I talk about the current state of the podcast, what the future holds for the show and some life updates.

Some people should not date each other because they look like they share some DNA.

Jarvis & Sean talk about their experiences of getting disappointing christmas gifts. They really are ungrateful little a-holes.

Jarvis & Sean recall fond memories of an adult showing them his UTI scar when they were children.

Why were middle school gym teachers obsessed with having the kids shower??

We discuss our favorite local clothing brands here on Guam and also our favorite SpongeBob episodes.

We discuss the Drake & Kendrick beef and Taylor Swift somehow got mixed up in there.

We compare different words in Chamorro and Filipino and realize their words are much more fun than their English counterparts.

The term "gassing on base" can be used in situations where someone or something has done something of cool swag nature.

Gassing on base derives from the desire to fuel up your car on base when on the island of Guam as the cost of gas is much cheaper than outside of the base.

Everyone wants to gas on base, but not everyone can. Everyone wants to do something of cool swag nature, but not everyone can.

In this episode, we discuss some of the weirdest phobias out there and also your ball skin can reach the moon when uncoiled.

In this episode we discuss insane things that happened at the same time in history and also Jarvis got married?!

In recent news, Taylor Swift has been catching some flak for her carbon footprint. In this episode Sean & Jarvis go over the celebs with THE BIGGEST carbon footprint on the world.

We go through some of the weirdest laws that were passed in the United States!

Sean channels his inner vocal coach and teaches Jarvis how to sound like Jennifer Coolidge.