
What happens when you combine five beers, zero budget, and two podcast hosts who legally shouldn’t be left unsupervised? You get Fast Five #29 — a wild ride of beer-inspired movie pitches you’ll either love… or deeply regret voting for.
This week’s cinematic disasters include:
•Giggle Water — A mockumentary where CEOs accidentally save the world after drinking LSD-laced water during a charity 5K.
•Vortex Hands — The worst superhero name ever. The best punching power known to man.
•SCIENCE! — Aliens gave humans the gift of science… and they’re really starting to regret it.
•Glitter and Doom — A 10-year-old dance troupe accidentally summons a demon — and has to dance-battle it back to hell.
Plus: We’re sipping Lightning Drops from Resident Culture Brewing (Charlotte, NC) — an absolute hazy IPA banger.
⚠️ VOTE FAST — We’re recording the next episode one day after this drops — so get to Instagram and vote in the poll before it’s too late.
Poll Choices:
• Giggle Water
• Vortex Hands
• SCIENCE!
• Glitter and Doom
Want Hound on the Loose to survive from the vault? DM us your pick — it counts.
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00:00 - Intro
02:10 - Recap: Couch Time
12:10 - BOTW: Lightning Drops from Resident Culture
16:27 - Beer #1 - Giggle Water
26:25 - Beer #2 - Vortex Hands
33:27 - Beer #3 - SCIENCE!
41:01 - Beer #4 - Glitter and Doom
47:50 - Beer #5 - Hound on the Loose