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Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Brad Beideman & Rachel Crowe

22 episodes

6 months ago

Send us a textHey look! A bonus episode to prove we're still alive!As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses her hospital stay to show off his big showbiz reel. No one is surprised he's bad at press tours, except for Pigi who is surprised by everything. And while you're killing time til Season Three which we swear is coming, you can also:Check out our Patreonand our new podcast Book Fair, where we review books from our childhood that we made...

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Send us a textHey look! A bonus episode to prove we're still alive!As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses her hospital stay to show off his big showbiz reel. No one is surprised he's bad at press tours, except for Pigi who is surprised by everything. And while you're killing time til Season Three which we swear is coming, you can also:Check out our Patreonand our new podcast Book Fair, where we review books from our childhood that we made...

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Episodes (20/22)

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Send us a textHey look! A bonus episode to prove we're still alive!As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses her hospital stay to show off his big showbiz reel. No one is surprised he's bad at press tours, except for Pigi who is surprised by everything. And while you're killing time til Season Three which we swear is coming, you can also:Check out our Patreonand our new podcast Book Fair, where we review books from our childhood that we made...

1 year ago

17 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Rated M For Movie

Send us a textCriming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the too many theaters of the movie cruise The Gigaplex! Presented in glorious Barjor-Y-Scope, the Smell-o-Vision of the ears.(And this is our finale before the hiatus, so check out our Patreon for weekly content in the meantime because the meantime’s usually a lot of ti...

3 years ago

43 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

A Hottie in the Cold

Send us a textBarjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetVera Drew a...

3 years ago

23 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Wide Berth for a Water Birth

Send us a textIt's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad Beideman...

3 years ago

42 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Between The Scenes With Brad and Rachel

Send us a texthttps://www.patreon.com/bbthecdWhat a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!

3 years ago

58 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Send us a textThis rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregYesi Rego as: Lizzl...

3 years ago

19 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Look! It's The Future!

Send us a textThe tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying to uninvent crime, a bunch of other ones, and then Neil. (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdite...

3 years ago

37 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

One Man's Trash is Another Man

Send us a textBarjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore, and a whole lotta Neil in this epic-poem-length episode!! Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregKaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy QuariumWill Stryker as: Aloejandr...

3 years ago

56 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Season Two Trailer

Send us a textWait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No???Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, and, sorry what else? Much much more??? Aaahhh!!https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd

3 years ago

2 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

If You Lived Here, You'd Be Neil By Now

Send us a textWith all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about.Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil GregMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, NeighborWe also have masks now! You'd better wear a mask and if you want it can be OURS!https://www.redbubble.com/i/mask/Barjory-Buffet-The-Cruise-Detective-Hawaiian-...

5 years ago

21 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

The Woman Who Pretended to Be Her Own Twin

Send us a textBefore Barjory Buffet became the only anybody to have jurisdiction over international waters, she was an asshole in her 20’s who had no idea how to live. Barjory’s first foray into crime solving is classic story of a landlocked woman following her own horniness to bring about justice.Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Woman SpeakingMagi Calcagne as: Narrator

5 years ago

28 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Caricature Assassination

Send us a textProduced in response to an angry voicemail, this verbatim reading of a Dame Drewzel Scream short story is sure to please diehard fans and her son who left the voicemail. Barjory solves a crime by looking at a cartoon in a really smart and good story by the matriarch of a smart and good family. Don’t sue us please!Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Rachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetMagi Calcagne as: Narrator

5 years ago

20 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

All the World's a Lot: LIVE!

Send us a textRecorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before murder comes back for an encore and really hams it up this time??Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetMagi Calcagne as: Maude Yonkers, Narrator, Background VoicesKevin McCarthy as: Alvin O’Calvin, Background VoicesBrad Beideman as: Neil Greg, Background VoicesAND, vote for us in the Audio Verse...

5 years ago

21 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

The Enemy of My Enemy Is Me

Send us a textBarjory's greatest foes escape the Sail Jail, hungry for a yummy snack called revenge! Oh my god! It's three versus one and a Neil in the season finale to end all episodes this season!Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet the Cruise DetectiveKaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy QuariumWill Stryker as: Aloejandro van AlvessGreg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin SeagullBrad Beideman as: Neil GregMagi Calcagne as: Piggy Podiatrist, Narrator, Nikki McNarkols Jordan Wold as: Dr. Niles GregM...

5 years ago

33 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Blood is Grosser Than Water

Send us a textWhen a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy washy blood!Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetEli Lutsky as: Prince GeraldoWill Stryker as: Prince NedwaldoKaylin Mahoney as: Queen Winceworth John Lemelman as: Giaccamo, Wallis Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

6 years ago

14 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Send us a textBarjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back!Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetKaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium Kevin McCarthy as: Abernathy SharkWill Stryker as: S.A. DorkfishEli Lutsky as: Chris/Mr. RemoraMagi Calcagne as: Narrator/PegBrad Beideman as: NeilShaquille O’Neal as...

6 years ago

30 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

My Bidet or the Highway

Send us a textBarjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up!Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetJohn Lemelman as: Puglassie, Pugnasty, Captain LeonbergerBen Ellenberg as: Lieutenant Harbormaster Gifford Roscoe Brad Beideman as: NeilMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy

6 years ago

23 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Eat the Hand That Feeds You

Send us a textBarjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso!Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetAllie Wittner as: Frittata McMuffin Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Joan

6 years ago

9 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Send us a textBarjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is better than getting (getting killed, that is!!!!!), in this sort of interactive mini mystery!Edited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetPablo Escobosa as: Junior Inspector SantaWill Stryker as: Mean SantaMagi Calcagne as: Narrator

6 years ago

10 minutes

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Put Your Money Where My Mouth Is

Send us a textCruise Detective Barjory Buffet is challenged to thwart the cruise casino heist of master thief The Satin Seagull. Can she do it? Maybe with the help of a pizza robot, an obscure impersonator act, and not Neil!Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, BuffaloonGreg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin SeagullJohn Lemelman as: Quig, Vault Guard, and Kidsino KidBrad Beideman as: NeilEli Lutsky as: Malcolm Gladwell Impersonator, ...

6 years ago

28 minutes