Once again, the guys get together to bring you a new episode of The Armageddon Afterparty. And, they do so purely for the love of the game. They discuss the recent Heads or Cocktails, the Canadian “We Are the World,” and the question of whether one can ever truly engage in too much anal sex. They talk about friends with nubs, Congresswomen with tattoos, and Reverends with passports. There is an Olympic recap, some Snoop appreciation, a deck review, and shout outs to the customer service at the Eastside Lowes. They debate whether you should ever use another man’s body towel, issue to some RIPs, revisist some bowling pin drama, and discuss the absolute ridiculousness of blue laws.
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Once again, the guys get together to bring you a new episode of The Armageddon Afterparty. And, they do so purely for the love of the game. They discuss the recent Heads or Cocktails, the Canadian “We Are the World,” and the question of whether one can ever truly engage in too much anal sex. They talk about friends with nubs, Congresswomen with tattoos, and Reverends with passports. There is an Olympic recap, some Snoop appreciation, a deck review, and shout outs to the customer service at the Eastside Lowes. They debate whether you should ever use another man’s body towel, issue to some RIPs, revisist some bowling pin drama, and discuss the absolute ridiculousness of blue laws.
Once again, the guys get together to bring you a new episode of The Armageddon Afterparty. And, they do so purely for the love of the game. They discuss the recent Heads or Cocktails, the Canadian “We Are the World,” and the question of whether one can ever truly engage in too much anal sex. They talk about friends with nubs, Congresswomen with tattoos, and Reverends with passports. There is an Olympic recap, some Snoop appreciation, a deck review, and shout outs to the customer service at the Eastside Lowes. They debate whether you should ever use another man’s body towel, issue to some RIPs, revisist some bowling pin drama, and discuss the absolute ridiculousness of blue laws.
The guys welcome Henry Mitchell III back to the Bunker to talk about offensive words, redneck bidets, the city of New Orleans, and some upcoming shows. They also talk about beef and cheese options, fried fish breakfast, and the Taco Bell drive through. Henry tries to come up with a good, non-cancellable slur, and there are some complaints about customer service these days. The guys appreciate Dick Loverboy’s gains and wish everyone a Happy Pride Month. There is some bowling pin drama, as well as appreciation for the Memorial Park Zoo and Gold Bond Medicated Powder. AND, don’t forget Athfest June 21-23 and Henry’s band Nihilus playing at Cine on Friday, June 21.
The guys curse their old computer and lament the recent loss of what was surely an amazing episode. Oh, what may have been! They talk about movies, OJ Simpson, and the upcoming Heads or Cocktails. There is discussion of the Aerosmith Trifecta, armadillo murder, and real life twist endings. Dick Loverboy plays a quick game of “Really Drunk or Strange Dream?” The guys ponder a couple of life’s more serious dog-related questions: would you ever eat dog, and do women ever intentionally fart on their dogs? And Lil’ Skweeque declares himself luckier than most.
Two of the guys have recently returned from the Midville trip, so there are updates from that. They also talk about tax-exempt churches, the history of toenail clippers, and Lil’ Skweeque’s recent baked potato phase. Dick Loverboy gives a Heads or Cocktails update. RIP Toby Keith, Carl Weathers, and Alexei Navalny, and not necessarily in that order. The guys talk about car wrecks, Frank the Cat, robotic dogs, and how much pressure it would take to bite off a penis.
The guys are back together in The Bunker to discuss Whitewater, Cookout, and the upcoming Christmas Holiday. They talk about Iron Claw, golf carts, and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. Dick Loverboy has to explain a text. Lil’ Skweeque answers some listener questions. There are some predictions for the Orange Bowl and some thoughts on canine backside maintenance. They receive a live bowling update and someone delivers a very special Christmas Biscuit.
The guys get together to talk about conjunctivitis, cat names, and Elon Musk. Lil’ Skweeque asks Jeff Bezos for some of that sweet cash. There is discussion about Hobo Conventions, Clowns, pump tennis shoes, and ladies who collect. RIP Bobby Knight. Also, RIP people who bring huge nets to sporting events? And Dick Loverboy provides everyone with a new SSG.
The guys ponder whether they are in fact the bad guys. DLB gets a new nickname. Rev Flo talks about vacation. They discuss Republican presidential debates, babies in tubes, humans getting dumber, and people with really soft hands. DLB reluctantly talks about his gains and proof of the existence of God. And there is talk of UGA football, midnight snack cheese, Leatherman tools, and parking tickets.
The guys issue some corrections, discuss their standards, and go over some RIPs. They appreciate the male form and the genetic superiority of the Loverboy family. DLB presents his vagina-forward brand of workout gear. There is talk of dog boners, queefs, and hitting bongs on mopeds.
For all of you that were waiting for Lil’ Skweeque to take the reins, then this episode is for you. And it gets pretty weird. The guys talk about an almost SSG, drinking with Todd, and old school bathroom hand-drying technology. They debate whether it’s better to get cancer in your top or your bottom. Rev Flo talks about his new bowling underwear. Dick Loverboy relives his vacation with BTS, the guys delve into ASMR, and they have a good old-fashioned laughing fit. They mourn the loss of Terry Funk and DLB provides a Tuesdays With Dick update.
The guys get together once again to discuss obscure SNL bits, bowling, giraffe fighting, sharks, and Eddie Izzard. They wonder if we are living in the end times of America, they ponder whether they have the ability to shape reality (RIP again, Alan Arkin). They come up with bizarre playground games and yet another million dollar idea. And there is a long discussion about a bad word.
Have you ever seen A Knight’s Tale? Do Armadillo Humans exist? Do you remember the Unabomber? Do you want to hear what the guys think about the submersible? They talk about whales, the ocean, AI, musty dog penises, and doing cocaine off people’s feet. And they offer advice to their younger selves.
This one is a little short, because the guys needed to go bowling. So they about bowling, professional wrestling, and riots at sporting events. The also talk about the similarities between starting bowling and converting to Judaism. They discuss bottle openers, the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, and Dick Loverboy’s recent DJ set at Little Kings.
The guys get together to talk about Lauren Boebert’s pending divorce, UGA tennis, and begging for gas. They discuss waggles, waggling, and the naked homeless. Lil’ Skweeque tells several stories of witnessing live sex acts. And the Rev’s loving wife has a dream about poop.
The guys talk about fingering the homeless, the confidence of an old white man, and the movie Blazing Saddles. They miss Jerry Springer and Gordon Lightfoot, and they discuss whether the Reverend Florist can open a beer with his feet. Dick Loverboy shares an SSG from his third day at the new job.
The guys discuss Dick Loveboy’s last few days of joblessness and all of the projects that has spawned. They talk about the Masters, weird umbrellas in movies, and mom farts. The Reverend drops some wombat knowledge which leads to talk of pouches, and discussion about the true definition of a marsupial. Lil’ Skweeque puts together a last minute Easter celebration. The guys wonder if England truly has better candy, and there is some rousing dialogue on the topic of butthole-based street magic.
The guys get to share some breaking news about the indictment of a former President of the United States. There is talk of porn sets, March Madness, and Matthew Lesko. Dick Loverboy shares about his river trip, and the guys revisit Pokemon. They share some homeless stories and try to recount the plot of the movie Twins.
Rev Flo provides an ADIDAS update, and the guys discuss the plight of the older man who just wants to hang out in arcades. There is mustache talk, bowling shoe etiquette, and toy nostalgia. The guys plan a trip to Dave & Busters. Lil’ Skweeque almost kills his whole family.
Wow. Not really sure what to say about this episode, a truly stirring birthday tribute to one of our most loyal listeners. Skweeque gets a new nickname. Dick Loverboy comes up with a brand new character. Rev Flo experiences Sweet Death Illumination. And three old white guys have spirited discussions about customer service, misgendering, and hip-hop.
As is often the case, this episode truly has everything. Groundhogs, UGA Football, Gas Stoves, Beaver Cheek Meat, flatulence, and Teen Wolf. The guys also fondly remember Herschel Walker and Ron Jeremy, and they share some Toppers stories.
The guys celebrate the University of Georgia Bulldogs football team’s back to back national championships. They discuss Tecmo Bowl, Ace Vane, and Asian Mist. RIP David Crosby, Okefenokee Joe, and Flower the Meerkat. There is talk of Kitty and the Slug, Duck Pin Bowling, Ping Pong, Dolly World, Opryland, and Six Flags. Dick Loverboy considers that Carny Lifestyle and delivers a new Shit Story Glory. And Reverend Florist tells tale of a water-skiing youth minister with diarrhea.
Once again, the guys get together to bring you a new episode of The Armageddon Afterparty. And, they do so purely for the love of the game. They discuss the recent Heads or Cocktails, the Canadian “We Are the World,” and the question of whether one can ever truly engage in too much anal sex. They talk about friends with nubs, Congresswomen with tattoos, and Reverends with passports. There is an Olympic recap, some Snoop appreciation, a deck review, and shout outs to the customer service at the Eastside Lowes. They debate whether you should ever use another man’s body towel, issue to some RIPs, revisist some bowling pin drama, and discuss the absolute ridiculousness of blue laws.
