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Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Clementine Lord

15 episodes

4 months ago

Send us a text Summary In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine discusses the ineffectiveness of timeouts in parenting and introduces the concept of recalibration breaks as a more effective alternative. She emphasizes the importance of understanding toddler behavior through the lens of brain science, advocating for emotional safety and connection over control. The episode provides practical strategies for implementing recalibration breaks, highlighting the need for parents...

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Send us a text Summary In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine discusses the ineffectiveness of timeouts in parenting and introduces the concept of recalibration breaks as a more effective alternative. She emphasizes the importance of understanding toddler behavior through the lens of brain science, advocating for emotional safety and connection over control. The episode provides practical strategies for implementing recalibration breaks, highlighting the need for parents...

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Episodes (15/15)

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

You Can’t Discipline a Drunk Squirrel

Send us a text Summary In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine discusses the ineffectiveness of timeouts in parenting and introduces the concept of recalibration breaks as a more effective alternative. She emphasizes the importance of understanding toddler behavior through the lens of brain science, advocating for emotional safety and connection over control. The episode provides practical strategies for implementing recalibration breaks, highlighting the need for parents...

4 months ago

27 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

When the Mirror Cracks: Seeing Your Childhood Trauma in Your Parenting

Send us a text Summary In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', host Clementine Lord delves into the complexities of parenting, particularly the emotional challenges that arise from intergenerational trauma. She discusses the messy reality of parenting, the impact of past experiences on current behaviors, and the importance of self-awareness and repair in the healing process. Through personal anecdotes and reflections, Clementine emphasizes that healing is not linear and that acknowl...

5 months ago

30 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Can Laundry Kill You?

Send us a text Summary In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine explores the overwhelming and often gendered burden of laundry in parenting. She discusses the staggering statistics surrounding laundry tasks, the emotional toll it takes on parents, especially mothers, and the societal expectations that contribute to this invisible labor. Clementine shares practical hacks for managing laundry without losing one's identity and emphasizes the importance of humor and self-compa...

6 months ago

17 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Bonding, Boobs, and Body Heat: Welcome to Parenthood

Send us a text In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine explores the multifaceted journey of bonding with newborns. She emphasizes the importance of skin-to-skin contact, sensory development, and the nuances of playtime and tickling. Through personal anecdotes and relatable humor, she reassures parents that their efforts, no matter how imperfect, contribute to a strong bond with their children. The episode serves as a reminder that parenting is a messy, evolving process, ...

7 months ago

25 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Mom Rage : A Love Story

Send us a text In this episode, Clementine delves into the complex emotions surrounding motherhood, particularly focusing on 'mom rage.' She explores the societal expectations placed on mothers, the mental load they carry, and the biological responses to stress. Through candid storytelling, she emphasizes that mom rage is a natural reaction to overwhelming circumstances and not a sign of failure. The conversation encourages mothers to recognize their needs, seek shared responsibility in paren...

7 months ago

36 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Cereal for Dinner can Build Resilience in Your Kids

Send us a text In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine explores the radical idea of not taking parenting too seriously. She emphasizes the importance of embracing imperfection, spontaneity, and joy in parenting. By allowing moments of freedom, such as having ice cream for dinner or enjoying fast food picnics, parents can foster emotional resilience and connection with their children. The conversation highlights how these seemingly small acts can create lasting memories an...

7 months ago

40 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

This is why we can’t have nice things

Send us a text In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine discusses the chaotic reality of parenting small children, emphasizing the myth of childproofing, the challenges of maintaining a clean home, and the humorous yet frustrating behaviors of toddlers. She shares relatable anecdotes about the messes, stains, and unexpected moments that come with raising young kids, ultimately encouraging parents to embrace the chaos with humor and acceptance.

7 months ago

14 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Belly Bonding: Talking to Your Baby, Blowing Raspberries, and Trying Not to Get Throat-Punched

Send us a text In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine explores the fascinating world of belly bonding during pregnancy. She discusses the science behind how babies can hear and respond to voices in the womb, the importance of touch and connection through belly cuddles, and the joy and developmental benefits of belly raspberries. The episode is filled with humor and practical advice for expectant parents, emphasizing the significance of bonding before birth and after. As ...

8 months ago

24 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Parenting kids while letting them parent their OWN kids

Send us a text In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine discusses the complexities of grandparent advice in parenting. She emphasizes the importance of understanding generational differences, respecting parenting choices, and building trust between parents and grandparents. The conversation highlights the evolution of parenting practices, the role of grandparents in child development, and the balance between emotional support and resilience. Ultimately, it encourages both ...

8 months ago

28 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Tooth Fairy Farewell

Send us a text In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine explores the bizarre tradition of the Tooth Fairy, delving into its historical roots, the challenges of maintaining the myth, and the emotional transitions that come with children growing up. The conversation highlights the absurdity of monetizing lost teeth, the nostalgia of childhood magic, and the inevitable changes in family traditions as kids learn the truth. Ultimately, it emphasizes the importance of adapting t...

9 months ago

15 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Quitting: The Underrated Life Skill

Send us a text In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine explores the phenomenon of children overcommitting to activities and the reasons behind their tendency to quit. She discusses the historical context of childhood commitments, the pressure of finding one's passion, and the impact of mental health on children's participation in activities. The conversation emphasizes the importance of understanding the deeper reasons for quitting and offers strategies for parents to sup...

9 months ago

24 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Parenting after Parent Loss

Send us a text In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', host Clementine Lord and guest Kitty discuss the complexities of parenting through grief, particularly in the context of loss during the holiday season. They explore how to navigate traditions while honoring the emotions of both parents and children, the importance of community support, and the need to create new traditions that reflect the current family dynamics. The conversation emphasizes the significance of allowing space f...

9 months ago

52 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Send us a text In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine dives into the chaotic world of homework, exploring its historical context, the emotional journey it entails for both parents and children, and practical strategies for navigating this often overwhelming aspect of parenting. She emphasizes the importance of supporting teachers and creating a collaborative environment for learning, while also acknowledging the struggles and frustrations that come with homework assignme...

9 months ago

21 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Screentime Showdown

Send us a text In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', host Clementine Lord dives into the chaotic world of parenting in the digital age, focusing on the challenges of managing screen time and tech tantrums. She shares personal anecdotes, explores the science behind screen addiction, and discusses the impact of technology on children's development. The episode concludes with practical strategies for parents to set boundaries and model healthy habits around screen use. Takeaways Par...

10 months ago

18 minutes

Are You F*cking Kidding Me?! A thoughtful parenting podcast.

Toddler Tyrants

Send us a text In this episode of 'Are You Fucking Kidding Me?', Clementine dives into the chaotic world of parenting, sharing humorous anecdotes about the challenges of raising toddlers. From the deceptive peace of sleeping children to the reality of blowouts and tantrums, she explores the ups and downs of parenthood. With a focus on survival strategies, she emphasizes the importance of lowering expectations, embracing the messiness of parenting, and finding humor in the chaos. Takeaways: P...

10 months ago

29 minutes