Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Stalker. Maggie Q and Dylan McDermott trudge their way through a group of half-rate stalkers who are into it for the love of the game, including Dylan McDermot who's stalking his wife for the right reasons. Come hang out and watch Stalker where they need you to know there's nothing sexual about a college student recording his roommate having sex. Comedian Eliot Thompson watches us from afar! Check him out on Pure Chaos Comedy shows! Stalker Bottle Episode: S01E17 Fun and Games Watch Stalker on the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, we cover not so subtle Tim Allen dig, The Jackie Thomas Show. Tom Arnold helped by peak Roseanne trying to do the show within the show. Meats and BBQ guy who's a terror to work with offstage. Apparently, this was also true of working with Roseanne and Tom Arnold! You know it's a rough show when one of the best things you can say is "Thank god they didn't do blackface" The Jackie Thomas Show Bottle Episode: S01E11 The Player Watch The Jackie Thomas Show on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering commercial turned sitcom Cavemen. Watch Nick Kroll try not to fall apart right before he's about to blow up. Imagine putting on 6 hours of prosthetics just to do the most boring run of the mill sitcom stylings. It's a show that makes Baby Bob look like it's full of plot. Strap into your time machine and let's go to the farback land of 2007 where Cavemen reigned supreme. Comedian Harrison Tweed is out here with his great album, fun sunday show, and strong prejudices against lifeforms from 10,000BC   Cavemen Bottle Episode: S01E04 Nick Jerk Andy Work Watch Cavemen on the Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow View Synonyms and Definitions

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about netflix, twisty, "not-Lost", tropical drama The I-land! It's as gritty as it is tough to understand. Wooden bad writing and acting. Get Lost with us on the I-Land.  Comedian Brandon Gorin loses his fingers during the episode. The I-Land Bottle Episode: S01E05 The Cloud Capp'd Towers Watch The I-Land on Netflix, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's Baby Bob! Chicago teamster child Bob is talking and parents are WORRIED. Elliot Gould and Holland Taylor add gravitas to a sitcom that is 7 years too late. Jim Rash shows up though, so David was willing to forgive immediately. Baby Bob Bottle Episode: S02E03 Reality Bites Watch Baby Bob on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow  

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! PRETTY PEOPLE BEING BORING: WELCOME TO THE BEAUTIFUL LIFE: TBL!   Comedian Abby Washuta is out here interviewing us about our sexuality. The Beautiful Life: TBL Bottle Episode: S01E05 The Beautiful Campaign Watch The Beautiful Life: TBL on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow            

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Myspace Superstar and Bisexual Icon A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. A dating show in 2007 that dares to ask the question, Are we ready for a bisexual train wreck? We watch the pilot to find 16 men and 16 women all ready to date Tila.  It's impressive to make a show this progressive feel this homophobic.  I'd say hop onto your jetskis but this is the kind of show you NEED a head injury to watch.   Comedians Bret Raybould and Nick Whitmer get in on the action and become bisexual too. Nick's Tubi Special Bret's Special A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila Bottle Episode: S02E09 Three Way Getaway Watch A Shot at Love on Daily Motion, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about political satire via muppet babies, Lil Bush! A show built for the future by looking at the past. Originally built for a cell phone streaming service way back in 2007, Lil Bush feels like the tired sputter after 7 years of Bush jokes. Let's live in a weird world where Bush Sr is still president and none of the other characters act like anything we know about them. Dick Cheney is a feral animal, Condeleeza Rice has a big crush on bush and somehow Donald Rumsfeld is played by Iggy Pop. Back to back horrific iraq sketches on the podcast, what more could you expect from 2007.   Comedian Kevin Froleiks is out here releasing new albums! Check out Goodbye Charlamagne We Have Your Son But Please Take Him Back on all available platforms! Lil Bush Bottle Episode: S01E03 Gay Friend/Mexican Watch Lil Bush on Internet Archive, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow        

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering sketch show and comedy central deemed Latino heir to The Chappelle Show, Mind of Mencia. Carlos Mencia pre joke theft scandal got his own show where he goes after everyone(mostly minorities). No barrel too bottom for a show that dared to ask the question, "what happens when you have a clown in Darfur?" Slathered in post 9/11  Islamaphobia, lets dive into the pod(ee-dee-dee)cast   Comedian Daniel J Perafan is out here telling everyone he's from Honduras.   Mind of Mencia Bottle Episode: S04E01 Episode 4.1 Watch Mind of Mencia on the Internet Archive, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow      

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's a disco disaster with The Pink Lady and Jeff! Who are the Pink Ladies? Well after 6 episodes America decided it didn't need to know about the Japanese disco duo. Coming over after a minor hit in America Mei and Kei paired up with Jeff Altman to produce a variety show about two years too late. Unable to speak English the ladies had to learn their lines phonetically leading to writers being unable to change scripts. BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE GODDAMN JIM VARNEY IS IN IT. GIVE ME MORE ERNEST. NOM NOM NOM NOSTALGIA. Let;s get in the hot tub. Pink Lady and Jeff Bottle Episode: S01E05 Episode 5 Watch Pink Lady and Jeff on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow          

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering fake racist but very horny sitcom The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer! Starring Chi McBride as a black English noble who ended up a servant at the Lincoln White House. Instead of looking at that premise, the show decides to make a show where Lincoln is essentially Bill Clinton but hornier. From sexting in the Oval office to being too afraid to hook up with a prostitute, this 6'4 president sure was unlucky in love! Really we're just excited to see Chi McBride bowl again. Comedian Chris Faga is out here trying smash Mary Todd. Check out his podcasts. High Society Radioy and Notes of a Goon   The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer Bottle Episode: S01E04 Once Upon a Mistress Watch The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer on the Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow  

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering political sitcom 1600 Penn! Bill Pullman is the president but this isn't Independence Day so this show focuses on Josh Gad.  Created by Clinton and Obama speech writer Jon Lovett, watch as the president and his family get up to some pretty standard sitcom hijinks. We try and figure out why a show about the White House could be so a-political.    Comedian Jake Silberman is out here touring all over. Check out his podcasts. Hard man Soft Boy and The Jake Silberman Show   1600 Penn Bottle Episode: S01E09 Game Theory Watch 1600 Penn on the Internet Archive, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering 7th Heaven follow up by the horniest woman alive The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Following a young Shailene Woodley as she learns the hard lessons of getting pregnant as a teenager. A show about the dangers of teenage trysts that also says the word sex on average of 25 times per episode. Everything from, crazy subplots, Molly Ringwald theme song, and Ernie Hudson got to collect a paycheck! Barbara Hampton created a show where a bunch of 15 year olds are all banging as her subconscious slowly leaked out onto the screen and now we forced ourselves to watch it.   Comedian Molly Kornfeld gets all of the characters pregnant   The Secret Life of the American Teenager Bottle Episode: S04E07 Cute Watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager on Freeform, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow            

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Learn to Read from PBS! Bruce Jenner and Famous Amos (From the cookies!) spend 30 days in a row trying to teach adults how to read! Who has this kind of available time in the era of basic cable? Will there be an 80s rap? Why are they pushing so hard for these people to work in factories? Why is there a rap? If you like three letter words being spoken at you, you're going to love Learn to Read. Comedian Brandon Gorin has a breakdown about whether or not we think he can read.  Learn to Read Bottle Episode: S01E02 Episode 2 Watch Learn to Read on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow    

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering -definitely not Mighty Morphin Power Rangers- Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills! 4 Teenagers with attitude! Getting tattooed by a weird tentacle monster! We watch the most popular episode on YouTube and figure out it's probably about one 10 second clip! Swinton!   Internet Overlord George Pasles helps us figure out who to root for and more! VCR Party Live!   Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills Bottle Episode: S01E12 Nightmare on Rodeo Watch Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Moment of Truth! Fresh off hosting Antiques Roadshow, Mark L Wahlberg goes to see just how much people will admit on television. It's fun, David loves it, Daniel not so much. Will you? Comedian Pamela Ross scores four and wants you to check out her Substack! The Moment of Truth Bottle Episode: All of them! Watch The Moment of Truth on Youtube or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow      

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering reality tv competition/early 2000s gross out reel, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll! Realizing they wouldn't be selling out shows for much longer, the dolls decided to make a reality tv show to add a new member to the burlesque group turned pop stars. They joined for one performance and got horrifically sick for the opportunity, Daniel talks about how much he loved the first episode and we all agreed it didn't get better as it went on. We figure out what happened to their new tour and fight about a fake fight.   Comedian Maggie Lalley helps us figure out who to root for and more! Upcoming Shows Here!   The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll Bottle Episode: S01E08 The Girl Who Becomes a Doll Watch The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow              

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering spawn of Baywatch itself. V.I.P.! Pamela Anderson plays Valerie Irons(no relation to Jeremy) as she stumbles her way through Bodyguarding stardom. Though the real star is early Brian Cranston and not one but TWO other Breaking Bad cast members. And Iced Tea as the Prophet. Comedian Eric Owusu loves V.I.P. more than life itself! (Comedy special defending V.I.P.) V.I.P. Bottle Episode: S02E08 Val Goes to Town Watch V.I.P. on Tubi, Roku TV, Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're hitting the Seinfeld curse hard again with Bob Patterson. Jason Alexander's go at being the 3rd best self-help guru. Do they throw objects at handicapped people? Obviously. Is Robert Kleing disgusted by his age-appropriate hook-up? Why wouldn't he be. Does Brian George get to collect another paycheck off his Seinfeld connection? Always Comedian Gus Tate has an incredible special called Top Gus. Go watch it! Bob Patterson Bottle Episode: S01E04 Awards Bob Watch Bob Patterson on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow  

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about possibly the worst crime Kramer ever committed, The Michael Richards Show! Michael plays a private eye and proceeds to yell at the elderly, get attacked by a woman in bed, and literally doing 30,000 push-ups. From the writer of B-Movie comes an A-moral detective agency with very little point of view. Find out what show Michael Richards turned down because this one flopped! Pick up Michaels new book out in June Comedian Ben Kirschenbaum comes by to talk about how good Seinfeld is. The Michael Richards Show Bottle Episode: S01E05 The Nursing Home Watch The Michael Richards Show on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow