Hey guys! I know I’ve pretty much gone off the radar, but I’m back! I explain how I moved into the perfect house with my awesome roommate who has been my best friend since we were teenagers. Make sure you stay til the end for something hilarious!

*WARNING: if loud noise upsets you, do NOT listen to this episode!*. Hey guys! I know it’s been a while since I last did this. I decided to carry on the tradition of recording and sharing the firework show we went to. This year it seemed like everyone and their cousin was setting them off, so there were sounds coming from every direction. On top of the “big booms” as Eliza calls them, you get to hear her talk. There were also some elementary school age kids playing near us and you could probably hear them in the background as well. I hope you’ve all had a fun and safe holiday weekend! I’ll try to get back on a regular upload schedule. I miss y’all!

Hey y’all! Sorry I’ve been absent recently. I keep losing track of time. Today I’m gonna be doing something a bit different. After hearing nothing but good things about the Cirkul bottles and flavors over the last several months, I decided to try it out for myself. I love the design of the bottle and the fruit punch flavor is so good! For the longest time I’ve had trouble drinking enough water, but I’m hoping this will make it easier. If you need to drink more water but hate how flavorless it is, visit https://drinkcirkul.com/pages/bundle-builder to get started! And no, I’m not getting paid to say any of this lol

Hey guys! On tonight’s short episode of the Eragonian, we discuss how the kitties reacted to a dog in the house. Also, I make a belated birthday shout out to my big five year old, Echo! I know this episode isn’t anything to write home about, but at least it got done right? Lol

Hey y’all! I’ve been meaning to do an episode like this for a while and I’m obviously just now getting around to it. Today, I’m basically giving an update on my life. If you know me well, you already know this stuff. There are a lot of exciting things happening in my life at the moment. It’s like the pieces are finally starting to come together. Please universe 🙏🏻

Hey guys! After a long break, I’m back and I’ve got quite a few interesting stories to tell. On top of my cats’ misadventures, we celebrate Calypso’s 6th birthday and reflect on the neighborhood cats who seem to have adopted us.

Hey guys! I’m sorry I’ve been away for so long. Time just keeps getting away from me. Fear not, for I have returned! Tonight, I’m joined by Ashley, who you’ve heard from before, and very special guest, Bob the Old Lady!!! She’s a cartoonishly ridiculous character we came up with a looong time ago. Please note: nothing in her story is to be taken seriously. Ashley was just saying random, nonsensical things. The stories we told out of character were true though. Oh, and the song at the beginning is something I made up when Artemis was little. Don’t ask why we felt the need to include it here. Hope you all enjoy our silliness and are moved by Bob the Old Lady’s wisdom and experience lol! If I were you, I wouldn’t eat or drink anything while you listen to this.

Hey y’all! On tonight’s episode of the Eragonian, we discuss Artemis’s recent playfulness as well as her capture of a mouse the other night. I shouldn’t have named her after the goddess of hunting lol. I also talk about Saphira’s preference for lying on her left side. She’s an odd bird. I wish cats could talk!

Hey y’all! I decided to talk about my spiritual experiences and what I’ve come to realize. Please keep in mind these are just my opinions and I mean no disrespect to anyone else. I of all people understand how personal this stuff is, so I’d never bash someone for believing something I don’t. I also give a brief update on my niece and ramble about some randomness. Surprisingly, the cats only interrupt a couple times. Somebody call the papers! Lol.

Hey guys! On tonight’s Eragonian, we discuss Saphira and Echo leaving to put up with each other, me tripping and Eragon’s on-going love for closing doors. He actually pulled that on me after I finished recording. Go figure. Enjoy my goofiness and be sure to check back in a few days for a spiritual episode!

First off, I’m sorry for the lack of music. The app I use to put the audio and the music together was being dumb and I got tired of fighting with it. In this week’s short episode, I recount a couple silly anecdotes about our favorite Siamese mischief maker and profess my new-found love of barbecue. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to sleep. Have a purrfect weekend!

Hey there, kool katz! After a few weeks of me slacking, feline Friday is back! In today’s Eragonian, I share Saphira’s reaction to catnip, how Echo’s and my relationship is finally back to where it should be and discuss how cats aren’t as independent as we all think. They need love just as much as any other being and I think we tend to forget that. I may have gotten a little overzealous, so be prepared lol. Have a good weekend. Meow!

Hey y’all! In todays episode, I talk about 2021, which was tumultuous but, in my opinion, a good bit better than 2020. Can we just agree to leave that year in the trash where it belongs? Lol! Along with discussing some of the big events in my life that took place last year, I share some things I’m planning to work on and accomplish this year. Hope you guys enjoy my usual silliness. I’ll try to be back on Friday. Have a good one! Oh and please excuse the little goof up at the beginning. I tried to trim that part out, but my phone wouldn’t cooperate.

Hello there, queens and toms! In this week’s Eragonian, I cover a hilarious story that I somehow forgot last episode. I also talk about Eragon’s new thing: flipping over the food bowl and usually making a mess in the process. How many of you would like to see food bowl flipping become a trend? Makes as much sense as any other internet thing in my opinion. Hope y’all enjoyed this week’s cat craziness. See you next Friday!

Hey y’all! For today’s journey into fantasy, we discuss the Maze Runner books. I summarize the story, discuss loved and hated characters and share my thoughts on the movies. I also tell listeners that I respect James Dashner despite, and because of, how angry he makes me. Hope y’all enjoy. See you on Friday!

Hey there, kool katz! On tonight’s Eragonian, I tell you about the messes my cats have made recently. I also discuss whether the trill and the chirp are two different sounds or one and the same. What do y’all think? Sorry this episode is so short and boring. I’m super sleepy lol

Hey guys! Sorry I missed feline Friday last week. My short term memory combined with laziness got in the way. This week, I discuss cat collars, how mine can’t seem to keep them on and how I plan to make sure they don’t get lost or hurt when I move into town. I also ask for help in choosing the purrfect collar for each of my fur babies. While the color of their fur and eyes are a big factor, I also want to consider their personalities. Yes, I’m well aware that I’m provably wasting my time since they’ll probably have the things off within a week, but if I’m gonna do this, I may as well do it right. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Have a great weekend and happy full moon. Meow!

Hey there, queens and toms! Today, we discuss time changes, Eragon’s transformation from a wild and playful kitten to a big and purry lap cat and other facets of being a cat mom. There’s also a goofy intro which may well be the best part of the episode. Lol! Sorry for the weird sound quality. My mic was turned up all the way which I didn’t know until I played the audio back. I turned down the track’s volume, but it still sounds odd. I’ll make a habit of checking the volume of my microphone before I start recording. Hope y’all enjoyed tonight’s episode! Be sure to check back next week for some Artemis stories and other birthday related fun. See you then. Meow!

Hey y’all! I may have missed doing feline Friday this week, but it actually worked out. Today, October 30, makes a year since Saphira and Eragon came to live with me. They were only supposed to be fosters, but we ended up keeping them. I talk about the day they were brought to me as well as how their personalities have evolved over the last year. It’s been a ride, that’s for sure. Hope you guys enjoyed this little nostalgia trip. We’ll see you this Friday hopefully. Meow!

Hey there, kool katz! After taking a brief hiatus, I’m back with more fun stories about Eragon and the other feline rascals. A big thanks to my friend Kris for editing the song and adding it to the end of this episode. This may not be the last dragon cat remix y’all will hear. You never know what the two of us might get up to 😼 enjoy and I’ll see you next week. Meow!