hunting for truth this show keeps the gospel crisp, Christ-centered, and100 percent orthodox.