Hiiiii babes! Ohhh how it's been so long, we're so sorry we've been gone! We were busy watching True Blood for... youuuuuuuuuuuuuu! We are back and finishing up the series FINALLY! This is just a quick update to remind you we're here and we love ya. See you soon for episode 3!
Well well well, the H Vamps are back in town and so are we. We take a trip to Morrocco and play a quick game of Russian Roulette so pack a plastic suit! It is going to be a wild ride this last season of True Blood!!
The funeral we never wanted. The episode we kind of wanted? We're almost to the end, thanks for joining us!
Have you missed us? We're almost done with this series babyyyy! Join us as we complain about possibly one of the worst episodes in True Blood history!
Well well well... if it isn't a white man disappointing us AGAIN. C'mon Sam - we were rooting for you! Eric continues to be the only one doing absolutely anything. Pam is dealing with jail in an... interesting way. It will be interesting to see what is coming! See you next week!
TW: Mentions of sexual assault
Well well well.. if it isn't more uncomfy True Blood scenes! The camp is doing its best to fuck with everyone. Andy finally names his daughter. Sam and Alcide do... things. It is a weird one!
TW: attempted murder of a child!!!!
OMG guys... what the hell is going on in Bon Temps?? Sarah is back and better than ever. Sookie gets WAY more than she bargined for. We make some pretty grim observations about Terry! Get ready for a wild ride.
Attttt laaaaaaaaaaassstttt! Warrrloowww has come along! YEP HE IS HERE and OMG is it... awkward?? Also, Jason needs to go to the hospital but spoiler - he isn't going to!
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Okay hear us out. Kidnapping is bad right? RIGHT? But when Eric does it........ I think it's fine. :) This week Bill continues to lose his mind while we watch the town burn. Andy is getting easy parenting! We are still on the hunt for Warlow. Join us! @bloodtypepodcast
Ahhhh not the SUN! We're back just in time for some whooping crane advice. Vampie contacts? Yes please!!
Wow, we are starting this season off strong! A death, 4 human-fae hybrid, and vampire hunting season makes sure this season starts off strong!
GUYS WE ARE FINALLY DONE WITH TWILIGHT!!!!! omg this saga has been a whirlwind! We HATE dream sequences!
SORRY WE'RE LATE. But this is the end of season 5! We can't wait to bring you season 6 - hopefully with less Bilith (Billilith??)
The penultimate episode!! We can't believe season 5 is coming to a close. Bill is REALLY disappointing us, but what's new. Sam and Luna sneak around naked, we have a new fairy elder, and Alcide is HOT HOT HOT!! Thanks for joining us! :)
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How many vampires does it take to bomb a factory? Just Bill and his big mouth apparently! Hoyt does us all a favor and moves on, Sookie hasn't learned her lesson about doors, and Tara takes matters into her own hands. Thanks for joining us! :)
WOW what a doozie of an episode!! Molly and Eric make some moves to leave the compound, Merlotte's gets another dead body, and we find out Alcide's dad has the same name as the town he lives in. Man this world is weird! Thanks for joining us!
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