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Assholes and Elbows
Assholes and Elbows
40 episodes
1 hour ago
Your periodic dose of nonsensical banter and opinions by two life long friends to help get you through the craziness of real life.
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Your periodic dose of nonsensical banter and opinions by two life long friends to help get you through the craziness of real life.
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Comedy
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Assholes and Elbows
Episode 40: Over the Hill and Under the Influence
Ugh. In this landmark episode the boys approach their final forms... Grumpy old men. Listen to Josh and Zach talk about the things and moments that made them take a step back and realize that they can deny it no longer... they are old. It only goes downhill from here.
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3 years ago
1 hour 25 minutes 29 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 39: CAGE Unlocked
The boys are back and better than ever... well they are at least back. Easiest way to get back into the swing of things, Josh and Zach go with ol' faithful. Reviewing Cage in all his glory. Josh and Zach tackle 3 different Cage movies of varying quality. Technical difficulties threaten the whole operation, per usual. And Josh gives a much needed update on a very important news story.
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3 years ago
1 hour 36 minutes 23 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 38: Thirty-Hate

Hate, hate, hate. LOATHE entirely. Josh and Zach unload some more things off their chests. Zach talks about some guilty pleasures. Josh gives you the cold hard facts about today's greatest threat to Canadian airspace. And Zach makes an elephant sized mistake at the end.

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3 years ago
1 hour 30 minutes 24 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Epiosde 37: The Return...

Ya'll have been waiting, and here it is. The triumphant return of your favorite nonsense peddlers! Josh and Zach break down the list that is very near and dear to their hearts. What fast food chains are the most important to them. 

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3 years ago
1 hour 27 minutes 35 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 36: Cage 4: Cruise Control

It's the best time of the season. Open the Cage! Josh and Zach talk about some straight up psychopathic Nicolas Cage movies. Josh gets his inner glutton on. Zach has some random personal anecdotes. We talk about how wild 2011 was. We get weird with Cage questions. And both of our birthdays are coming up!

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4 years ago
1 hour 29 minutes 46 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 35: B Level Features

Look out behind you! It's our friend and guest host Jasmine of the Beauty and the Booze show on YouTube. She joins us to talk about one of our favorite genres of film, B Movie Creature Features. Jasmine breaks the Golden Rule with her selection of movies. Josh doesn't follow his own format and hates the movies he chose. Zach makes a racket and they all marvel at the sheer size of the episode. 

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4 years ago
2 hours 23 minutes 45 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 34: The Elbows Strike Back
A not as long, long time ago in the Assholes and Elbows Multiverse far away... Josh and Zach reminisce about the original Star Wars trilogy. Josh takes a definitive stance on Ewoks. Zach disagrees. We talk candidly about Princess Leia. We make some dinner plans with Yoda. And we go a little heavy on upcoming holidays.
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4 years ago
1 hour 53 minutes 50 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 33: Ohio is for Elbows

Pull out your iPod and hit shuffle. Josh and Zach, along with special guest Jasmine, bring up some important music from their youth. We find out what spawned Zach and Josh's friendship. Jasmine is somehow over and under prepared. We drudge up some memories we didn't know we had. We try out a new segment. And we redraw the lines on Boy Bands.

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4 years ago
1 hour 57 minutes 19 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 32: Elbows of the Caribbean

Why is the rum gone? ...Daydrinking. Josh and Zach talk about a movie franchise near and dear to their hearts, Pirates of the Caribbean. Josh gets a few rants off his chest after some time to reflect. Zach offers his unyielding support. We ruin yet another segment with poor planning. And we hopefully change some minds along the way.

This episode is brought to you by the power of Teamwork©*.

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4 years ago
1 hour 22 minutes 54 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 31: Isn't it Romantic?

As Marvin Gaye once sang, let's get it on. Minds out of the gutter... Josh and Zach talk funny love when they reveal some of their favorite romantic comedies. Josh misses the mark on the comedy part. We give our take on what constitutes a true romantic comedy. Josh throws a few curveballs at Zach. And we try our best to give our episode the happy ending it deserves.

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4 years ago
1 hour 24 minutes 17 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 30: Dirty Thirty: Season 3 Wrap-up

Sorry Moms. Josh and Zach revisit topics of the past 9 episodes. We bring back one of our oldest segments (spoiler hint: it's about felt covered puppets). Zach gets some privileges revoked. And Josh vents about the 'selfishness' of people who refuse to wear masks.

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4 years ago
1 hour 29 minutes 53 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 29: Little Extra Rage in the Cage
You know it, you love it, it's CAGE time. Josh and Zach breakdown 3 movies involving their favorite national treasure, Sir Nicholas Cage. We find ourselves at odds in which movie was our favorite of the bunch. We feel duped with what could be seen as false advertising. We question the wisdom of the movie budgets. We say a lot of words we shouldn't (sorry to our moms in advance). And in response to Josh's blind rage, Zach takes a much more analytical approach to his reviews.
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4 years ago
1 hour 25 minutes 59 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 28: 2020 Hate

Well that was... a year. Josh and Zach talk about some of the more personal things they hated about 2020. We give some good news about the episode delays. We mention a surprising amount of animals and their extremities. And we hopefully deliver another round of fresh red hot content.

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4 years ago
1 hour 13 minutes 5 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 27: Elbows. Assholes and Elbows.
Zach and Josh catch up about their holiday season and ring in the new year by diving into the decade spanning James Bond franchise. They talk about their favorite movies in the franchise. In a Bond universe where every gadget has a very outlandish and specific function Josh and Zach try to understand the usefulness and efficiency of their favorite ones. There is a disagreement on who is the best to ever don the tux and Josh delivers his favorite joke yet.  
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4 years ago
1 hour 23 minutes 4 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 26: Christmas Extravaganza Pt. 2

The epic conclusion! Josh and Zach talk about some of their holiday traditions. We go over what we would change if we were Santa Claus. We talk about elves way too much. And we hope you all have a safe and happy holiday season.

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4 years ago
1 hour 32 minutes 31 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 25: Christmas Extravaganza Pt. 1 (Fritter? I Hardly Know Her)
The first of a double dose of A&E Christmas goodness. Josh and Zach talk about their favorite Christmas movies. We talk about some holiday classics that aren't on our favorites lists. We mention some alternative December holidays. And we give credit where it's due to Jim Carrey.
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4 years ago
1 hour 36 minutes 30 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 24: Thanksgiving Spectacular

Our first episode based on a National Holiday. Josh and Zach talk turkey... and gravy. We share what our meal spread is. We tell stories of holidays past. And we fumble through the easiest part of the show.

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4 years ago
1 hour 25 minutes 59 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 23: Brought to You by the Lizard People
Do birds exist? What shape is the Earth? What's the deal with mattress stores? Tune in to find out! Josh and Zach talk about some of their favorite conspiracy theories. Josh gets upset about the curvature of the Earth. Zach tells you the only two things you need to know about sharks. And we struggle to wrap the episode up.
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4 years ago
1 hour 33 minutes 4 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Episode 22: They Do the Mash...
It was a graveyard smash! Halloween is over but we've never had good timing anyway. Josh and Zach dive into serious and not so serious film versions of the "big three" monsters of Halloween; zombies, werewolves, and vampires. We have a logical discussion of what the preferable zombie horde to fight is. We have an emotional discussion of what the preferable monster to be turned into would be. And we get a little singing and shimmy action in. 
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5 years ago
1 hour 43 minutes 35 seconds

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Episode 21: A Long Time Ago, in the Assholes and Elbows Multiverse Far, Far Away...
Do it! Listen to this episode. Josh and Zach tackle their childhood trilogy and discuss Star Wars episodes 1, 2, and 3. We wonder why certain things exist in Star Wars and other things don't. We consider the effectiveness of droids, Jedi powers, and dialogue. We talk about which Jedis we think are the best. And we try our best to make sense of the loss of limbs suffered.
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5 years ago
1 hour 33 minutes 54 seconds

Assholes and Elbows
Your periodic dose of nonsensical banter and opinions by two life long friends to help get you through the craziness of real life.