Why are the Sacramento Kings the laughingstock of the NBA? Why does every 14-year-old Twitter user call the Kings a ‘poverty franchise?’ And ultimately why has this lamentable franchise missed the playoffs for 16 consecutive years? We break down our three reasons why and if our one change in decision making would’ve broken the streak.

Featuring guest Kevin Burdick, noted Kings fan and former employee. We aren’t Glassdoor but it is fun nonetheless.

Bevs on tap -

Tyler - Celsius Sugar-Free - no corn syrup is real nice. Not too fizzy, just the right carbonation. Bang is too much. Thumbs

Nick - Sugar-Free Red Bull - forever tied to asap ferg. The BBBB best Red Bull flavor.

Kevin - California Gold Rush - whisky with honey. Brings out a little bit more of a nice day-drinking vibe. Not really about energy drinks

Alvin - San Pellegrino Essenza Tangerine and Wild Strawberry - The can has great hand feel. Leveled up La Croix, great for impressing guests, but it tastes good too!

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