The Crew reviews Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!, discusses David Miller, George Wilson, puberty love, Quinn returns to fidgeting, sad attempt at copyright infringements, homage to random babies, flat spoofs, Mo’s sobriety, Sharon Taylor, helicopter crashes, and pick the next film review. “I’m not taking my panties off for Scotland!” ⭐ ½ DON’T WATCH
The Crew reviews About Time, discusses Domhnall Gleeson, Rachel McAdams, math, chick flicks, and shallow male viewpoints with Quinn, Bill Nighy, tears of a clown, Margot Robbie, time travel, empathy, attractive people in dark rooms, Dane fights opposition, balding, fat baby pictures, Martin goes Bill O’Reilly, and pick the next film review. “I’m not taking my panties off for Scotland!” ⭐⭐⭐; WATCH
The Crew reviews Joker, discusses Joaquin Phoenix, DC, Todd Phillips, psychology, Robert De Niro, more spoilers from Quinn, villains, Dane enjoys snacks, comic books, Marc Maron, Batman, Zazie Beetz, superheroes, and pick the next film review. “Gary, you were the only one who was ever nice to me” ⭐⭐⭐⭐; WATCH
The Crew reviews American Psycho, discusses Christian Bale, Justin Theroux, book and movie comparison, Jared Leto, Bret Easton Ellis, materialism, Game of Thrones, Josh Lucas, shady Tom Cruise, Begs receives Val Kilmer’s book, Dane cakes, Mila Kunis, cancel culture, and pick the next film review. “Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it” ⭐⭐⭐; WATCH
The Crew reviews Stop Making Sense (a Dane pick), discusses David Byrne, music, bongos, Big Mouth Billy Bass, Bernie Worrell, Caution Hill, documentaries, Alex Weir, 80s music, Begs’ punchable face, drywalling, concert films, the Talking Heads, Willem Dafoe’s dong, fat suits, directing, Billy Joel in Russia, Imagine Dragons, and pick the next film review. “And you may find yourself” ⭐⭐ ½; WATCH
The Crew reviews The Freshman, discusses Marlon Brando, Dane spites The Crew, Matthew Broderick, Mo shows his age, Bruno Kirby, cocaine, drug culture and artistic influence, subtitles, Johnny Depp, current cable television stations, Mel Brooks, animal cruelty, Joe Exotic, close-talkers, sitcoms, and pick the next film review. “What armpit?” ⭐⭐; DON’T WATCH