Lawn Mower Check-In!!! A series of blow jobs!! Casino Cocktail! BUAD!!! Seeds of Ruin ship!! Millennium Dome Jiffy-Pop!!! Star Trek Q Golden Tee throne! Rattrap: NJ mechanic!!! Megatron’s Face Ship!!! 3D pin toy! T-Ranch & Rattrap team-up!!! Echo or reverb?! Muh-nuh-say-de-huh-de-huh…you know?!! Ice skatin’ uphill!!! It’s like Lawnmower Man…somehow!! 2:20 - LAWN MOWER CHECK-IN! 6:25 - SHOUT OUTS 7:15 - COCKTAIL 12:00 - REVIEW 43:00 - REAL WORLD 1:01:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:06:05 - ICONIC MOMENT

It’s stupid, but also a great deal of fun! Alien triangulation station!! Grid Zeiram!!! Megaton’s new jamming station!! Sometimes Optimus trusts too much! Tarantulas is kicking it!! Floating seed pods! Airrazor and Tigertron holding hands!! Will Smith’s in a bubble, bro--WOO!! Rhinox rock n’ socks Inferno!! Y2K breathing down our goddamn necks!!! Dipping’ all day long!! Bat Boy: The Musical!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! You act out of hate?! Excellent!!! 7:50 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 9:40 - SHOUT OUTS 11:15 - COCKTAIL 16:00 - REVIEW 58:30 - REAL WORLD 1:19:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:22:20 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:23:50 - ICONIC MOMENT 1:24:40 - NEXT TIME…

Join your analytical amigos of the APDC as they review season 2, episode 31 of the classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Oh for bootin’ up cold!!! Billy Zane’s a cool dude!!! Horse dancing is exactly what it sounds like!! The Golden Disc overlay! What’s Dinobot’s ultimate desire!? Primal FaceTime!! Dinobot and Rattrap, a real LaMancha situation!! We’re smart!!! Dinobot’s code, neutral neutral?! Megatron’s Predicon test!! Ring’s off, jack off!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Wouldn’t wanna backshot a hot pistol like you!!! 13:08 - SHOUT OUTS 14:30 - COCKTAIL 19:00 - REVIEW 1:06:40 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:26:40 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:33:35 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your silky spinnerette spies of the APDC as they cover S2, Ep 30, “Tangled Web,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! Rocket propelled potato mashers!!! Megatron took his Zoloft!! A batch of sneaky sauce!! Cheetor FaceTimes on the scene in 0.5!! Blackarachnia plays the silky sweetheart!! Old West mixtapes!! Tarantulas dick mouth!!! Rattrap, show me the cheese!!! Why are you bullying Ben Yee?!?! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! We don’t give a soggy nacho!!! 2:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 5:25 - TFCON CHICAGO 12:15 - COCKTAIL 18:20 - REVIEW 1:23:15 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:41:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:44:45 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:46:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your APDC tripod plus special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as they review season 2, episode 3, “Coming of the Fuzors part 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! An F. R. Taint production!!! Nut deep in part two!!! From the windows to the walls with this legislation!! Western cinema trivia!! The Cow Zone!!! Showdown at the Axalon!! Black Arachnia is looking for the golden discs!! Tarantulas: If you don’t love me at my worst, I’ll control you at my best!!! Rhinox: the cool side of the pillow!! Dinobot’s got nards!!! Surfs up, Primal!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!! 3:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN! 5:00 - WESTERN CINEMA TRIVIA 19:00 - SHOUT OUTS 20:00 - IT’S A WESTERN BIT 23:30 - COCKTAIL 27:50 - LAST EPISODE RECAP 1:08:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:20:20 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:29:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:33:00 - ICONIC MOMENT 1:34:24 - NEXT TIME

Fluid legislation!! Drowned in pudding!!! Those that get, get it!!! 2 Mikes, 2 Furious Talks ReAnimated and “Mighty” Marty Eisenberg!! Golden discs all around!! Dinobot double-disguised! A solo luno situation!! Waspinator trashed!! Introducing Wolf-eagle and Cobra-scorpion!!! Good bye, Bad Cop…hello, Good Cop!! How do you even know what a cheetah is?!? Dinobot’s soliloquy!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Voice Actors!! Fade to sepia-grey!! Tarnation!!! 5:00 - 2M2F! 55:00 - SHOUT OUTS 56:00 - COCKTAIL 1:00:45 - REVIEW 2:14:30 - REAL WORLD

Join your triple threat of the APDC as they review “The Greatest Evil, Part 2” from the 1991 classic DIC animated series, G.I. Joe!  Don’t impugn our courage, jarhead!!! The DiC continues!! I haven’t seen it so that means it’s dumb!! A soreghum subject!! Dead Mall!! This is Yuengling territory!!! This distribution house is indestructible!! Jelly bazooka!!! Falcon and Cindy are captive!! Automated weapons!!! Shockwave and CG1 go all Diehard!! Metalhead go BANG!!! No way you piece of slime!!! You’re a real peanut-buster parfait!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Everything we do, we do it for YOU!!! 5:10 - SHOUT OUTS 6:30 - COCKTAIL 15:40 - DUELING LAST EPISODE RECAPS 17:45 - REVIEW 1:20:40 - REAL WORLD 1:47:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:47:15 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:49:10 - ICONIC JOEMENT 1:50:45 - NEXT TIME!

Join your REUNITED pushers of the APDC as they review, “The Greatest Evil, pt 1,” from S2 of the 1991 classic animated DIC series, “G.I. Joe!” Doc it up and DiC it out!!! JOEBRA two-parter!! Just say NO-groni!!! DRUGS ARE BAD!!! He’s a deacon…AND a general?!?! SPARK!! Cindi! Trash can missiles!! Falcon wants and uses hot action!! Crimson Guard #1 has a family emergency!! That’s a LOT of suitcases!! Everyone needs the Head Man.. .hey can’t help it!!! Bulletproof sympathy!! Cobra dandruff?!? In the Real World! IcoDiC Moment!! GI Joe has drug problems…we’ll JOIN THE CLUB!!! 16:30 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 19:20 - GRAVEL GAB 21:22 - SHOUT OUTS! NEW PATRON, WHO DIS? 29:08 - COCKTAIL 41:15 - LAST EPISODE RECAP 44:00 - LET'S TALK DIC 55:09 - REVIEW 1:37:00 - REAL WORLD 2:00:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 2:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 2:05:00 - ICONIC JOEMENT

Join your diabolical duo of the APDC as they review the S2 Ep1 “Aftermath,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! Chicken Check-In!! Pullet Game is weak, yo!!! Cooking with Congress! Haitian Libation Situation!!! Rummin’s outta rumminade!! The Langoliars! You’re on a lamb?!! We call him Wheel Rat!!! New packaging, same product - losers!!! Real World!!! Script Deviations!!! Iconic Moment!!! Thanks for the ride, lady!!! 2:15 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 12:40 - SHOUT OUTS 13:45 - COCKTAIL 28:00 - REVIEW 1:07:30 - REAL WORLD 1:25:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:30:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:31:30 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your lonesome twosome APDC boys as they review the Joepisode “Red Rockets Glare,” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe. Mennonites and the Mayor of Titty City!!! Bland, Missouri, be there!! And give me some shit to drink!!! We’re Centaurians! Jem is my name!!! Bucks for Babies!! Ricky Recondo!!! Paper Moon! HIs uncle’s name is Caleb!!! Punch me in the face!!! 25:00 - SHOUT OUTS 26:00 - COCKTAIL 36:15 - REVIEW 1:25:00 - REAL WORLD 1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:39:30 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:41:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your lonesome twosome from the APDC as they review the SEASON FINALE, “Other Voices Pt 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Don’t tell them how the sausage is made!!! Imagine sex with Ed Begley Jr!!! Chicken Check-In!! Megatron’s so horny for it!! The light at the end of the world!!! Return to Nexus Zero!! Richard Pryor Tarantulas!!! Grandma’s stasis coffin, it just might fly!!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! In the Real World!! This planet is a ticking time bomb!!! 8:13 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 14:20 - SHOUT OUTS 15:30 - COCKTAIL 22:50 - REVIEW 1:15:00 - REAL WORLD 1:46:10 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:47:20 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your duo hosts plus special guest Ant from TFU as they cover the penultimate episode, “Other Voices, pt. 1” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! If you fight with a rat, you better fight dirty!!! Ant’s here, Aaron’s gone, Ryan’s doing everything, and the aliens are BACK!!! Aliens Artifact Trivia!! Nutty alien bungalow!! We’ve got a ceasefire, remember?! Waspinator’s got nards!!! Primal’s here to do NOTHING! Primal gets a Mountain Dew EXTREME scan! That’s no moon!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Ours is but to do and DIE!!! SHOUT OUTS - 8:45 COCKTAIL - 10:00 ALIEN TRIVIA - 15:45 REVIEW - 37:10 REAL WORLD 1:09:30 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:15:10 RATE THE SCHEME - 1: 20:30 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:22:50 NEXT TIME ON THE APDC - 1:23:35

Join your CG-Icons of the APDC as they review the S1, episode 24, “Before the Storm,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: The Transformers! Accelerate to attack speed!!! Look out, he’s a terminator…too!!! Computer animation trivia!! Taste the oligarchy!! A monolith in a mountain?! Another golden disc!!! Megatron’s sentient hand!! Inferno’s ass-jet pack!!! A Predicon truce?!?! Oh, for bootin’ up cold!! Energon hot tub!! Flowers for Algorithm!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! You’re too slow, rusty-pants!!! CGI TRIVIA - 2:00 SHOUT OUTS - 28:30 COCKTAIL - 29:45 REVIEW - 37:40 REAL WORLD - 1:17:00 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:29:00 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:33:00 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:35:00

Join the bird-watching bros of the APDC as they review S1 Ep23, “Law of the Jungle,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Chicken Check-In!!! That INCLUDES nipples! Serial killer symposium!! New patron Wreckage!!! For the Royalty! Snowplow down below!! Quaker Oats of Peace! Tigatron, coward?! It’s all about fireworks!!! Beatles beatin’ around!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Gimme 5 margaritas!!! 15:47 - NEW PATRON! 20:50 - SHOUT OUTS 21:45 - COCKTAIL 29:00 - REVIEW 1:08:00 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:18:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:20:23 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:22:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your elite, elevated envoy from the APDC as they cover the S1, E22, “The Low Road,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! Mystical Delights!! Don’t have any Italian Disco?! Milk and bananas!!! Will you BLOW me where the PAMPERS is?! Ryan’s got the munchies, man!! TF Con Chicago ‘25!!! Bob Forward! Wild bean vines!! Cyber-slash tail weapon!! Cakes everywhere!! Total Looney Tunes episode!!! Rhinox has energon discharge virus!! Vile corruption, festering putrescence!!! Counter-virus beer helmet!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moment!! Rate the scheme!!! It’s all a fart joke!!! 1:30 - COCKTAIL 24:00 - SHOUT OUTS 27:00 - REVIEW 1:04:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:17:25 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:20:30 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:22:45 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join the hilarious hacker heroes of the APDC as they review “Computer Complications,” your Joepisode from the 1986 classic animated series G.I. Joe! Horny on Mainframe!!! It’s a Joepisode!!! Forbidden love trivia!! The salty dog!! Transportable tactical battle platforms!! These subs are everywhere!!! Zandar and Zarana intro!! Iceberg can’t wait to get back to Antarctica!! So many levels of security failure! Crazy box physics!! Eat at Joe’s!!! Zartan ruined my favorite eatin’ spot. Sit down and shut up!!! Oh…hi!!! 3:00 - FORBIDDEN ROMANCE TRIVIA 10:30 - WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? 12:23 - SHOUT OUTS 13:45 - COCKTAIL 22:40 - REVIEW 1:32:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:38:15 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:43:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:46:30 - ICONIC JOEMENT 1:52:00 - MIKE BLEED OUT STINGER!

Join your Chili-Dippin’ Dudes of the APDC as they review the S1, Ep20, “Dark Voyage,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Have we ever punched each other in the face?!! This is good stuff…we’re doing good!!! I was naked the whole time!!! Freaky-deaky-beastie!!! Rattrap’s got a nose for energon! Showtime Joe’s!!! A harmonic missile!! The Maximals are blind!! A snake gets the squeeze on Cheetor!!! Rhinox feels the vibes!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Finish them off, and finish them out!!! 7:50 - PATRONS 10:00 - COCKTAIL 23:45 - REVIEW 47:50 - REAL WORLD 1:00:18 - SCRIPT DEVS 1:05:30 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:09:42 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your Humble Hunting Homies of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep19 episode “Call of the Wild,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! That’s the APDC promise!!! Men of the chase!! Trophy hunting trivia!! Roosevelt was wired! Booty Box talk!! Cheetor’s dream!! Terrorsaur’s mouth missile!! Bob Forward’s a pretty good writer!! Rectifier coil stolen?! So much of Primal cheeks!! Megatron’s sedan chair?! Airazor’s SONIC BOOM!! She stoops to conquer!!! Tigatron schools the Maximals!! Access Maximal core consciousness!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! You’re not leaving the party this early!!! 2:30 - TROPHY HUNTING TRIVIA 15:00 - APDC CATCH-UP/BOOTY BOX TALK 35:30 - SHOUT OUTS 37:30 - COCKTAIL 43:00 - 2 MIKES 2 FURIOUS 44:00 - EPISODE REVIEW 1:27:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:36:50 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:41:40 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:43:10 - ICONIC MOMENT

We are recording our first episode back from Holiday Break AS WE SPEAK, and your show proper will return on Sunday, 3/9. In the meantime, please enjoy a special vault release from our Patreon Only Minisode treasure chest. Happy Coffee Ice Cream Day! My favorite ice cream flavor. And since you all are my favorite, as well, let’s all grab a big bowl of frozen frappaccino and enjoy the Minisode we had from our episode 233, Dark Designs, with special guest Alpha Magnus! Subjects include, and are limited to: * Recycling Scam * Why, Hasbro YouTube, why? * It’s not Audrey II * Gamesmaster Friedman * Wilkins Coffee Alf * It’s still not Audrey II * MAGA Hogan * Lockdown * Masterpiece Rhinox * Champagne Caleb gotta eat * Sonic Craving * Tacobell AI * S2 & 3 * Jewel Facts Enjoy in good health.

Hey, y’all, it’s a supercut of all our misrouted letters to Santa from our Transformer friends. And maybe a few little surprise nuggets at the very end. So enjoy, we will be back to our regularly scheduled programming soon! BEE - 01:20 TRACKS - 13:30 JAZZ - 17:00 STARSCREAM - 20:20 SHOCKWAVE - 23:30 RATTRAP - 28:00 ZODIAC CAMEO - 31:19 ? - 31:36