Our story follows famous biblical narratives through a lens of satire and sci fi. In the highest heaven, there sits a recording angel, running a time-defying podcast. He is also an idiot. And if you are hearing him, this means that you are a prophet of the Lord. No pressure.
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Scripts and more information: MetatronSpeaks.com
"Go at once to Nineveh, that great city, and proclaim judgment upon it; for their wickedness has come before Me. Jonah, however, started out to flee to Tarshish from GOD’s service."
Episode content warnings: auditory hallucinations, perceived descent into madness, non-lethal choking, nudity, references to child endangerment, sexual innuendo, many eyed entities, manipulation, threats of torture, tinnitus ringing, loud eldritch sound effects
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Beta read by:
Hannah Levin & Lou Sutcliffe
Featuring "Disco alarm" and "Jonah" composed by Lou Sutcliffe
Voice actors:
Rebecca Hansson as Enoch
Lou Sutcliffe as Jonah ( @LouJSutcliffe | @pantaloonsoc )
Sivan Raz as Lilith ( https://sivanraz.com | @RazSivan )
Marvin Sohl as Sailor 1 ( @MarvinsGardenVA )
Drew Frohmann as Sailor 2 ( https://www.human-b-gon.com/ )
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. No, not that close. Welcome to the season finale!
Episode content warnings: imprisonment, weird power dynamics, sexual content, smoking
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Script edited by:
Hannah Levin
Music featured: “Kashmiri Mind Meld” by Byzantine Time Machine.
Voice actors:
Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall)
EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob)
Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)
Greg Carrobis as Ornias (@gergcandlestick)
Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof (@rosemarycat5)
Dan Kovel as Yusuf (@championkingdan)
Cai Gwilym Pritchard as Darshan ( Twitter: @mynameisnotcai & @chainofbeing)
Braden as Buer (@BManTalksVO / @bmanthegoofball)
Sabine Novakovic-Wagner as Asha (@BaronessCos)
Steven Chisholm as Gabriel (@ChizWrites)
Avalon Willowbloom as Seir (@AvalonWillowbl1)
Briar Zachary as Bodiel
Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Victor Tran and Lou Sutcliffe.
Three shadows pass over the kingdom of Judea, and the game is up for the angel once thought to be a demon. Time is running out. King Solomon is asking the important questions.
Episode content warnings: torture, mind control, gender discussions, mention of death, intense fear of isolation and loneliness
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Script edited by: Hannah Levin (@ImTired81)
Voice actors:
Rebecca Hansson as Enoch and God
Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall)
Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)
Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof (@rosemarycat5)
Cai Gwilym Pritchard as Darshan (@mynameisnotcai & @chainofbeing)
EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob)
Braden as Buer (@BManTalksVO / @bmanthegoofball)
Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 (@ChizWrites)
Erik Oberg as Guard 2 (@beowulfypants)
Friends are made, information is shared, and eternal punishment is dealt.
Episode content warnings: smoking, cringe conversations about flirting, imprisonment, friends pitted against each other, sudden crashing noise at 29:45
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Script edited by:
Voice actors:
Rebecca Hansson as Enoch
Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall)
EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob)
Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak
Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)
Dan Kovel as Yusuf (@championkingdan)
Erik Oberg as Bläddrerska and Guard 2 (@beowulfypants)
Greg Carrobis as Ornias (@gergcandlestick)
Briar Zachary as Bodiel
Sabine Novakovic-Wagner as Asha (@BaronessCos)
Steven Chisholm as Gabriel (@ChizWrites)
Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Victor Tran, Anna Stein, and Tony DiCaro-Smith.
This episode featured a trailer for Morbid Forest
An angel, a djinn and a two headed demon walk into a forge. A king dreams of building a kingdom so magnificent that even the angels want to live there.
Episode content warnings: slavery, torture
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Script edited by:
Hannah Levin (@ImTired81)
Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall )
Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)
EurasianRob as King Solomon (https://www.castingcall.club/eurasianrob )
Erik Oberg as Bläddrerska (@beowulfypants )
Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak
Dan Kovel as Yusuf (@championkingdan)
Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 (@ChizWrites)
Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison and Victor Tran.
Asmodeus is summoned from 700BC Assyria all the way to 900BC Judea, by none other than the famous King Solomon. The king has enslaved an army of demons in order to build his magnificent kingdom. Meanwhile, Enoch is struggling with the social interactions in Heaven...
Episode content warnings: alcohol, smoking, (apparent) sudden death, mind control, slavery, torture
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3 Featured trailer:
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Script edited by: Hannah Levin (@ImTired81)
Voice actors:
Rebecca Hansson as Enoch
Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall)
EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob)
Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak
Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)
Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof, & Bar patron 2 (@rosemarycat5)
Greg Carrobis as Ornias and Bartender (@gergcandlestick)
Avalon Willowbloom as Scribe (@AvalonWillowbl1)
Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 (@ChizWrites)
Erik Oberg as Guard 2 (@beowulfypants)
The rowdy Assyrian bar patrons were played by:
Sabine Novakovic-Wagner (@BaronessCos)
Martin Laston (@Laston)
Hannah Levin (@ImTired81)
Lee Tomanelli (@LeeDTart )
Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Tony DiCaro-Smith and Victor Tran.
Music in the bar scene was “Fidayda” performed by Turku, on the album “Nomads of the Silk Road”.
After the not-so-Great Flood, Noah finds an angelic stowaway. And on the same night, he experiences the reinvention of wine, the consequences of a certain catastrophy, and where the grass actually is greener.
Episode content warnings: trauma induced flashbacks, death, alcohol, religious blasphemy, mention of dead bodies as compost a.k.a. friends as fertilizer
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Socials:
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Voice actors:
Rebecca Hansson as Enoch
Doug Daly as Noah (@Doug_Debug)
Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall)
Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Cat Bajusz, Sodium Azide
After a run-in with the god of death, a local man takes it on himself to prevent the cessation of all life. But he is running out of time, and who will believe him? It starts with bad weather, and ends with more questions.
Episode content warnings: mention of cannibalism, religious blasphemy, personification of death, death by drowning (not described), mild canon-typical gender confusion, some violence (stoning)
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Beta readers:
Cat Bajusz, Sodium Azide, and Hannah Teryn
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson
Doug Daly
@dougdebug
@Doug_DeBug
Erik Oberg
@Beowulfypants
Chakree Chakattack M
@ninjaguar
Victor Tran
@victoreatsall
Stephanie Pilavin
@stephpilavin
@stephpilavin
@spilavin
Yohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven.
Satan has entered the chat.
Episode content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away.
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Gain foresight:
https://www.patreon.com/c/MetatronSpeaks
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Beta read by:
Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz
Voice actors:
Enoch / Metatron played by Rebecca Hansson
Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday
Michael played by Rae Lundberg
Yohana played by Maia Harlap
Mamre played by Denver Stewart
Raphael played by Greg Carrobis
"Did God just order a heist on his own kingdom?"
The Egyptian sorcerers, Yohana and Mamre, receive a strange divine request. They begin their journey through the radioactive seven Heavens, and a conspiracy begins to unfold.
Episode content warnings: mention of death
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Gain foresight:
https://www.patreon.com/c/MetatronSpeaks
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Beta read by:
Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz
Voice actors:
Enoch played by Rebecca Hansson
Yohana played by Maia Harlap
Mamre played by Denver Stewart
Aaron played by Paul Walsh
God played by Rebecca Hansson and Chakree Matayanant
Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday
Michael played by Rae Lundberg
A malfunction in the Vortex of Events causes Enoch to be thrown blindly into a past memory. A messenger from God informs Enoch that he's been fired. Where else is there to go but Hell?
Episode content warnings: graphic depiction of decapitated head, with visceral gore effects every time said head speaks. Mention of mass murder, violence, nudity, swarm of flies, implied BDSM.
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Beta read by:
Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz
Voice actors:
Rebecca Hansson as Enoch
Oliver Walton-Harrod as Talking head (spine attached) and ZikZak
Sofie Molin Andersson as Lilith
Brokeashe11 as Beelzebub
Mihai Matei as the voice of Snot-B-Gon
Asha Lloyd as the voice of Freudian & Skinner
Kiana Triana as Vague Dominatrix Ad
The angels find Eden floating isolated in space. Seeing that God isn’t around, they host an extravagant party with all the host of Heaven and Hell. What could possibly go wrong?
Episode content warnings: blood, head explosion, drowning, mass murder
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Beta read by:
Rocio Linares & Cat BajuszVoice actors:
Enoch and God played by Rebecca Hansson
Raphael played by Greg Carrobis
Gabriel played by Steven Chisholm
Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday
"Strangel" played by Chakree Matayanant
Seir played by Avalon Willowbloom
Asha played by Sabine Novakovic-Wagner
Asmodeus played by Victor Tran
Unnamed angels played by Asha Lloyd and Briar Zachary
Protohumans played by Waymon Alexander, Gem Aydın, Greg Carrobis, Chakree Matayanant, Victor Tran, Helena Tacy, Pelle Frid, Claire Ada, and Micah Carmichael
”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs."
Science is introduced to humanity too early, too quickly, as a group of angels fall in love with humans and have children together. In the middle of all the chaos, a man gets a job offer from God that he can’t refuse.
Episode content warnings: violence, sexual situations, rapid pregnancy, monster babies
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Transcripts and more info:
https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Gain foresight:
https://www.patreon.com/c/MetatronSpeaks
Socials:
https://twitter.com/bna_pod
http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com
https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3
Written by:
Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Beta read by:
Rocio Linares, Johann Kingsley & Cat Bajusz
Voice actors:
Metatron and God played by Rebecca Hansson
Samyaza played by Ryan Sweeney
Azazel played by Rae Witte
Enoch played by Joseph Rutledge
Raphael played by Greg Carrobis
Gabriel played by Steven Chisholm
Michael played by Rae Lundberg
Unnamed watcher played by Micah Carmichael
Human 1 played by Claire Ada
Human 2 played by Pelle Frid
