Antiques Anonymous

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Antiques Anonymous

Alexander Clement

13 episodes

3 months ago

Hello and welcome to Antiques Anonymous, the podcast where two friends who work in the antiques industry, talk about antiques, collectables, fine art and plenty more besides. Hosted by auctioneer Alexander Clement and antiques dealer Jon O'Marah, the chat will include top auctions, top lots, top tips and plenty of inside intel, anecdotes and maybe even some gossip. If you are an antiques geek, like Alexander and Jon, then join them for their rambling and sometimes incoherent podcast.

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Episodes (13/13)

Antiques Anonymous

We Buy Vintage Cows for Cash Roadshow

Introduced by the great King Donald 1st of America, Jon and Alexander catch up on what they've been up to for the last seven months and rake over the remnants of what might have been a great show in January, predicting 2025 with laser precision, had the boys actually managed to be professional and coordinate their diaries. They also talk about those companies that thrust grubby pamphlets through your door promising top cash for gold and antiques and making out like selling at auction is a really bad thing. Boooo, how dare they?

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Here are a couple of links that relate to the discussion:

https://www.gold-traders.co.uk/blog/always-antiques/

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1092389645551584

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3 months ago

54 minutes 37 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

The Artform Formerly Known As . . .

Back again after another long gap with episode 8 of the Antiques Anonymous podcast. In this episode, Alexander gets a bit serious about stress in the workplace and how important reaching out to a friend can be. We hear why a power cut and a jigsaw puzzle led Alexander to bid live on a coffee table and in their usual 'Did They Get It Wrong' segment, he reveals his dislike of Mickey Mouse (quick and terrible impression alert) and then on to the main topic this time - prints - as suggested by a listener. As they ramble on, Jon comes clean about his art degree and the hosts disagree agreeably in general about various artists including John Piper, L.S.Lowry, Tracy Emin, Albrecht Durer, Kathe Kollwitz, Damien Hurst (ugh) and Banksy. We also get an insight into Alexander's misspent youth 'studying' graffiti art.

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10 months ago

59 minutes 56 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

General Purpose

The podcast by two guys who are a little bit addicted to antiques. Jon and Alexander are back in the Torpedo Room for another rambling chat, this time about the gradual disappearance of the weekly general auction. Is it on the way out or is there still a future for this time honoured and well loved part of the antiques trade? We hear about what Alexander used to get up to in the back of his Ford Mondeo in the good old days, Jon expresses his dislike of specialist auctions and reveals how he'd do it if he ran his own saleroom, and Alexander risks offending the entire nation of Australia. Plus, your hosts reveal the topic of the next ep. Don't forget to rate and review the show on your pod-catcher of choice and get in touch via the socials if you want to send a message to Jon and Alexander or suggest topics for future episodes.

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1 year ago

58 minutes 3 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

Algorithm and Blues

In this episode, Jon and Alexander talk about the many merits and demerits of social media in the antiques world, confess to a little guerilla marketing and give a shout-out to 'rival' podcast The Gavel and the Gabble (hello Harry and Simon!). Also in the rambling Torpedo Room convo, Jon discovers that he just squeaks into Generation X but has no idea what that means, what shabby chic really looks like when you get it home, a little more gentle dunking of the Antiques Roadshow, and why Jon is emphatically not wowed by a crumpled old top hat - and why would he be? All this and more from your favourite antiques anoraks.

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1 year ago

1 hour 13 minutes 48 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

Hippies Use the Back Door

This episode, Jon and Alexander ensure they never get booked for any more TV shows by talking candidly about antiques on the telly, revealing some of their own experiences in front of and behind the cameras, as well as their views on whether the television industry has worked for good or ill in the antiques world. They also introduce the new segment 'Did They Get it Wrong?', looking at the Antiques Trade Gazette's now infamous 'Bid Barometer' sidebar and critiquing the results therein. How many more enemies can they make? Don't forget to rate and review the show and/or head over to www.buymeacoffee.com/antiquesanonymous to throw some groats at your hosts.

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1 year ago

1 hour 20 minutes 57 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

Return of the Teaser Trailer

Wanna know what's coming up in the next episode? Well here's a quick teaser for you to whet you're antiques appetite. Jon and Alexander celebrate the purchase of a new microphone and so to break it in they got together to record a little teaser (again) on the theme for episode 5 as well as introduce a new segment. Don't forget to rate and review the pod on your favourite player - it really does help - and if you're feeling extra generous you can support the show by heading over to www.buymeacoffee.com/antiquesanonymous to throw a few groats at us so that we can keep the lights on and the content coming. In the meantime, Jon and Alexander invite you to stand to attention and salute our solitary listener in Peru.

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1 year ago

7 minutes 22 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

Natural Bone

Once again, Alexander and Jonny are broadcasting from the Torpedo Room in a face-to-face pod. In this episode of Antiques Anonymous, Alexander and Jonny have a rambling chat about the world of antiques, not sticking to a theme but letting the conversation go where it will. This includes quite a bit of ivory talk, playing the eBay game 'Spot the Money Launderer', and the worst taxidermy fox Alexander ever saw. To help support the show, why not head over to https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antiquesanonymous

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1 year ago

1 hour 1 minute 29 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

(Not quite) Live from the Torpedo Room

After what seems like forever, Alexander and Jonny get together in the Torpedo Room (aka Jonny's place of bizzzzness) to talk about antiques again, this time fulfilling a promise made too long ago for anyone to really care about and discuss how the Internet has made an impact on the industry. We hear about the longest ADSL cable in history, how condition reports were done before email was a thing, the joys of selling to a room full of grumpy dealers who hate live bidding, why shouting 'hello America' during an auction may not be the best idea and what Jonny likes to do with his mouse to wind up auctioneers.

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1 year ago

57 minutes 47 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

Another Teaser Trailer

Surely not another teaser trailer? Yes. It is. So here Jonny and Alexander are again cueing up the topic for the next episode of Antiques Anonymous which will be . . . [drum roll] . . . The Internet. There's going to be so much to unpack it might be another marathon session - who knows? We certainly don't. So make sure you like and subscribe because you won't want to miss it. OO-RAH!

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2 years ago

3 minutes 42 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

DANGER! There's Antiques About

In this episode, the intrepid Antiques Geeks Jonny and Alexander talk about DANGER in the world of antiques and art. They explore the murky world of pre-health and safety objet d'art, and how viewing an auction could be hazardous to life and limb. Well, almost. Alexander recalls a nearly nasty case of longcase clock vs wheelchair, Jonny spends some time playing with chemicals and recounting the tail of the poisonous rabbit. He also reveals a somewhat explosive and potentially lethal skip dive, and talking of explosives, Alexander remembers a colleague's anecdote about the contents of an ammunition box found during a probate valuation. You really don't want to miss this episode. Also, to see the YouTube video Alexander talks about towards the end, you can find it here - and it is definitely worth a look https://youtu.be/nZxLrhtdh_k - enjoy, BOOM!

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2 years ago

46 minutes 3 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

Teaser Trailer

Another episode is on the way but until then, if you just can't wait to hear our dulcet tones, we've been attempting to hone and refine the show intros. With varying degrees of success. You decide.

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3 years ago

3 minutes 3 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

Gamekeepers and Poachers

In this inaugural episode of the Antiques Anonymous podcast, Jon and Alexander have a long, rambling convo about the changing relationship between antique dealers and auctioneers. You'll hear why Alexander ended up in Bermuda dressed as a Victorian pottery magnate, and why Jonny will give you a slap if you call something 'vintage'. Enjoy!

You can follow us on Instagram @antiquesanonymouspodcast as well as our individual accounts @thealexanderclement and @antiquesincheshire

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3 years ago

2 hours 25 seconds

Antiques Anonymous

Antiques Anonymous: The Trailer

Introducing Antiques Anonymous, a genial and light-hearted series of chats about all things antique, collectable and vintage. Your hosts, Alexander Clement and Jon O'Marah, say hello and tell you what it's all about.

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3 years ago

1 minute 32 seconds