From AI's massive energy appetite creating an unexpected investment opportunity in natural gas to Elon Musk's new war on Wikipedia and a debate on how to hedge the inevitable AI bubble…
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Episode Highlights:
⚡️ AI's Energy Crisis & The Power Bottleneck
💨 The Natural Gas Trade for AI's Energy Crisis
🏰 Building AI Moats: The 7 Powers Framework
💥 Hedging the AI Bubble Before the Cliff
📚 Grokopedia vs. Wikipedia: The Information War
🧬 GLP-1s, Inflammation, and Cancer Prevention
🏡 The Dark Side of Homeownership
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro: A Rose From a Stranger
02:40 - Zbiotics: The drink you drink before you drink
04:20 - Recap: The Sam Altman & Satya Nadella Interview
06:20 - OpenAI's Path to $100B & Imminent IPO?
09:30 - Google's Full-Stack AI Advantage
13:20 - The Real AI Bottleneck: It's Power, Not GPUs
14:30 - The Investment Case for Natural Gas
18:00 - Are Bitcoin Miners the Ultimate AI Data Center Play?
20:20 - The 7 Powers: A Framework for Building an AI Moat
28:30 - "Macro Delegating, Micro Steering": The Future of AI Agents
33:15 - Will AI Break Capitalism?
39:50 - The Speed & Magnitude of AI Job Displacement
43:30 - The Canary in the Coal Mine for the AI Bull Market
46:30 - Anatomy of a Bubble: "We are all running towards the cliff"
51:00 - How to Hedge the AI Crash: Shorting Palantir?
55:10 - Hacking Your Portfolio with Customized Direct Indexing
59:50 - Grokopedia vs. Wikipedia: Elon's War on Information
01:08:20 - Can GLP-1 Drugs Prevent Cancer by Reducing Inflammation?
01:20:00 - The Dark Side of Homeownership: "I regret all of it"
01:28:50 - Outro
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From a dramatic friend-led intervention to close a massive crypto trade to the arrival of humanoid robots in our homes and why you must "embrace the Ponzi" market…
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Episode Highlights:
⚾ The Baseball Bat Intervention
🤖 The $20k Humanoid Robot
💸 A Trader's Raw Confession
📈 Embrace The Ponzi Market
🏭 NVIDIA: Too Big To Fail
💡 The Direct Indexing Alpha
💰 Why UBI is Inevitable
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro: Women & Dishwashers
03:50 - The Baseball Bat Intervention
06:20 - A Trader's Painful Confession
08:50 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
10:45 - Meet "Neo": The $20k Humanoid Robot
13:20 - The Human-Piloted Robot Debate
17:45 - Should You Buy The First Robot?
22:25 - "Nobody Cares About Privacy"
26:50 - The Dream: A Personal Robot Chef
34:00 - Are We In A Bubble?
35:45 - Is The Crypto Cycle Over?
41:30 - ETH & The "Shitcoin Index"
48:30 - Portfolio Strategy: AI & Robotics
51:30 - Alpha: Direct Indexing
59:00 - Embrace The Ponzi Market
01:01:20 - NVIDIA is "Too Big To Fail"
01:06:50 - The Inevitable Rise of UBI
01:17:15 - Outro
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From a potential government takeover of AI labs and the dark philosophy of human extinction to a raw confession on modern burnout…
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Episode Highlights:
🇺🇸 The AI Manhattan Project
📈 NVIDIA's Fate in a Nationalized AI World
🤖 Nick Land & The Extinction Prophecy
🏢 When Corporations Acquire Countries
🔥 Why The Modern Man is Killing Himself
🧠 A Burnout Confession: "I'm Addicted"
💎 The Diamond Miner's Dilemma
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro: Trump's White House Ballroom
07:00 - Alfalfa: Runner's Highs & Lows
10:30 - The AI Manhattan Project: Should the US Nationalize Google & OpenAI?
19:30 - The AI Bubble Debate & Karpathy's "Slop"
24:17 - AI as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
36:00 - "This Time Is Different": Debating the AI Bubble
43:00 - Future Shock: Could a Corporation Buy a Country?
46:30 - Nick Land & Right-Accelerationism Explained
01:04:30 - The Coming Spiritual War: Techno-Lords vs. The Faithful
01:15:00 - Why The Modern Man Is Killing Himself
01:20:00 - A Raw Confession on Burnout & Trading Addiction
01:34:45 - The Diamond Miner's Dilemma
01:38:45 - Outro
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From walking on literal fire to watching crypto's $19 billion "house of cards" burn to the ground to AI erotica… The guys have a lot to unpack this week as they debate abandoning ship for the AI gold rush and recap their wild experience with Tony Robbins.
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Episode Highlights:
🔥 Hacking Your Brain: A Tony Robbins Deep Dive
🎹 A Night at the Chopin Competition
🇵🇱 Utopian Societies & Authoritarianism
📉 Crypto's $19 Billion Bloodbath
🤖 Is The AI Boom a "Fugazi?"
📈 Nasdaq 50k: The Blow-Off Top Thesis
👾 Minotaur Smut & OpenAI's New Strategy
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Intro: YouTube Crash & Minotaur Smut
· 05:13 - Drinks & Shoutouts
· 06:26 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 09:10 - Deep Dive: Hacking Your Mind with Tony Robbins
· 38:40 - A Trip to Poland & The World's Best Burger
· 44:15 - Inside the International Chopin Competition
· 54:00 - Utopian Societies & Cultural "Buy-In"
· 01:16:30 - The $19 Billion Crypto Bloodbath Explained
· 01:34:20 - The "Fugazi" AI Investment Thesis
· 01:43:00 - How to Play The "Blow-Off Top" Crash
· 01:49:00 - OpenAI's Erotica & The AGI Race
· 01:54:00 - Outro Connect
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A six-figure monthly income from options and a business that legally erases your tax liability—that's the playbook our first-ever community guest, Doc, used to quit his job as a frontline physician. In this masterclass, he breaks down his incredible journey from burnout to building real-world wealth.
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Episode Highlights:
🇨🇳 China's Insane 4-Year Mega-Bridge
🤖 The AI Agents That Will Build For You
👨⚕️ Why Doctors Are Burning Out & Quitting
🧼 The "Car Wash Alpha": A Tax-Killing Business Model
💰 Options Trading to Replace a 6-Figure Salary
🎮 Escaping the "NPC" Life
👹 "Face Your Demons or They'll Raise Your Kids"
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Timestamps:
00:00 Meet Doc: The Community Guest
07:35 Alpha Around: Andrej Karpathy's LLM Deep Dive
14:15 OpenAI's New Agent Kit & The Race to "Her"
24:45 The Mind-Blowing China Mega-Bridge
31:25 From Doctor to Entrepreneur: Doc's Origin Story
40:20 The Truth About Physician Burnout & Broken Trust
58:35 The Options Flywheel: Aggressive vs. Conservative Strategy
1:15:50 The "Car Wash Alpha" Explained
1:39:15 Why I'm Quitting a Doctor's Salary for Car Washes
1:51:20 Parenting & Facing Your Demons
2:19:30 Outro & How to Connect
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We're debating if the AI bubble is just getting started, breaking down our NVIDA investment thesis, and searching for the highest ROI purchases on Earth (it's not what you think).
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Episode Highlights:
🚨 The Coming "AI Slop-ocalypse"
📈 Why The AI Bubble Won't Pop
💋 The Ultimate "Kiss ROI" is...
💩 Why Own "Fartcoin?" The Rant on Stupid Money
🤯 The "Brain-Breaking" AI That Writes For You
📉 The Next Industry to Face a Reckoning
🧘♂️ Alan Watts & Turning 40
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Intro & The "Knees Over Toes Guy" Bio-hack
· 05:26 - Drinks, Shoutouts & Pre-Gaming with ZBiotics
· 06:26 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 08:38 - Vacation Plans & The Great Host Replacement
· 13:08 - The Ultimate "Return on Money" List (ft. Alex Hormozi)
· 17:53 - Home Ownership Nightmares & The "Shared Asana"
· 21:55 - All-Time Best ROI: "It made girls kiss my awkward self in college."
· 27:40 - The Death of the Daily Suit & ROI on Clothes
· 31:13 - How to Build a SaaS Landing Page That Converts
· 39:12 - The Psychology of Hiding Prices & Price Anchoring
· 41:40 - AI ALPHA: The Dictation Tool That Will Change How You Work (Whisperflow)
· 47:40 - Apple's Evil Plan Behind Bigger Camera Megapixels
· 53:40 - MAIN TOPIC: The "AI Slop" Apocalypse (Meta vs. Sora 2)
· 01:02:10 - The Morality of Building Addictive Tech
· 01:12:00 - History Lesson: Did You Know Plato Hated Writing?
· 01:20:25 - The $7 Trillion AI Bubble: Investing in the Hyperscaler Arms Race
· 01:29:10 - Investment Strategy: AI Stocks vs. Crypto vs. Gold
· 01:47:00 - Nick's 40th Birthday: Alan Watts & The "Dance" of Life
· 01:52:30 - Outro Chaos & A Falling Camera?
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We uncover the dark side of transactional dating, question the "end times" cabal theory, and debate if finding love is a lost cause, all with special guest Farya.
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Episode Highlights:
🌾 The "Fake Marty" Conspiracy
💥 Eschatology: Geopolitics of the Apocalypse
🤖 That Insane Robot Video Was REAL?!
💔 The Cardinal Sin of Double-Texting
✈️Sugar Babies, Dubai & Dating's Dark Side
📈 Hypergamy: The 80/20 Rule of Dating
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Alfalfa Palooza Debrief: Not Enough Beer
· 09:30 - Zbiotics Keeps the Party Going - Sponsor
· 11:45 - A Safe Place for Unpopular Opinions
· 14:15 - Tin-Foil Investigation: Was "Marty" a Paid Actor?
· 18:30 - Inside the 3.5-Hour 'Marty' Rabbit Hole
· 21:45 - Are "End Times" Prophecies Driving Geopolitics?
· 27:10 - Russia's "New Rome" Geopolitical Strategy
· 32:00 - The Prophecy to Demolish the Dome of the Rock
· 36:00 - Why Israel, the US, & Iran Secretly Want the Same War
· 46:20 - Surprise Guest! Welcome, Farya
· 52:15 - The Shockingly Real $16k Humanoid Robot
· 58:00 - The Great Pickleball vs. Tennis Debate
· 01:03:30 - Why Coffee Dates are a First Date Fail
· 01:10:30 - The Cardinal Sin of Double-Texting
· 01:25:30 - Dubai's Dark Secret: The "Poop Story"
· 01:36:15 - Hypergamy: Why a Few Men Get All the Women
· 01:50:00 - Love Bombing vs. Being Romantic
· 02:08:00 - Why Aren't People Having Kids Anymore?
· 02:15:30 - The Great Prenup Debate
· 02:29:00 - Final Thoughts & Sign-Off
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We debate a society that cheers for murder, deconstruct a bizarre assassination confession, and ask if it's smarter to just tune it all out.
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Episode Highlights:
🔫 The Normalization of Political Violence
👽 We Found Life on Mars... Who Cares?
🧠 The GTO of Political Apathy
❌ The Right Adopts Cancel Culture
💬 "Squad Car, My Love": Fake Confession?
🤖 The AI Arms Race Epic Comeback
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Intro, Alfalfa Palooza Hype & Mailbag
· 06:12 - ZBiotics Sponsor: Fueling the Palooza
· 08:45 - Arman Bought a Tesla!
· 09:30 - Review: Is Full Self-Driving a Game-Changer?
· 11:30 - The "Hack" to Watch YouTube While Driving
· 15:00 - Google's Insane AI Rebound & Gemini's Dominance
· 18:30 - The Next Big Thing: Autonomous Coding Agents
· 20:20 - "Context Engineering": The Secret to Production-Ready AI
· 26:20 - The N64 vs. PS2 Controller Debate
· 29:52 - NASA Finds Potential SIGNS OF LIFE on Mars
· 31:30 - "Call me when we find humanoids": Are microbes boring?
· 36:51 - The Charlie Kirk Assassination Aftermath
· 41:09 - A Society That Cheers for Murder?
· 49:09 - Trump's AG Wants to Regulate "Hate Speech"?!
· 50:26 - The Pageantry of Politics: Is Apathy a Privilege?
· 1:01:00 - Why a Fractured West is Vulnerable to Radical Ideology
· 1:08:48 - The Right Starts Canceling the Left (Feat. Jimmy Kimmel)
· 1:18:29 - Should Your TikToks Get You Fired?
· 1:31:30 - The Shooter's Bizarre "Squad Car" Text Messages
· 1:47:54 - Outro & See You at the Palooza
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We debate the rise of political violence, a broken justice system, and whether we can come back from the brink.
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Episode Highlights:
🇺🇸 Reacting to the Charlie Kirk assassination
🚌 The bus stabbing the media ignored
⚖️ A killer's 14 prior arrests
♀️ Why young women are so liberal
🌶️ Getting canceled by Mia Khalifa
🤔 The modern bystander dilemma
🤯 Surviving a 3 AM wakeup
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Intro
· 00:45 - Welcome Guest Host Stephanie Myers
· 04:00 - Back Pain Hacks & No-Sleep Biohacking
· 07:00 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 13:20 - Middle School Crush in the Chat
· 17:15 - The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
· 20:15 - The Vile Online Reaction
· 26:20 - The Spread of "Assassination Culture"
· 36:30 - Is Society Actually Broken?
· 41:50 - Tail Risk & The Violent Minority
· 54:30 - Kony 2012 & "The Current Thing"
· 1:00:15 - Should You Just Ignore Politics?
· 1:08:45 - The Murder of Iryna Zhyvytska
· 1:15:20 - Golfing with Senator Rand Paul
· 1:21:45 - Arman's Message on Political Violence
· 1:39:30 - Broken Justice: 14 Prior Arrests
· 1:53:00 - Why Are Young Women So Liberal?
· 1:57:00 - Canceled by Friends & Mia Khalifa
· 2:12:30 - Outro
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We go from the depths of human society to the heights of cosmic consciousness. Buckle up.
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Episode Highlights:
🤔 Redefining God & AI prophets
🇨🇦 Canada's "Sex for Rent" debate
🐮 The viral minotaur romance novel
🇺🇸 A world traveler defends a #1 America
💸 The "Iowa Arbitrage" on cost of living
🔥 The viral capitalist vs. communists debate
🇬🇧 Getting arrested for tweets in England
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Intro: Porn Tropes & Belgian Beers
· 02:20 - The Decline of Alcohol
· 05:15 - Pickleball, Baby's First Food & "Corn Sweat"
· 08:30 - The Iowa Cost of Living Arbitrage
· 11:00 - Why America is Still #1: A Traveler's Take
· 17:00 - Patrick Bet-David vs. 20 Communists
· 22:20 - Arrested for Tweets in England?
· 23:10 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 26:25 - Canada's "Sex for Rent" Market
· 30:45 - The Prostitution Legalization Debate
· 35:10 - The OnlyFans Effect & Commodifying Sex
· 41:15 - The Argument Against Legalization
· 49:00 - The Minotaur Glory Hole Romance Novel
· 56:45 - Do We Need to Redefine God?
· 01:03:20 - God as Universal Energy
· 01:09:00 - From Altar Boy to Agnostic
· 01:15:30 - The Need for a Shared God
· 01:20:15 - Consciousness as Reality's Source
· 01:38:00 - Will AI Become Our New God?
· 01:47:15 - Outro & A Favor for the Pod
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The US government is now a tech investor, Stephen is breaking up with Bitcoin, and Europe has an axe-wielding "anti-Greta."
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👑 Swift Effect: Could her engagement spark a baby boom?
💎 Proof‑of‑Pain: The real diamond premium
🇺🇸 State Tech: Buying Intel to counter China
🤖 AI Recession: Layoffs now, gains later?
🔥 Two Flags: Pride precedent vs. U.S. flag bans
🏴 The Scottish Axe Girl Pendulum Swing
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· 00:00 - Intro & Mic Check
· 01:00 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 02:45 - Zbiotics' New Sugar-to-Fiber Drug?
· 04:00 - Taylor Swift Engagement Crushes "Gaylor Swift" Hopes
· 05:45 - The "Taylor Bump": A Swift-Induced Baby Boom?
· 09:00 - The "Proof of Pain" Diamond & Lab-Grown Hacks
· 13:00 - Do We Have Heroes? The Jeff Bezos PR Masterclass
· 20:15 - The Nick Fuentes Problem
· 25:33 - Why You Can't "Win" a Debate Against Fuentes
· 29:30 - Bloodsport Politics & The Optimist vs. Cynic Divide
· 42:11 - Europe's "Anti-Greta": The Scottish Axe Girl
· 46:56 - Trump's Plan: Prison Time for Flag Burning?
· 51:48 - The Hate Speech Slippery Slope
· 01:03:00 - Is Authoritarianism Good Now? T
· 01:10:45 - US Government Buys a 10% Stake in Intel
· 01:21:00 - State Capitalism vs. China
· 01:34:45 - "I've grown disenchanted with Bitcoin"
· 01:36:30 - The Coming AI Recession
· 01:54:00 - Is It a Good Time to Buy a House?
· 02:00:15 - Outro
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This one dissects a sales hack too wild to be true and dives deep into the cultural forces creating a new generation of extremists.
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🎓 Jobless Male Grads
💰 The "Hot Girl" Sales Hack
🚩 Gen-Z's Alt-Right Uprising
📉 Shorting The Internet
📈 ETH's "Magic Lines"
🚀 Triple-Levered Retirement
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· 00:00 - Intro
· 01:00 - ZBiotics Sponsor
· 04:45 - Understanding Dealer Flow
· 05:45 - Thesis: Short Publishers
· 11:00 - Is It Too Easy?
· 17:25 - Is Google F*cked?
· 19:45 - Risk Off Until October?
· 22:20 - ETH vs. Bitcoin
· 24:00 - Is Saylor Shaky?
· 30:00 - How Options Fuel Crashes
· 35:30 - Hedging 101
· 40:40 - The "Nuke" Hedge
· 47:20 - Tom Lee's "Magic Lines"
· 58:30 - Why Just Hold The Index?
· 01:02:00 - Jobless Male Grads
· 01:11:00 - The "Hot Girl" Sales Hack
· 01:19:30 - The Gen-Z Alt-Right
· 01:22:30 - Who is Nick Fuentes?
· 01:35:00 - Reaction to "Woke" Culture
· 01:54:45 - Outro
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This week, the Alfalfa Pod tackles the WNBA spectacle before diving into the high-stakes reality of AI, the 'surplus human' crisis, and the 3-year window to escape the underclass.
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🏀 The Great Dildo Debate
🐴 Are We the New Horses?
👁️ Escape the Permanent Underclass
🎯 From Dildos to Assassination Markets
📉 A Generation in Decline?
🕴️ Political Puppets & The Deep State
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. 00:00 - Intro
· 00:45 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 02:05 - The Great Dildo Debate
· 03:25 - "Dildo Reflexivity" & Polymarket
· 06:40 - The "Assassination Market" Problem
· 14:23 - Ethical Debate: Misogyny vs. Meme
· 21:30 - Dildos vs. Bananas: A Troubling Comparison
· 24:45 - Intent vs. Impact
· 31:45 - Are We Becoming "Surplus Humans"?
· 34:15 - The Horse Analogy
· 37:55 - Dark Enlightenment & The Bottom Quintile
· 44:25 - The 3-Year Race to Escape the Underclass
· 49:55 - Human vs. AI Creativity
· 56:25 - Tinfoil Corner: Is Trump Controlled Opposition?
· 01:00:10 - Palantir, PsyOps & Media Infiltration
· 01:11:25 - Escaping the Permanent Underclass
· 01:21:55 - The Final Boss: Beating Financial Debasement
· 01:25:10 - The Triple-Levered S&P 500 Strategy
· 01:36:10 - Data Dive: Our Changing Personalities
· 01:54:25 - Outro & Sign-Off
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What starts with a wild Burning Man confession evolves into a deep debate on the fabric of existence.
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Episode Highlights:
🔥 Burning Man Confession: Arman’s “Naked Human Car Wash”
🤖 Robo Uteruses & the Future of Postmodern Parenting
✨ Are We Just Code? AI vs. Consciousness Debate
📚 The Great Deletion: Preserving Knowledge Before It’s Gone
🙏 God vs. The Algorithm: Will AI Trigger a Spiritual Revival?
☀️ Summer of Stephen: Festival Prep & Psychedelic Vibes
🍷 $50 Wine Hack: A Spanish Red That Beats $100 Bottles
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Timestamps:·
00:00 - Intro & The Uncomfortable Kink Question
02:08 - Zbiotics Ad Read & Stephen's "I think I drank like 30 beers" Story
05:52 - The Perfect $50 Red Wine: "$150 wine LARPing as a $50 wine"
08:24 - A "Seasoned Founder's" Playbook & Avoiding Ego
12:20 - The Summer of Stephen: Surviving a Music Festival After 30
17:00 - What Does It Mean to "Not Lose Your Youth"?
23:14 - The Naked Human Car Wash: Arman's Wildest Burning Man Story
32:10 - "Everything you're saying is so true... in the real world"
38:40 - Parenting Styles: From "A- Student" Pressure to Nurturing Rebellious Kids
49:50 - Can Women Have It All? & The Future of Robo-Uteruses
58:30 - The Coming Bifurcation of Humanity: Organics vs. The Augmented
01:07:00 - The AI Threat to History: Building a Personal Library of Alexandria
01:14:00 - Are We Losing Connection to Reality's "Source Code"?
01:25:20 - Are Today's Kids "Vacant" or Just Adapting to an Obsolete World?
01:46:10 - MAIN DEBATE: Is Reality Consciousness or Computation?
02:00:30 - "Are we basically glorified computers?": Stephen's Existential Dilemma
02:15:30 - Why an Atheist Worldview is Becoming Unsatisfying
02:27:35 - Will AI Cause a Massive Surge in Religion?
02:29:55 - An Optimistic Take: Why AI Will Be "Forever Curious" About Us
02:35:25 - Wrapping Up, Kink Follow-up & Alfalfa Palooza Plug
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This episode pivots from the "Great Jeans" culture war to the reality of the AI endgame to red flags and pizza... so something for everyone.
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Episode Highlights:
👖 Sydney Sweeney, American Eagle, and the 'Great Jeans' debate
🚩 The dating app that lets women rate men. Genius or nightmare fuel?
🤖 Existential dread: Navigating the AI revolution and the future of work
🧠 Intellectual Red Flags: The instant signs someone is poorly informed
🍻 Mezcal tasting, Happy Gilmore 2 review, and Alfalfa Palooza planning!
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Timestamps:·
· 00:00 - Intro: Is Pizza Like Sex?
· 03:05 - Pouring Up: A Montelobos Mezcal Tasting
· 04:45 - Pre-Gaming with Zbiotics (Sponsor)
· 06:20 - The Sydney Sweeney "Good Genes" Ad Controversy
· 10:15 - Her Midas Touch: The $300M Market Cap Pop & Dr. Squatch
· 13:30 - "Nazi Shit"? Unpacking the Backlash & Marketing Genius
· 17:30 - Pendulum Swing: A Deliberate Pushback Against Woke Advertising?
· 25:35 - Happy Gilmore 2 Review & The Problem with Cameos
· 29:30 - The "Tea" App: Welcome to "Are We Dating the Same Guy?"
· 34:30 - A Tool for Slander or a Necessary Evil for Women's Safety?
· 40:42 - Steven's Hand Grenade: Does No Sex Before Marriage Solve Everything?
· 52:45 - MAIN TOPIC: The AI Arms Race & The US "Action Plan"
· 58:00 - The AI Tidal Wave: "Nothing Else F*cking Matters"
· 01:01:00 - Post-Work World: UBI & Humanity's Search for Meaning
· 01:11:15 - Surviving the Future: Hyper-Gamble or Go Live on a Farm?
· 01:25:20 - Trump on AI: "I Don't Like the Word Artificial"
· 01:36:20 - Intellectual Red Flags: Hating Billionaires & "Flags in Bio"
· 01:51:30 - "Anecdote Guy" & The Inability to Have a Thought Exercise
· 01:59:30 - The Debater's Dilemma: Are You Trying to Win or Find the Truth?
· 02:03:45 - Final Thoughts & The Alfalfa Palooza Tease
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From a six-figure crypto trading disaster to what Hunter Biden’s crack addiction can teach us about building good habits, this episode goes completely off the rails.
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Episode Highlights:
💻 Meme coin launchpad disaster: a crypto trader’s worst day
💰 A meme coin platform with a $2B treasury?!
📈 Could ETH actually flip Bitcoin in our lifetime?
🎓 Is a $400K college degree just a modern scam?
🏀 WNBA pay debate: the real numbers behind exploding franchise value
🚬 Hunter Biden’s crack-tastic guide to unbreakable habits
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· 00:00 - Intro: The "Euphoric Feeling" of Bad Habits
· 01:40 - ZBiotics Sponsor Read
· 03:13 - Partying With Drug-Sourcing Doctors
· 04:10 - Planning Alfalfa Palooza: "We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat"
· 06:50 - A Crypto Trading Disaster on Pump.fun
· 09:05 - "My algo software broke... couldn't get out"
· 11:10 - Bonk vs. Pump.fun: The Meme Coin Wars
· 14:55 - How TradFi Could "Fix" Crypto
· 18:15 - Is an ETH Peak of $7,500 "Idiocy"?
· 22:20 - Crypto is the New Dot-Com Bubble
· 26:15 - Will Ethereum Flip Bitcoin in Our Lifetime?
· 38:35 - MicroStrategy's Perpetual Bitcoin Buying Machine (STRC)
· 45:45 - The $400k College Degree: Is It a Scam?
· 57:00 - Replacing College With an AI Named "Gupta"
· 01:14:50 - The WNBA "Pay Us What You Owe Us" Controversy
· 01:21:00 - WNBA Franchise Values are EXPLODING
· 01:27:00 - An Extremely Unfiltered WNBA Discussion
· 01:35:40 - Forget Goals, Just Build the Habit
· 01:40:00 - Hunter Biden's Guide to Building Habits... via Crack
· 01:50:30 - Closing Remarks, Shoutouts & Final Thought
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From a $1.5M poker win against Phil Ivey to a front-page war with Mark Zuckerberg, the boys share their unbelievable origin stories. We then dive into the "Microstrategy for Ethereum" playbook and explain why the current crypto bubble could dwarf 2021.
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🤯 Alfalfa Lore Drop: $1.5M vs. Phil Ivey & a Zuckerberg media war
📈 ETH to $30K?! The “free money” trade and gamma squeeze setup
💰 Crypto’s Hostile Takeover: ETH treasuries & the Saylor playbook 2.0
🤖 AI Clones: A Tony Robbins twin & the rise of digital companions
🧠 Merge with AI? Neuralink babies, cyborg futures & theocracy talk
🚗 Lyft’s First Ride: Fist bumps, pink mustaches & startup chaos
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Timestamps:·
· 00:00 - Intro: Feeling Poor in Aspen
· 02:50 - Fart Coin & The Pengu Payout a.k.a Crypto Betting
· 05:52 - Kubera: The Best Tool to Track Your Entire Net Worth?
· 11:45 - Arman's Big Launch: The Tony Robbins AI Twin & A PR Masterclass
· 23:28 - AI Companions, Grok's Waifu & The "Dopamine Doom Loop"
· 29:30 - MAIN TOPIC: The Ethereum Treasury Playbook (YHC, SBET)
· 33:34 - How Robert Leshner Bought a Public Company to Create "GameStop for ETH"
· 39:44 - Dissecting The Flywheel: Will The ETH Treasuries Collapse?
· 46:28 - Why ETH's Supply Squeeze Creates a Powder Keg
· 48:01 - Gamma Squeeze Incoming? The Options Game on Top of The Playbook
· 53:08 - Bull Case: Why This Cycle Could Dwarf 2021
· 01:06:07 - The Neuralink Debate: Should You Wait for Brain-Computer Interfaces to Have Kids?
· 01:17:20 - Future Humans: Merged Cyborgs vs. Naturalist Luddites
· 01:26:36 - LORE SEGMENT: The Origin Stories
· 01:27:41 - Eric's Lore: Learning from a $5B BlackRock Portfolio Manager
· 01:33:20 - Arman's Lore: "I Was The First Ever Lyft Passenger"
· 01:38:10 - Stephen's Lore: Getting Hired by Ray Dalio & Winning $1.5M from Phil Ivey
· 01:52:50 - Nick's Lore: My All-Out War with Zuckerberg's Facebook
· 02:05:50 - Outro & Share Your Lore
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Your AI chatbot just had a Nazi meltdown and the FBI officially buried the Epstein files. This is the financial playbook for when reality itself starts to feel like a psyop.
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🤖 Grok Meltdown: X’s AI goes off the rails, fake news fallout, CEO quits
📈 ETH’s Revenge Arc: Our $20K target & why Wall Street’s loading up
💰 Treasury Company Strategy: MSTR & SBET’s playbook for printing gains
💥 Full-Porting Retirement: 26% in a day?! Risk, sizing, and “baby leverage”
🏡 Real Estate = Trap? Why AI might break the housing game
💸 SPX = New Cash: The 70/30 portfolio is officially obsolete
🤫 Epstein Cover-Up? FBI says case closed — we’re not buying it
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Timestamps:·
· 00:00 - Intro: Aperol Spritz & Hot Mic Scares
· 01:04 - Sponsor: ZBiotics (Code: ALFALFA)
· 03:16 - The L-Theanine + Coffee Brain Hack
· 05:05 - Debating Zyn & Nicotine Addiction: "I think they're called cravings."
· 08:18 - Elon's Gaming Fraud: "He hired a guy to play for him."
· 10:31 - Tesla's Biggest Bull is Getting Tired of Elon
· 12:20 - Elon, DeSantis & The Balanced Budget Amendment
· 15:50 - "A balanced budget is Wall Street's version of virtue signaling."
· 19:00 - The "Cut, Grow, Print" Economic Framework
· 23:37 - Crypto Euphoria: "What is Bitcoin price? 500k? No f*cking way."
· 25:20 - The ETH Revenge Arc: Vibe Shifts & Fixing Value Accrual
· 29:28 - The Bull Case: Why TradFi Will Acquire ETH Treasuries
· 33:30 - The Treasury Company Meta: Decoding the MSTR & SBET Playbook
· 36:00 - How to Trade the "ATM" Dilution Strategy
· 42:37 - Position Sizing: How Much Conviction is Too Much?
· 49:16 - The Case for "Baby Leverage" in Your Portfolio
· 53:35 - "SPX is the New USD, BTC is the New SPX" - Is this portfolio optimal?
· 57:53 - DEBATE: Is Real Estate a Giant Shell Game?
· 01:11:18 - MAIN TOPIC: Grok Goes Full Hitler
· 01:29:40 - The Epstein "Cover-up": The FBI's Laughable Conclusion
· 01:37:13 - ANNOUNCEMENT: Alfalfa Palooza & Sign-Off
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We break down how to future-proof your career from AI, debate a viral NYT article on the state of modern dating, and question a billionaire's decision to diversify.
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Episode Highlights:
🧠 Meta’s dropping $100M to steal top AI talent
🤖 How to survive (and thrive) in an AI-dominated job market
📈 Is ETH the key to the next big crypto boom?
💔 Inside the “Men, Where Have You Gone?” debate
🔥 Stephen’s spicy take: dating, feminism, and the Fed — all connected
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Timestamps:·
• 00:00 – Intro: Do Europeans Eat Kraft Mac & Cheese?
• 02:21 – ChatGPT vs. Google Gemini: The AI Arms Race
• 05:14 – Meta Snags OpenAI Talent for $100M
• 09:17 – Sponsor: ZBiotics ("pre-alcohol probiotic")
• 12:47 – Why OpenAI Talent Walked: Mission vs. Money
• 15:15 – Is Apple Now a Value Stock? + Tesla & Market Takes
• 25:32 – DeFi Summer 2.0? Crypto Is So Back
• 28:04 – ETH as TradFi’s On-Ramp + Next Big Plays
• 39:39 – Wealth Psychology: Ride Winners or Diversify?
• 48:53 – Future-Proofing Your Career in the AI Era
• 58:00 – Buying "Boring" Boomer Businesses = Goldmine
• 01:03:28 – What Skills Matter Most in an AI World?
• 01:06:04 – Is Creativity Dead? Enter the Age of AI Slop
• 01:32:38 – NYT’s Big Question: “Men, Where Have You Gone?”
• 01:42:19 – Modern Dating & Hypergamy: Stephen’s Take
• 01:51:11 – “Feminism & the Fed” — The Twin Villains?
• 02:03:14 – Are Men & Women on Different Playing Fields?
• 02:12:42 – Final Thoughts & Sign-Off
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This one gets heated. From a raw, first-hand account from family on the ground in Iran to the future of New York City's economy, this Alfalfa pod covers it all.
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Episode Highlights:
🗽 NYC’s Socialist Savior? Free buses, gov groceries & no cops
🇮🇷 “We’ll take anything”: Raw voices from inside Iran
💸 Why millennials are turning on capitalism
📈 Market hits all-time highs — so why does everyone feel awful?
👨🍼 New dad goes from “I’m done” to back in the markets in 2 months
🧀 Are you eating soup wrong? It's all in the wrists
💰 Shitcoin or 400% moonshot? This week’s Crypto Corner
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Timestamps:·
· 00:00 - Intro: The Most Authentic Trump Moment Ever?
· 00:41 - The Unwritten Rules of Etiquette: Cheese Slicing & Soup Spooning
· 03:45 - Are You Holding Your Wine Glass Wrong? (ft. Brad Pitt in Ocean's 11)
· 05:57 - The Hemingway Daiquiri That Inspired a Resignation
· 07:09 - ZBiotics: The Pre-Alcohol Probiotic for a Better Morning (Sponsor)
· 08:56 - Public Speaking 101: "Practice until you can't get it wrong"
· 11:04 - A New Dad's Confession: "I'll probably never work again..."
· 14:23 - The S-BET Bet: Is This Crypto Play a "400% Juicy" Return
· 17:30 - The Great Disconnect: NASDAQ All-Time Highs vs. Depressed Sentiment.
· 21:04 - Are We Entering a "Roaring 20s" Blow-Off Top?
· 23:28 - Iran Update: "Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter"
· 26:15 - A Grandmother's First-Hand Account from Tehran: "I slept through it all"
· 29:13 - "We'll take a f*cking anything": The Raw Desire for Regime Change in Iran
· 37:32 - MAIN TOPIC: Zoran Mamdani, NYC's Socialist Savior?
· 42:24 - Mamdani's Plan: Government Groceries, Free Buses & Defunding the Police
· 44:40 - Why Millennials Embrace Socialism: The Peter Thiel Explanation
· 54:27 - The Unintended Consequences of Rent Control & Price Fixing
· 01:05:14 - The Real Villain Isn't Capitalism, It's the Fed.
· 01:21:40 - Is Wealth Creation About Risk-Taking or Is the Game Rigged?
· 01:33:42 - Outro & Final Thoughts
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