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Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Boobies & Noobies
253 episodes
8 months ago
A hilarious podcast hosted by Kelly Reynolds (@realkellyrey) that asks novice romance readers to think outside the (dick in a) box. šŸ“šā¤ļøšŸ’‹ New episodes every Friday! Find and follow us on social media @boobiespodcast and on www.boobiesandnoobies.com.
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A hilarious podcast hosted by Kelly Reynolds (@realkellyrey) that asks novice romance readers to think outside the (dick in a) box. šŸ“šā¤ļøšŸ’‹ New episodes every Friday! Find and follow us on social media @boobiespodcast and on www.boobiesandnoobies.com.
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Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Santa's Coming (Boobsmas #9)
The Novel:
Santa's Coming (High Five Series #1)

The Author:
Serena Pier

The Guest:
Bree, host of The Categorically Romance podcast

The Synopsis:
I sat on Santa’s lap, and now he wants to see me again.

Single mother Emily is resigned to yet another stressful holiday season alone. That is, until she meets a charismatic man playing Santa in a local bar. Their chance meeting leads to a playful and flirtatious text exchange throughout the holiday season until Santa is on her doorstep, ready to give Emily her Christmas wishes.

Show Notes:
- The 7th annual 12 Days of Boobsmas
- Some recent booktok tea about category romance
- From reading to writing erotica...
- What comes after Tiktok?
- A few brief thoughts on Hot Frosty, because we just can't help ourselves (00:17:59)
- Entering our feral, unhinged era in 2025
- Introducing today's book pick, Santa's Coming (00:22:34)
- A brief synopsis for Santa's Coming (00:24:26)
- Why we love novellas
- Looking ahead to the rest of the High Five series
- #Unhinged2025
- Supplemental Reading suggestions (00:35:45)
- The 9th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin


Supplemental Reading/Watching/Listening Suggestions:
- Kelly's picks: Santa Monica Baby by me, Kelly Reynolds (for more spicy Santa content), Naughty or Nice by Sophie Snow - listen to our 7th Day of Boobsmas episode, the Momcoms series (for more single mother romance)
- Bree's picks: Naughty or Nice: Christmas Erotica (anthology from Cleiss Press), The Christmas Tree Farm by Laurie Gilmore
- Best Women's Erotica of the Year: Volume 6 (featuring Naima Simone)
- How to Write Erotica by Rachel Kramer Bussel


Other News:
December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all month long!

Purchase my Holidays in L.A. series:Ā Meet Me in Los Feliz and Show more...
9 months ago
45 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Gifted to his Dad (Boobsmas #8)



The Novel:Ā 
Gifted to His Dad

The Author:
J. Wilder

The Guest:
Jared Goode, creator of Midnight Musicals

The Synopsis:
When my boyfriend Cole invited me to celebrate Christmas at his step-dad’s cabin. Nothing could have prepared for what would happen next.

Griffin’s nothin g like I pictured. Instead of a typical middle-aged man. I’m faced with broad shoulders, a muscular chest and a jawline sharp enough to kill.

Spine tingling grazes, and heated glances that last too long have me feeling guilty about how my body’s reacting.

That is until my boyfriend asks to share me with his step-dad

After the steamiest Christmas holiday of my life, everything feels perfect.

Show Notes:
- The 7th annual 12 Days of Boobsmas
- The horror musical erotica collaboration nobody asked for, but just wait...
- Introducing today's book pick, Gifted to His Dad (00:11:14)
- We love a new-to-us author
- A brief synopsis for Gifted to His Dad (00:12:39)
- TWO spicy, polyamorous romances this Boobsmas season
- "Step" family romances open up the... possibilities
- Supplemental Reading suggestions (00:28:18)
- The 8th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Supplemental Reading/Watching/Listening Suggestions:
- Kelly's picks: Listen to our 6th Day of Boobsmas episode on The Perfect Gift for more spicy, poly love; One Winter's Night by Kiley Dunbar, another previous Boobsmas pick

- Jared's picks: You're a Mean One, Matthew Prince (listen to our previous 2nd Day of Boobsmas episode about it), Ho Ho Homicidal Maniac by K.A. Merikan, the FULL Dolly Parton Christmas experience: "Christmas on the Square", "Smoky Mountain Christmas", and "Dolly & Kenny: a Christmas to Remember"

Other News:
December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all...
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9 months ago
37 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Naughty or Nice (Boobsmas #7)
The Novel:
Naughty or Nice

The Author:
Sophie Snow

The Guest:
Leslie, of She Reads Romance

The Synopsis:
Santa Claus is coming... and so is his niece's best friend.

Rora Stanley hates Christmas.

But when her best friend needs a Santa photographer for her family’s toy store, Rora is forced to return to her Christmas-obsessed hometown for the holidays.

Henry Whitten loves Christmas.

And a few weeks in Wintermore, Wyoming playing Santa is exactly what he needs as he stands at a career crossroads.

Henry isn’t prepared for the Christmas-hating photographer to consume his thoughts the second he lays eyes on her. And Rora isn’t expecting to be so turned on by her best friend’s uncle in his Santa suit…

When ā€œjust this onceā€ snowballs into something more, Rora and Henry scramble to make every second count before their time runs out. It’ll take more than a Christmas miracle to turn this festive fling into forever.

Show Notes:
- The 7th annual 12 Days of Boobsmas
- Holiday traditions, eats, and treats
- Some Christmas movie faves
- Introducing today's book pick, Naughty or Nice (00:10:28)
- A brief synopsis for Naughty or Nice (00:11:53)
- Holiday fling to lovers is perfect for novella length
- So. Much. Lap. Sitting.
- Age gap... but it's not creepy
- A few steamy sexcerpts (00:23:31)
- Lube lube lube
- Supplemental Reading suggestions (00:30:55)
- The 7th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Supplemental Reading/Watching/Listening Suggestions:
- Kelly's picks: Santa Claus is Going to Town on Me by M.L. Eliza (THE Santarotica romance that you HAVE to read), The Naughty List by Ellie Mae MacGregor, Dashing All the Way by Chelsea Curto
- Leslie's picks: The Nightmare Before Kissmas by Sara Raasch, The Most Wonderful Crime of the Year by Ally Carter, Santa Baby Maybe by S. Doyle
- Find my Holidays in L.A. series on Leslie's "10 Christmas Romance Novella Series that are Naughty and Nice" list
- Show more...
9 months ago
44 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
The Perfect Gift (Boobsmas #6)
The Novel:
The Perfect Gift: a Christmas Cuckold Novella

The Author:
Clio Evans

The Guest:
Alexis, ofĀ Have Curves Will Travel

The Synopsis:
What happens when you get snowed in with two hot lumberjacks and your husband?

Rosie is a pro bono lawyer on a holiday vacation with her uptight, neurosurgeon husband of eight years. Greg has promised a week-long getaway in a remote lake-side cabin where they can escape their high-pressure jobs and explore their fantasies...

The only problem is—it’s been three days, and Greg has yet to even kiss Rosie.

When a snowstorm hits Christmas Eve, two lumberjacks show up on their doorstep in need of refuge from the cold. Hawk and Ashton are two rugged, hot-blooded mountain men in need of something—or someone—to defrost their icy hearts.

Rosie knows it's wrong, but she can’t resist the temptation. Besides, it’s Christmas Eve, and she deserves the perfect gift…

Show Notes:
- The 7th annual 12 Days of Boobsmas
- A last-minute book switcheroo
- Parallel reading (00:04:15)
- Introducing today's book pick, The Perfect Gift (00:08:02)
- Baseball monster pirates anyone?
- A brief synopsis for The Perfect Gift (00:10:55)
- Before, during, and after care
- The technological advancement every romance reader needs
- The... "three for one" scene (00:22:23)
- Don't worry, there's plenty of lube
- Switch/submissive men in romance
- Supplemental Reading suggestions (00:29:15)
- The 6th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Supplemental Reading/Watching/Listening Suggestions:
- Kelly's picks: The Jacksonville Rays series by Emily Rath (why choose hockey romance), Axes and O's (married lumberjacks + a third) and Trick Shot by Kayla Grosse

- Alexis' picks: Screw the Roses, Send Me the...
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9 months ago
39 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Frosted (Boobsmas #5)
The Novel:
Frosted: A Frosty the Snowman Erotic Parody (Demon Cream Chronicles #1)

The Author:
Adelyne Graves &Ā Rebecca Massey

The Guest:
Victoria Hamel

The Synopsis:
Rule #1: Never try to summon a demon in a trash can.

Rule #2: Never get summoning instructions off the internet.

Rule #3: Don't sleep with Frosty the snowman no matter how sexy you think he is.

Frosted is an erotic parody novella aboHout Frosty the Snowman and a down on her luck witch who can't help but take Frosty for a ride.

Show Notes:
- The 7th annual 12 Days of Boobsmas
- From readers to fans to authors
- Be sure to check out Victoria'sĀ "Hallmark after Dark" romance novels
- Trading in toxic/unhealthy habits for things that bring us joy
- Introducing today's book pick, Frosted (00:12:18)
- A brief synopsis for Frosted (00:13:37)
- Soooo many fantastic highlights
- Leaning into the humor and parody
- Why not carve a dicksicle?
- Unhinged to the nth degree
- Supplemental Reading suggestions (00:31:02)
- The 5th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Supplemental Reading/Watching/Listening Suggestions:
- Kelly's picks: "Hot Frosty" on Netflix, Regifted: Ganged by the Ghosts of Christmas by Vera Valentine and J.L. Logosz, Back for Seconds: A Reverse Harem Feast by Vera Valentine and J.L. Logosz, "Violent Night" starring David Harbour

Victoria's picks: "Hot Frosty" on Netflix,Ā It's a Fabulous Life by Kelly Farmer (listen to our Boobsmas episode), Jingle Bell Mingle by Julie Murphy and Sierra Simone, The Christmas Crush by Noelle Douglas, Her Knight at the Museum by Bryn Donovan

Other News:Ā 
December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all month long!

Purchase my Holidays in L.A. series:Ā Show more...
9 months ago
40 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Gnome One Like You (Boobsmas #4)
The Novel:
Gnome One Like You (The Wordplay Series #3)

The Author:
Tobie Carter

The Guest:
MK McFadden


The Synopsis:
She’s his best friend’s little sister. He’s the boy that got her sent away…

After being unceremoniously evicted from her craft shop right before Christmas, ambitious carpenter Dandelion Johnson must pick up shifts at her grandparents’ bakery to earn enough to sue her slummy landlord. Just trying to make it through the holidays, the last thing Andi needs is a distraction in the form of her brother’s best friend—the man who stole her heart years ago only to crush it in front of the entire high school. When her car breaks down in the middle of a snowstorm, she has no choice but to accept the ride home he offers.

Reformed bad boy and cutthroat lawyer Winchester Robinson’s grandmother refuses to retire and make him a partner at the family law firm until he convinces her he values something more than just his win-loss streak. Discovering his old flame stranded on the side of the road could solve his problem but facing down her protective big brother and his own feelings of unworthiness might be too big of a roadblock for him to overcome.

As the storm worsens, they’re forced to seek refuge at Win’s family’s house, where his Nana is staying for the holiday. Win seizes the opportunity and begs Andi to pretend to be his girlfriend for the weekend to appease Nana’s worries, offering to take on her lawsuit in exchange for the favor. Realizing it could be a Christmas blessing, Andi agrees. But Christmas cheer brings back old feelings neither want to face. This holiday season could bring the gift of a second chance…if they can move on from the past.


Show Notes:Ā 
- The 7th annual 12 Days of Boobsmas
- What if Frosty the Snowman was... hot?
- A small town romance trope we need to retire (00:07:15)
- Introducing today's book pick, Gnome One Like You (00:09:19)
- The story behind weird character names
- When the characters match each other's freak... *fans self*
- A few steamy sexcerpts
- Penis jokes keeping love playful in 2024 (00:33:48)
- Emotional maturity FTW
- The definitive Christmas Die Hard debate
- Supplemental Reading suggestions (00:42:47)
- The 4th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Supplemental Reading/Watching/Listening Suggestions:
- Kelly's picks: Santa Monica Baby by Kelly Reynolds, Snowed in with the Player by Rebecca Jenshak, Gigolo All the Way by JN Welsh
- MK's picks: The Holidays in L.A. series, "Nightmare Before Christmas"
- The Nashville Neighborhood series by Nikki Sloane

Other News:Ā 
December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all month long!Show more...
9 months ago
52 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
My December Darling (Boobsmas #3)
The Novel:
My December Darling

The Author:
Lauren Asher

The Guest:
Torry, host ofĀ Ready to be Romanced and Ready to be Petty

The Synopsis:
Catalina
Playing the part of my sister’s maid of honor is easy even if she’s marrying my ex. But playing nice with the best man? An impossible task given our history. Sure, Luke Darling may be suspiciously kind, incredibly handsome, and stubborn to a fault, but regardless of how hard he tries to make me see otherwise, I’m not interested. It’s on me to remind him that he’s my ex-boyfriend’s best friend. And the one I’m secretly starting to wish I met first.

Luke
My job as the best man is a simple one, except for one minor issue. I’ve spent so much time avoiding my best friend’s ex that I didn’t consider what could happen if I started craving Catalina Martinez’s company instead. She is only in Lake Wisteria for the winter wedding, but her January departure date won’t stop me from pursuing her. Getting her to date me would be nothing short of a Christmas miracle, but I’m determined to make her mine. ā€˜Tis the season to fall in love…even if I’m the only one taking the risk.

Show Notes:
- The 7th annual 12 Days of Boobsmas
- From romance noobie to romance podcaster
- Romance novels don't need to be hidden
- Don't forget to shop your local romance bookstore this holiday season (updated June 2024)
- Introducing today's book pick, My December Darling (00:12:45)
- Our new favorite micro-trope... "maid of honor hot for the best man"
- A brief synopsis for My December Darling (00:17:23)
- Novel vs. novella
- Bye bye evil ex, hello dating your sister's ex
- What women want from men vs. what men think women want... according to other men (00:32:28)
- Romance novels are and have always been political. Period.
- Supplemental Reading suggestions (00:43:05)
- The 3rd Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Supplemental Reading/Watching/Listening Suggestions:
- Kelly's picks: Holiday Wedding by Dr. Melissa Dymond; books with healthy masculinity - A Very Merry Bromance by Lyssa Kay Adams, Hit it and Quit it by Kelly Reynolds
- Torry's picks: Kelly's Holidays in L.A. series, Same Time Next Year by Tessa Bailey, A Merry Little Meet Cute by Julie Murphy and Sierra Simone, The Mistletoe Bet by Maren Moore, Show more...
10 months ago
52 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Holidays are for Suckers (Boobsmas #2)
The Novel:
Holidays are for Suckers (Tinsels and Tentacles 2.0)

The Author:
Kiernan Kelly

The Guest:
Becky, host of Too Stupid to Live

The Synopsis:Ā 
Ebenezer Spooge is an adult film star who specializes in holiday films. Until today, that is. Today, he's determined that his life will take a new -- and abstinent -- turn. After a terrible fight with his director, he swears to give it all up, live a clean, boring life, and never need to worry about fluffers, lubricant, or multiple takes again.

Gorg is an alien from a galaxy far away who crash lands on our little blue planet right in Ebenezer's backyard. Although Ebenezer refuses to believe Gorg is real, and that everything he sees is an illusion or delusion, Gorg refuses to give up. Gorg is entranced by the holidays and by the lithe little human who hates them and everything associated with them and is determined to bring joy back into Ebenezer's life.

Show Notes:Ā 
- The 7th annual 12 Days of Boobsmas
- Falling down the omegaverse rabbit hole...
- Celebrating the holidays (00:09:30)
- We can't all be great gift givers
- Introducing today's book pick, Holidays are for Suckers (00:13:42)
- A brief synopsis (00:16:40)
- Unhinged and hilarious... exactly what alien romance should be
- If you've got tentacles, use them. (00:23:25)
- Sex positivity at its finest
- Some other books in the Tinsels and Tentacles 2.0 series
- Supplemental Reading suggestions (00:42:53)
- The 2nd Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Supplemental Reading/Watching/Listening Suggestions:
- Kelly's picks: Claimed by the Alien Bodyguard by Tiffany Roberts, Sinta by Honey Phillips
- Becky's picks: Show more...
10 months ago
55 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Mistle-Ho (Boobsmas #1)
The Novel: Mistle-Ho

The Author: Josie Watts (also Janice Whiteaker)

The Guest: Angela, creator of the Cozy Mystery Book Club

The Synopsis:
Gavin Wilkes is rugby’s biggest star and my older brother’s best friend.Ā He’s tall, dark, handsome… and a notorious player—not just in the sportsball way.

For years he’s teased me—flirted with me as a joke—and I’m tired of it. So the night of my parents’ annual Christmas party, I call his bluff, never expecting him to take me up on it.

He does. Many times.

At my place. At his place. In my mom’s she shed and the back of a bar.Ā Not once does it cross my mind that our little meet-ups might lead to more. That I might be the woman who makes Gavin want to settle down.

Especially since he’d have to risk everything to make me his. Maybe I’ll just make him mine.

Shownotes:Ā 
  • The 7th annual 12 Days of Boobsmas
  • Celebrate the 12 Days of Cozies December 1st-12th
  • The crossover between romance readers and cozy mystery readers
  • Introducing today's book pick,Ā Mistle-Ho (00:14:30)
  • All I want for Christmas is some Swamp Cats swag...
  • A brief synopsis (00:18:08)
  • An uptick in rugby romance?
  • The "proper" way to watch Christmas movies
  • The misogyny in brother's best friend romances
  • "Pulling a Bill Clinton"
  • Supplemental Reading suggestions (00:45:20)
  • The 1st Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin
Supplemental Reading/Watching/Listening Suggestions:Ā 
- Angela's story,Ā Knew Your Were Mine, on the Read Me Romance podcast
- Kelly on the Cozy Mystery Book Club
Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder (2020)
- Snow Way Out (2021)
- Books Can Be Deceiving (2002)
- A Brush with Murder (2023)
- Dead and Gondola (2024)
- The Player by Claire Contreras
- Kelly's picks: Venice Actually by Kelly Reynolds, Taylor by Mary...
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10 months ago
53 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Fantasy Fiction Draft: Winter Edition
Summary: It's Super Bowl Sunday, and this football fan is here to celebrate with a Fantasy Fiction book draft. Join the romance reading (and writing) "team captains" as they draft their favorite books releasing between January 1st - March 31st, 2024. šŸ’–

Then, vote for your favorite "team" on the Boobies & Noobies Instagram.

The Team Captains:
Kelly Reynolds, Author & Host of Boobies & Noobies
Satoria, Instagram and Tiktok
Lena, Instagram and Tiktok
Torry, Podcast host of Ready to be Petty and Ready to be Romanced

An Indie-published romance book (00:17:45)
Torry's pick: Face Off by Teagan Hunter
Lena's pick: Girl Meets Grump by Hailey Gardiner
Sat's pick: The Seventh Month Itch by Tanvier Peart
Kelly's pick: The Wiener Across the Way by Amy Award

A traditionally published romance book (00:25:35)
Lena's pick: The Veiled Kingdom by Holly Renee (Barnes & Noble Exclusive Edition)
Sat's pick: Sex, Lies, and Sensibility by Nikki Payne
Kelly's pick: This Could be Us by Kennedy Ryan
Torry's pick: Bride by Ali Hazelwood

An LGBTQIA+ romance book (indie or trad pub) (00:38:05)
Sat's pick: Loving Safoa by Liza Wemakor
Kelly's pick: My Fair Brady by Brian D. Kennedy
Torry's pick: Most Ardently by Gabe Cole Novoa
Lena's pick: Mortgage of Convenience by Dani McLean

A romance book written by a new-to-you author (indie or trad pub) (00:46:15)
Kelly's pick: A Duet of Darkness and Dreams by L.H. Blake
Torry's pick: Show more...
1 year ago
1 hour 18 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Steamy Spotlight: Interview with Kristen Alicia
Episode Summary: We're kicking off the eighth season of Boobies & Noobies with Kristen Alicia, whose debut romance, You've Been Served, is available now! Along with Kristen's new book, we also discuss the legacy of Legally Blonde, magic eight balls, and dismantling "milestone" expectations for women.

Guest: Kristen Alicia, author of You've Been Served

Book Summary: It’s the Magic 8 Ball’s fault. All of it. One teeny little question, and suddenly Simone Alexander is chucking her whole life out the window. So long, being a chef in California–it’s time for law school. In Michigan. Where there’s actual winter . And law school’s nothing like the romantic comedies said it was.

Simone is tragically underprepared. Hell, she’s already behind before classes have even begun, and her hard-as-nails Contracts professor is giving her no mercy. Then there’s Silas Whitman, her tall and annoyingly cute neighbor. Off campus, Silas is incredible. Kissable, even . In class, he is one thousand percent the obnoxious kiss-ass.

But Simone’s given up everything to be a lawyer. The competition is fierce and she has a hateful professor gunning for her to fail, but she’s not about to let little things like sleep, or love, stop her from kicking law school ass…

Show Notes:
- Welcome to Season 8 of the podcast!
- Legally Blonde... in all its iterations
- Bay Area babes unite!
- Kristen's relationship with romance books (00:10:25)
- First romance reads and airport bookstores
- A quick synopsis for You've Been Served (00:16:24)
- Women in high-powered careers... in romance and in real life
- No shade to the Magic 8 ball
- Writing Black joy without trauma (00:24:26)
- If you can read about monsters, you can read about Black characters falling in love. Period.
- What's up next for Kristen?

Books & Other Media Mentioned:
- Brandy's Cinderella
- Legally Blonde: The Musical

Links:
Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast, on TikTok @realkellyrey, and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.

šŸ‘‰ Support the podcast on Patreon for as little as $1/month. šŸ‘ˆ
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1 year ago
34 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Secret Heir for Christmas (Boobsmas #12)
The Novel: Secret Heir for Christmas

The Author: LaQuette

The Guest: Bree, co-host of The Categorically Romance Podcast

The Synopsis:
This holiday, will the man next door tempt him with a second chance?

Actor Carter JimĆ©nez lived a glamorous life until he lost his wife to the dark side of fame. Now he’ll protect his young daughter by avoiding celebrity at all costs. Then his seemingly understated neighbor, Stephan Devereaux-Smith, tempts his still-wounded heart. Is this Carter’s second chance at love?

But Stephan isn’t an average man caring for a sick relative. He’s part of a billionaire family and the ritzy world Carter left behind. Torn between new love and old demons, can Carter trust Stephan with his family—and his heart?

Show Notes:
- The 12th (and final) Day of Boobsmas
- A bit on the history of category romance, plus the upcoming Harlequin imprint, Afterglow, coming in 2024
- Book Sale Finder - find the next library sale near you!
- Introducing today's read - one of the final titles in the Harlequin Desire line (00:13:52)
- If you've watched "Dynasty"...
- Picture this... Monsters + Category
- Romance books ahead of their time: Jennifer Crusie's backlist, early 2010s Harlequin Kiss that mentions abortion, etc.
- A brief (but very dramatic) synopsis for Secret Heir for Christmas (00:24:17)
- Celebrating the memories, rather than mourning
- These are a few of my favorite things... and excerpts (00:41:32)
- A few spicy sexcerpts
- A few holiday category recs from Bree (00:50:20)
Christmas in River's Edge by Nan Reinhardt
Boston Christmas Miracles by Various Authors (Bree's medical romance series rec)
- The 12th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin... you're going to want to listen to this one!

Other News:
December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all month long!

Purchase MY holiday novellas, Meet Me in Los Feliz and Venice Actually now!!

Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast, on TikTok @realkellyrey, and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.
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1 year ago
59 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
The Christmas Veto (Boobsmas #11)
The Novel: The Christmas Veto

The Author: Keira Andrews

The Guest: Simone

The Synopsis:
Can fake dating lead to true love?

My name’s Connor Lisowski, and here’s what you need to know about me:

I’ve had a massive crush on my best friend’s older brother since high school.

Everyone thinks I’m straight.

I have two dads but I’m afraid to come out.

I’ve never even been kissed.

And somehow, I’ve been roped into pretending to be Reid’s boyfriend for the holidays. Who’s Reid, you ask? Only the aforementioned best friend’s older brother who never looked at me twice.

Until now.

Show Notes:
- The 11th Day of Boobsmas
- Simone fangirls over me and my books
- Introducing today's holiday romance (00:07:38)
- We HEART fake dating
- A little on German Christmas markets from a real German (00:10:22)
- A synopsis for The Christmas Veto (00:18:20)
- Catching up on the first two books in the series
- Books about queer characters vs. coming out stories
- "Ridiculously political. Ridiculously feminist."
- A few steamy sexcerpts... that don't have sex in them (00:41:30)
- Shoe-tying as a love language
- Tit or Tat: a Holiday Game (00:50:19)
- Kelly's major brain fart
- The 10th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Other News:
December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all month long!

Purchase MY holiday novellas, Meet Me in Los Feliz and Venice Actually now!!

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1 year ago
1 hour

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
It's a Fabulous Life (Boobsmas #10)
The Novel: It's a Fabulous Life

The Author: Kelly Farmer

The Guest: Jessica Buck, San Diego Public Library

The Synopsis:
After years of putting aside her dreams of travel and adventure, Bailey George is ready to leave Lanford Falls and her responsibilities behind on a long-awaited vacation to New York City. But when the volunteer who took over her leadership position for the town's Winter Wonderfest has a medical emergency, Bailey finds herself stuck in Lanford Falls. She gets roped into reassuming her old role, not wanting to let the town or her friends and family down.

Staying home seems slightly less terrible when Bailey runs into her high school crush, Maria Hatcher. A kiss they shared years ago in the town's mistletoe grove was a life-defining moment for them both. Maria quickly offers to pitch in and help with Winter Wonderfest. Her sunny disposition and holiday cheer perk up Bailey's grinchy feelings about everything.

However, one disaster after another snowball on the day of the festival. Bailey’s frustration boils over, and she ends up on the town's old wooden bridge. There, she meets fabulous drag queen Clara Angel. Bailey declares that she wishes she hadn’t been born in this Christmas-obsessed, suffocating small town. With a little of the magic Clara possesses, she shows Bailey how wrong she is about Lanford Falls and her place in it. And that with a little hope and some true holiday spirit, there is a way to attain all her dreams.

Show Notes:
- The 10th Day of Boobsmas
- San Diego Public Library (SDPL) Matchbook - ask a librarian to "make you a match"
- Check out Listener's Advisory Podcast's upcoming romance novel series
- Romance is for everyone. Stop stigmatizing it.
- Introducing today's Boobsmas read (00:12:40)
- A not-so-brief synopsis for It's a Fabulous Life (00:14:54)
- From the perspective of one "It's a Wonderful Life" fan and one who won't watch it
- One heck of an acknowledgment (00:20:20)
- Count the "It's a Wonderful Life" references
- The fantasy of moving to a small town... vs. reality (00:28:49)
- A smut-free holiday read
- What's your drag queen name? (00:37:34)
- Some fun behind-the-scenes factoids about "It's a Wonderful Life" (00:44:14)
- Can women fall in love with men their age? Or younger?
- The 10th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Other News:
December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all month long!

Purchase MY holiday novellas, Meet Me in Los Feliz and Venice Actually now!!

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1 year ago
58 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
The Santa Pageant (Boobsmas #9)
The Novel: The Santa Pageant

The Author: Lillian Barry

The Guest: Amanda, from Talk About Swoon

The Synopsis: Ten years ago, best friends Effie and Tove kissed in the bushes at Winter Ball…and then stood there like lemons, as if they weren’t crushing on each other so hard it hurt. In the confusion, their friendship fizzled, and Tove walked into the sunset with some guy who had nice hair.

Now a cocksure twenty-five-year-old with secretly appalling self-esteem, Effie enters the Santa of the Year Pageant to prove to her unsupportive family that Santa could, in fact, be a lesbian. Enter Tove, the grumpiest Santa in the grotto, back on the island after a harrowing break-up with Nice Hair Guy and using the Pageant to reconnect with the world.

As the Pageant eliminates Santa after Santa, Effie and Tove clash over their past: the kiss that drove them apart, and the fears the last ten years have etched into their worldviews. Effie must let go of others’ opinions and learn to love herself, and Tove must move forward despite there being no guarantee they won’t be hurt again… Or they risk losing each other a second time.

Show Notes:
- The 9th Day of Boobsmas
- Amanda's Santa Romance Recs are FIRE
- What's your Christmas Aesthetic?
- A few words on nutcrackers...
- Introducing today's Boobsmas pick (00:11:41)
- A synopsis for The Santa Pageant plus a LOT of Britishisms (00:12:58)
- Sunshine characters that aren't really sunshine-y
- Holiday romance that takes place in other countries and climates
- Identifying your needs (00:25:30)
- A few steamy sexcerpts... that are worth the LONG wait (00:30:57)
- Some surprising heat
- Santa Trivia! (00:37:24)
- The 9th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Other News:
December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all month long!

Purchase MY holiday novellas, Meet Me in Los Feliz and Venice Actually now!!

Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast, on TikTok @realkellyrey, and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.
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1 year ago
49 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Wishing on Winter (Boobsmas #8)
The Novel: Wishing on Winter

The Author: Brenna Bailey

The Guest: Laura, host of What to Read Next and Turkish TV Obsessed

The Synopsis:
The aspiring novelist. The retired drummer. The fake relationship that will warm up their winter.

Evvie Adler thought she’d never find love again. Then the recent pair-ups of her two best friends make the queer septuagenarian realize she doesn’t want to be alone for Christmas. Besides, she needs fodder for her romance novel, and what better research than the real thing? But one disastrous date later, and Evvie’s ready to give up on love once and for all.

After years on the road, drummer Matthias Vogel is settling down in Juniper Creek to focus on family—and to finish the band memoir he has no idea how to start. When he literally bumps into an aspiring novelist, his sister suggests they collaborate. But how could he trust a stranger with his secrets, let alone immortalize them in ink?

When Evvie proposes they fake date to give her material while she helps Matthias finish his memoir, it seems like the perfect solution—until feelings get real and insecurities, presumptions, and a meddling bandmate interfere. With a lifetime of baggage to unpack, will Evvie and Matthias take a chance on love and make this the best holiday season ever?

Show Notes:
- The 8th Day of Boobsmas
- Listen to Kelly on What to Read Next with Spicy Holiday Romance recommendations
- Laura's latest venture? The Turkish TV Obsessed Podcast
- Introducing today's Boobsmas pick... with characters in their 70s (00:15:15)
- A brief synopsis for Wishing on Winter (00:18:17)
- "Golden Bachelor" but make it a book
- Miracles and Menorahs by Stacey Agdern - listen to our 12 Days of Boobsmas episode
- Calling our Biphobia a LOT this Boobsmas
- Labels can be empowering... but also limiting
- Writing about identity and sexuality without "preaching" - listen to our Steamy Spotlight episode with T.J. Alexander
- Stop. Settling. (00:32:23)
- AITA: See my IG post for details
- Take a sip every time Kelly says, "Patriarchy"
- Older women and the "Last F*ckable Day"
- Tit or Tat: a Holiday Game (00:49:01)
- How did we make it to Twilight talk?!
- The 8th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Other News:
December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all month long!

Purchase MY holiday novellas, Meet Me in Los Feliz and Show more...
1 year ago
58 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Under the Meh-stletoe (Boobsmas #7)
The Novel: Under the Meh-stletoe

The Author: Leonor Soliz

The Guest: Caroline, Just Me and My Mirror (Tiktok, Instagram)

The Synopsis: Planning my hometown’s annual Christmas celebrations is bad enough… Having to do it with a hard-to-resist grump is even worse.

When my injured sister guilt-trips me into organizing the town’s holiday celebrations, only a week after moving back home, all I want to do is survive the season, nurse my bruised heart, and start my life over.

Now I have to co-chair a Christmas committee with a grouchy man I’ve never met. He has sexy curls, intense eyes that make it clear he craves my curves, and he dares look hot chopping down trees. He even likes it when I make fun of him! Grumps like him are my weakness.

But I can’t be interested. Who cares if we bond over our disdain of the holiday nonsense around us. Who cares if we share private jokes or engage in benign Christmas-related vandalism. Or even if we share a kiss or two.

I need time to be single and settle back into small-town living, not the distraction of an infatuation.

Except there may be more between us than a few rushed moments… and mistletoe won’t let me forget it.

Show Notes:
- The 7th Day of Boobsmas
- "Your mom says, 'Hi!'"
- Jack Black burlesque & spreading fat joy
- The pressure on "delivering" content to your followers
- A brief synopsis for today's Boobsmas read (00:14:39)
- An honest to goodness "noobie"
- The fat, funny friend can also be the main character
- Authors designing their own book covers... leave some talent for the rest of us
- Not one Grinch, but TWO (00:23:56)
- Time for more plus-size rep for male characters (00:30:25)
- We STAN Scott & Alicia
- Diversifying your reading list... especially as a noobie romance reader
- Christmas-lite
- A few steamy sexcerpts... but also, lumberjack fantasies (00:39:01)
- "What those hands do?"
- Give us more awkward sex!!
- Tit or Tat: a holiday game (00:48:34)
- The 7th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all month long!

Purchase MY holiday novellas, Meet Me in Los Feliz and Venice Actually now!!

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1 year ago
59 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Sentient Sour Cream and Applesauce... (Boobsmas #6)
The Novella: Sentient Sour Cream And Applesauce Bisexually Get Me Off For Hanukkah Because The Latkes Are Gone But My Ass Is Still Here

The Author: Chuck Tingle

The Guest: Becky, host of Too Stupid to Live

The Synopsis:
Hanukkah is Sarah’s favorite holiday, but there’s one part of the festivities she adores even more than the rest: latkes.

Who could blame her? These delicious potato pancakes are one of the greatest foods ever crafted, offering up two distinct ways to enjoy them. But this incredible culinary masterwork is not without drama. According to Sarah’s friends, there’s a sharp divide that’s determined by what kind of sauce you like: you’re either an applesauce person, or a sour cream person.

When Sarah discovers a sentient version of each condiment has joined her yearly Hanukkah celebration, she’s forced to make an impossible choice. Fortunately, this year Sarah’s ready to chart a path of her own in a bisexual group encounter. She wants both.

Show Notes:
- The 6th Day of Boobsmas
- When romance readers & podcasters unite - Laura from What to Read Next on Too Stupid to Live
- Romance reading "noobies" - start small or dive into the deep end?
- Introducing today's Boobsmas pick, the shortesy book we've ever read on Boobies & Noobies (00:13:45)
- Who exactly is Chuck Tingle?
- A satirical take on a real question: sour cream or applesauce?
- A brief synopsis for the book (00:25:02)
- Sentient Beings for the win: Unhinged by Vera Valentine (the door erotica), Back for Seconds by Vera Valentine & J.L. Logosz (Thanksgiving leftovers come to life)
- Sentient sour cream and applesauce... what exactly does that look like? (00:27:49)
- A subtle take on biphobia
- A few steamy sexcerpts
- Chuck Tingle or Chris Pine? (00:53:04)
- The 6th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all month long!

Purchase MY holiday novellas, Meet Me in Los Feliz and Venice Actually now!!

Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast, on TikTok @realkellyrey, and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.
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1 year ago
1 hour

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Almost Pefect (Boobsmas #5)
The Novel: Almost Perfect

The Author: E.F. Dodd

The Guest: Briana, owner and founder of Wicked Words

The Synopsis:
All he wants for Christmas is her.

Dave Richardson's life hasn't turned out the way he thought it would. He never expected to slink back to his hometown of Rochester two years ago and take a bartending job, nor did he expect he'd still be tending said bar. Everyone thought he would achieve great things. Hell, he'd believed he would achieve great things. But when Vivian Walters walked into his bar, wearing that dress, on a random Wednesday night . . . things were looking up for the first time in a long time. And they looked even better when he got her number, even if it was obvious she didn't see things between them lasting beyond her night out on Sunday. If he wanted to keep a woman like her, he'd need to become the man he was supposed to be, and fast.

If there was one thing Vivian "V" Walters liked almost as much as designer heels, it was checklists. They'd served her well her entire life- first with college, then med school, landing the perfect internship followed by an even better residency, and, finally, her dream job. So far, her checklist for the perfect man hadn't panned out the same way. But that didn't mean she would lose her ever-loving mind and chuck it all out the window for a hot, sweaty weekend with a bartender . . . right? No matter how good he looked in those worn jeans, or how his blond hair curled just so at the nape of his neck, or the way his deep-brown gaze made her stomach somersault. And even if she gave in to her purely physical attraction to him, it wouldn't be anything other than a fling . . . would it?

Show Notes:
- The 5th Day of Boobsmas
- Ode to advent calendars
- Lady Krampus and Krampusnacht (Bremerton)
- The Dickens Faire (San Francisco)
- Introduction & Synopsis for today's read (00:10:03)
- The perfect transition from fall into winter
- A very merry millennial Christmas
- A long distance grown-up relationship (00:22:55)
- A few spicy sexcerpts - lube and phone sex?! (00:25:06)
- Fling-to-lovers, but make them fall in love
- A holiday romance or a romance with holidays?
- A Holiday Romance Drinking Game (00:35:58)
- Romance reading "icks"
- The 5th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Eight Kinky Nights by Xan West
Big Nick Energy by Morgan Elizabeth
A Princess in Theory by Alyssa Cole
Kiss Her Once for Me by Alison Cochrun - Listen to our Boobsmas podcast review
Getting it on with Gargoyles by Hazel Mack
A Christmas Cowboy...
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1 year ago
59 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
Hookup to Holidate (Boobsmas #4)
The Novel: Hook-up to Holidate

The Author: Rose Santoriello (previously published as Priscilla Rose)

The Guest: Anna & Taylor, co-hosts of The Naked Peach Podcast

The Synopsis:
Indigo Watson gets serotonin from sticking to her plans. She has a long list of to-do’s, including grading midterms, and the list only grows longer when she meets a sexy half-orc at the bar. After spending a weekend with the woman, Indigo is beside herself with feelings, and for once, it’s not anxiety: it’s lust.

Vega Daelor is an orcling woman with a body of steel and a heart of pure gold. She recently started a new job as Department Chair of Charms at Augury University, but everything goes astray when the submissive, little elfborn she’s been fooling around with turns out to be her subordinate.

With the holiday season upon them and a perfect sister to outshine, Indigo gathers up the courage to ask Vega to be her ā€œHolidate.ā€ It’s a foolproof plan. She’ll have a hottie by her side to show off to the family, and she can get Vega out of her system for good. But when the sun sets and the string-lights rise, they find themselves falling for each other instead. Will Indigo follow her job’s zero fraternization policy, or will she be asking for a girlfriend this Christmas?

Show Notes:
- The 4th Day of Boobsmas
- Shoutout to former Boobies & Noobies guest, Caleb for introducing us!
- Breaking from "traditional" jobs and expectations
- A brief synopsis for today's read, Hook-up to Holidate (00:15:11)
- She big and hot, but... the tusks
- Prime example of how we explore real world politics, challenges, etc. in fiction (00:22:30)
- Challenging gender roles, too?!
- A few steamy sexcerpts - mind the tusks (00:33:45)
- Book Rec: Santa Claus is Going to Town on Me by M.L. Eliza - Listen to our Boobsmas podcast episode!
- We love the toys and lube!
- Book Rec: Claimed by the Alien Bodyguard by Tiffany Roberts - Listen to our Boobsmas podcast episode!
- Tit or Tat: A Holiday Game (00:43:53)
- The 4th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Other News:
December 1st marks the start of The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Tune in for new podcast episodes, new giveaways, and more holiday romance recommendations, all month long!

Purchase MY holiday novellas, Meet Me in Los Feliz and Venice Actually now!!

Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast, on TikTok @realkellyrey, and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.
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1 year ago
56 minutes

Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast
A hilarious podcast hosted by Kelly Reynolds (@realkellyrey) that asks novice romance readers to think outside the (dick in a) box. šŸ“šā¤ļøšŸ’‹ New episodes every Friday! Find and follow us on social media @boobiespodcast and on www.boobiesandnoobies.com.