Today, we fall hopelessly in love with a film, and take it on a nice date at the pier and OH GOD WHY ARE THERE BIRDS? BIRDS, EVERYWHERE! OH THE HUMANITY! SHOCK AND HORROR! SHOCK AND HORROR! TWEET AT US!
Today, we look at a documentary that dares to ask the questions that you don't need answered. Considering that he somehow manages to make interviews more awkward than Nathan Fielder, we’re convinced that Matt Walsh is obviously the true Wizard of Loneliness.
This Boxing Day, we are once again thinking inside the box. What’s in that box, however, is genuinely one of the most fascinating experiences we have encountered. So tune in as we really go out on a limb to defend one of the 90s’ most maligned films.
Today, we explore corners. What happens when you cut them? Which ones can you cut? Is there a Christmas tree there? A baby? Is this a holiday episode? All these questions (and more) will go unanswered.
Dear listener,
What happens when an obviously grown man sings aggressively at a bunch of high school students and it’s not as a part of Glee? Apparently it releases a deep aggression in both of us, and we may never get over it. Please, please, please don’t watch this movie.
Sincerely, Me
Today we cosplay as someone who would pay for cable, and throws on a movie at 3AM that says it has a Vampire stripper with a half-reptile minion in a cage. And we find out that it is exactly that. No more, no less.
Whenever Cool Cat comes out with new content, we're there. Even if it's a blatant rehash of the short film we spent an hour talking about in season 1, it's always a wild ride. And we all get to boogie-oogie-oogie.
Beelieve it or not, a poorly animated concoction featuring annoying bees learning vaguely biblical lessons wasn't really our vibe. Is it anyone's?
For this week's episode, we dive into how Baby Genuises somehow became a franchise, despite having exactly one joke. We also end up being really hypocritical about Spider-man. We got a little bit off track.
For our season 2 premiere, we get pulled into the undertow by the prop comedy of Carrot Top in his infamous 90s anti-classic. Does it live up to its reputation?
New Season starting August 17th!
Hello world, it's been a while. But we're about to launch a new season and so it felt like the right time to look back on our first one, and take a look forward to this next one. Also, Tarquin has a new album, and we're very excited about it.
Happy Ace Week, everyone! We have a special episode where we struggle to classify the wonder that is Nude For Satan. Does it even come close to living up to its title? And, more importantly, how awkward will this be? Plus, stay until the end for a new song by our composer, Tarquin Alexandra!
Can a movie described as "trauma fuel" be surprisingly charming? Can peanut butter help regrow lost hair? Why don't Canadians watch our own movies?
Find answers to these questions and more in this special episode released in honour of National Canadian Film Day, April 19th!
It seemed like it might be impossible to top the magic of last year's Boxing Day special, A Karate Christmas Miracle. It was. But A Wrestling Christmas Miracle was definitely in line with the feeling of lining up for hours to get into a store for underwhelming savings. And isn't that what Boxing Day is really all about? Join us for this very special episode, our last of 2022.
You knew we had to do this eventually. For our season finale, we go back to a time before Marvel was everywhere and somebody asked "what if Thor was a furry?".
What if you watched one movie growing up that you knew was terrible even then, but it was one of the only VHS tapes you had so you watched it 112 more times than anyone in the world was meant to? This is probably not a movie that most 90s kids remember or relate to, but this is one such movie for one person, and that's why we're watching Magic in the Mirror. Enjoy.
Every episode, we look for flums, and this time we absolutely found one. Yes, this can legally be called a movie, but it was definitely never meant to actually be viewed by human beings. When Eric Roberts can't even save it, it has to be something exceptional.
This is a movie that has a kid who farts his way through an operatic career, is put on trial for murder then launches himself into space... But is it actually "bad"? It's time for us to watch Thunderpants and find out.
There's a special section of our dumpster where we sit by the alter of Rev Dave, we sing along to the Newsboys, and ask ourselves what happened to the good Christian movies? God may not be dead, but should this franchise be?
