Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark.
We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic Dark, and Public Access, but our heart is in Chaosium Call of Cthulhu RPG games. We blend roleplaying, laughs, and cosmic horror in equal measure. If you love a horror podcast, a TTRPG podcast, or shows like The Glass Cannon Network, The Apocalypse Players, Worlds Beyond Number, Dungeons & Daddies, or Pretending to be People, you’ll feel right at home.
Join our Discord at https://slayed.me/discord to chat with the community, or support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/aintslayed for ad-free episodes, bonus content, early access, and even the chance to help shape our next story.
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Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark.
We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic Dark, and Public Access, but our heart is in Chaosium Call of Cthulhu RPG games. We blend roleplaying, laughs, and cosmic horror in equal measure. If you love a horror podcast, a TTRPG podcast, or shows like The Glass Cannon Network, The Apocalypse Players, Worlds Beyond Number, Dungeons & Daddies, or Pretending to be People, you’ll feel right at home.
Join our Discord at https://slayed.me/discord to chat with the community, or support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/aintslayed for ad-free episodes, bonus content, early access, and even the chance to help shape our next story.
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Julius, Patience, and Eli are swept into a nightmare of blood and steel as they chase the truth through a warped slaughterhouse. Something ancient stirs as the boundaries between dream and waking collapse. Choices are made that can’t be undone.
Content Warnings: Suicide, Drowning, Body horror, Gore, Gunshot SFX, Death and dying, Human experimentation, Religious trauma, Hallucinations, Transformation, Violence, and Disturbing imagery involving blood, water, and industrial slaughter.
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Dialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina Haenze
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Original Music: Graham Plowman
Player Characters
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
NPC Voices
Delton Engle-Sorrell as Cody
Mike Perceval-Maxwell as The Old Man
Keith Houston as Old Greg
additional voices by cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Patreon: https://patreon.com/aintslayed
Merch: https://aintslayed.dashery.com/
Discord: https://slayed.me/discord
IG: https://instagram.com/aintslayed
Ain’t Slayed Nobody and Rusty Quill
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