Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) cranks up the prequel mess with Hayden Christensen’s wooden Anakin romancing Padmé amid CGI armies and Jar Jar’s reduced role (thank goodness). George Lucas delivers lightsaber duels, clunky dialogue (“I don’t like sand”), and a plot that’s as convoluted as Yoda’s grammar. Is this a sci-fi epic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Ryan Mattila, Chuck, Kyle Hartnell Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spoiler-free, Episode 6 of Samurai Movie Jam, Bad Movies Rule’s Companion Podcast… The first family of Marvel is back on the big screen, and we are here for it!  Is it as bad as Fant4stic or as good as, well… they haven’t done Fantastic Four very well yet.  Either way, we are gonna review it, and have a bunch of shenanigans along the way. Enjoy! Hosts: David Hillestad and Brian Bzdawka  Email us: SamuraiMovieJam@gmail.com Brian Draws Movies Coupon Code for 25% off at BrianDrawsMovies.com: SAMURAI THANKS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) throws Geena Davis into a wild ride as an amnesiac schoolteacher who’s secretly a badass assassin named Charly! With Samuel L. Jackson as her wisecracking sidekick, this ‘90s thriller mixes over-the-top action, icy stunts, and a plot twist messier than a snowball fight. Is this a cult classic or best left in the 90s? Hosts: James Hauser, Brian Bzdawka, Bob Hauser, David Hillestad Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Man with the Iron Fists (2012) throws RZA into a wild kung-fu blender—where he’s a blacksmith forging iron fists to fight rival clans over gold! This ‘00s martial arts mess mixes Russell Crowe’s rogue soldier, Lucy Liu’s deadly brothel, and CGI gore that’s more laughable than lethal. Is this a cult classic or total trash? The action’s as rusty as the fists themselves. Hosts: James Hauser, Nicole Frier, Ryan Farrell, David Hillestad Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spoiler-free, Episode 6 of Superman Movie Jam, Bad Movies Rule’s Companion Podcast… Look! Up in the sky! It’s time to wear your underwear on the outside of your pants! James Gunn is kicking off his DC movie universe with Superman. How did he do? Listen and find out! Thanks and Enjoy! Hosts: David Hillestad and Brian Bzdawka  Special Guest: James Hauser Email us: SamuraiMovieJam@gmail.com Brian Draws Movies Coupon Code for 25% off at BrianDrawsMovies.com: SAMURA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

RoboCop 2 (1990) cranks up the cyborg chaos with Peter Weller back as the half-man, half-machine cop—now facing a drug-addled psycho turned cyborg! This ‘90s sequel mixes clunky CGI, over-the-top gore, and a plot that’s more rust than steel. Is this a cult classic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Bob Hauser, Ryan Mueller, Stephanie Farrell Support Us - $5 gets uncut episodes: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spawn (1997) brings Michael Jai White into a dark comic hellscape—where he’s a resurrected anti-hero battling demons and a creepy clown! This ‘90s flop mixes bad CGI, over-the-top gore, and a plot that’s DOA. Is this a cult classic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Ryan Mueller, Curt Mummer, Clint Busch Support Us & Listen to Uncut Episodes: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spoiler-free, Episode 5 of Samurai Movie Jam, Bad Movies Rule’s Companion Podcast… Yet another Dino adventure to go on!  Can Scarlett Johansson save the heroes from going extinct? Does this jungle romp just stink?  You will find out what we think. Is it good or does it make us need a drink? Rhymes are fun!  Enjoy! Hosts: David Hillestad and Brian Bzdawka Email us: SamuraiMovieJam@gmail.com Brian Draws Movies Coupon Code for 25% off at BrianDrawsMovies.com: SAMURAI Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charles Bronson’s back in Death Wish 3 (1985), turning New York into a vigilante playground! Paul Kersey takes on the “Apple Dumpster Gang”—a gang so bad they graffiti their own foreheads. This ‘80s action flick is packed with over-the-top violence, cheesy one-liners, and a plot thinner than a Bronson's hairpiece. Is this a cult classic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Clint Busch, Chuck, Ryan Mueller Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at badmoviesrule.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) turns the zombie apocalypse into a desert road trip gone wrong! Milla Jovovich’s Alice battles Umbrella’s clones, killer crows, and a mutant Dr. Isaacs—while a convoy of survivors bickers in a Mad Max reject caravan. This ‘00s sci-fi mess has bad CGI, worse dialogue, and a plot that’s DOA. Is this a cult classic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Stephanie Farrell, Ryan Farrell, Ryan Mattila Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spoiler-free, Episode 4 of Samurai Movie Jam, Bad Movies Rule’s Companion Podcast… this week we try to survive 28 Years Later!  Were we scared or did we snooze?  Enjoy! Hosts: David Hillestad and Brian Bzdawka Email us: SamuraiMovieJam@gmail.com Brian Draws Movies Coupon Code for 25% off at BrianDrawsMovies.com: SAMURAI Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Man of Steel (2013) tries to reboot Superman with Henry Cavill—but is it a CGI-heavy wreck! Explosions, brooding stares, and a Zod fight that flattens Metropolis—yikes! This $225M blockbuster is packed with dark vibes, questionable choices, and zero fun. Is this a superhero epic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Bob Hauser, Curt Mummer, David Hillestad Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this very special mailbag, Canadians vent their anger over Super Mario Bros, BMR Hosts are possibly fired, Clint tries to pay attention, and we field a ton of your calls and emails. Email: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail:262-757-8567 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) is a post-apocalyptic fever dream where Roddy Piper fights frog mutants to save humanity’s babies! This B-movie gem has leather-clad women, cheesy one-liners, and a plot so bonkers it defies logic. Is this a cult classic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Clint Busch, Chuck, Brian Bzdawka Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spoiler-free, Episode 3 of Samurai Movie Jam, Bad Movies Rule’s Companion Podcast… this week we’re dancing! Ballerina is a John Wick universe movie, but it’s not just John Wick with a lady, right? That would be too easy, right? We will get out our toe shoes and tutus and let you know!  Enjoy! Hosts: David Hillestad and Brian Bzdawka Email us: SamuraiMovieJam@gmail.com Brian Draws Movies Coupon Code for 25% off at BrianDrawsMovies.com: SAMURAI Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Super Mario Bros. (1993) takes Mario and Luigi into a dystopian Mushroom Kingdom—where Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo fight a dinosaur dictator (Dennis Hopper) with bad haircuts and terrible dialogue! This ‘90s video game flop is packed with weird goombas, the wrong princess, and a plot that makes no sense. Is this a cult classic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Joe Goratowski, Ryan Mattila, Jenna Hauser Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Carter (2012) is a $250M sci-fi flop that sends Taylor Kitsch to Mars—where he fights CGI aliens, jumps really far, and… red team fights blue team? Lynn Collins tries to save it, but the plot’s a mess, the names are unpronounceable (Tharks? Barsoom?), and the box office fell flat. Is this a misunderstood epic or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Ryan Mattila, Chuck, and Curt Mummer Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spoiler-free, Episode 2 of Samurai Movie Jam, Bad Movies Rule’s companion podcast covering current movies!  Once again there is a mission and once again it’s impossible, did Mission Impossible Final Reckoning accomplish its mission? Dave and Brian do the possible mission of telling you what they thought of this mission and all the missions.  This paragraph will self destruct in 5, 4, 3 2….. Enjoy! Hosts: David Hillestad and Brian Bzdawka Email us: SamuraiMovieJam@gmail.com Brian Draws Movies Coupon Code for 25% off at BrianDrawsMovies.com: SAMURAI Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jim Varney’s Ernest P. Worrell is back in Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)—and it’s a slapstick disaster! Ernest becomes a camp counselor, battles bratty kids, and fights evil developers with… turtles? This ‘80s kids’ flick is packed with goofy stunts, wild accents, and Ernest’s “KnoWhutIMean?” catchphrase. Is this a nostalgic gem or total trash? Hosts: James Hauser, Clint Busch, Stephanie Farrell, Joe Goratowski Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab “This Shirt Is Trash” tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob is back!! James takes the show to Bob's kitchen table so he can participate in the newest mailbag. Does his dog, Lola, count? Here we answer emails which includes LOTS of reactions to our Mortal Kombat episode, and Bob gets his chance to talk about a couple of the movies he missed episodes for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices