Season ∞ Ep 17 - "The Assassination of Seven Bucks" (Pt.2) [Patreon Preview] by Will Sennett and Nate Fisher

Chaser Trapp was the worst driver in NASCAR until one day when he suddenly found his fate intertwined with that of infamous Arkansas Senator Seven Bucks. Featuring guest voices from the Blowback Boys. FEATURING Noah Kulwin as Ecksman Mudd Brendan James as Senator Seven Bucks

Listen to the rest of this episode at: Patreon.com/ACloserLook Hugh Jackman does the blood test scene from The Thing except with garlic fries and it's to find a vampire.

Listen to the rest of this episode at: Patreon.com/ACloserLook Money McDonalds, Luc Charizard, and the Secretary of Agriculture escape the hockey arena like how a frog would do it.

Four Malices at the Palaces. All in one night. Across all four major sports. An event so violent, so devastating, that it completely erased one of the country's most promising cities from the map.

Listen to the rest of this ep and all other Season ∞ stories at https://www.patreon.com/c/ACloserLook Mark and Topher's relationship disintegrates.

Jeff Sexberry is an an eccentric football genius with a groundbreaking offenseive scheme. The only people who can help him run it are Mark Asbich and Topher Christopher, two once-promising quarterbacks who let their mutual lifelong hatred ruin their respective careers. Featuring: Hesse Deni as Lexgie Nelson

Listen to the rest of this ep and all other Season ∞ stories at patreon.com/ACloserLook Will and Nate learn something unbelievable about Money Mcdonalds.

Listen to the rest of this ep and all other Season ∞ stories at patreon.com/ACloserLook Unlucky stories from Sheridan Taylor's early life

Listen to the rest of Part 2 and more episodes at patreon.com/ACloserLook Fred Gentle's Basilica shoes display their terrifying power on national television.

Fred Gentle is one of the most talented players in professional basketball, but is so boring that nobody is ever able to remember his name. In the sneaker-mad world of the 1990s NBA, Fred’s mother enlists an evil scientist to create a signature shoe for Fred. Listen to Part 2 and more episodes at patreon.com/ACloserLook

Battle comes to the set of Cyber Cowboys. Who survives, and can Nate and Will find them? FEATURING: Big Dave as General Marvin S. Room Cooper Lyden as ArmenianEminem Sarah Goldstein as Suzy Short Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets Caleb Pitts as Frank Castle Cameron Fetter as Zack Bogart April Clark as Pearl Whett Thomas White as Bobtail Nag Laura Peek as Meg Benedict Dan Donohue as Billy Clientele Will as Will Nate as everybody else

To the center of the tootsie pop we go... FEATURING: Alex Forrest as Captain Phillips Sarah Goldstein as Suzy Short/The Cortana Eli Lutsky as Jason Callback/Spiffy St. Grenade Hesse Deni as Elena Rothschild/Cookies the Librarian Will as Will Nate as everybody else Music by Couture

When the federal government tells Denis that he can't film a train exploding in the Grand Canyon, Denis decides he must build a second Grand Canyon. Enter Dave Skeleton. Tickets are going fast for the A Closer Look Charity Ball! Mail a check or traveler's check today to secure your front row seat to a lifetime of memories. FEATURING: Terence Pennington as Griffin Killian McAssey as Stewie Caleb Pitts as Frank Castle Sarah Goldstein as Suzy Short April Clark as Pearl Whett Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets Rob Franco as Gorilla Randy Hesse Deni as Elena Rothschild Will as Will AND Canadian Interviewer Nate as everybody else

Denis constructs his most expensive and ambitious pursuit. We meet Zack Bogart. A celebratory dinner turns deadly. Jason Callback is replaced by Bibby Munculus, one of the strangest boys ever. In a mysterious cave on the edge of town, we learn the truth about the people of Kanab. FEATURING: Cameron Fetter as Zack Bogart Dylan Subiza as Professor Sam Urinal Caleb Pitts as Frank Castle Eli Lutsky as Jason Callback Eli Lutsky as Bibby Munculus Sarah Goldstein as Annapolis Dan Donohue as Billy Clientele April Clark as Pearl Whett Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets Will as Will AND Stalactite Nate as everybody else

Denis worries about a potential mole on set. We meet former New Yorker Magazine Allagash White. Michael Chiclets and Pearl Whett put their heads together. We travel to Neo-Phoenix. Someone sees something that they weren't supposed to see. FEATURING: Rob Franco as Gorilla Randy April Clark as Pearl Whett Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets Grace Freud as Broyle Dunson Dan Donohue as Billy Clientele Will as Will Nate as everyone else "Batteries" - music composed by Couture

Denis struggles to keep a secret under wraps. A new documentary crew enters the fold. The Rob Zombies head into Kanab for answers. Steven Seagal is disrespected. Another cast member disappears. A very Fisher ad. FEATURING: Rob Franco as Gorilla Randy April Clark as Pearl Whett Caleb Pitts as Frank Castle Sarah Goldstein as Suzy Short Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets Thomas White as Bobtail Nag Grace Freud as Broyle Dunson Hesse Deni as Elena Rothschild Eli Lutsky as Jason Callback Laura Peek as Meg Benedict Will as Will AND Eric Nate as everyone else

Strange people live in Kanab, Utah. They do not trust the latest Hollywood crew to show up in their historic movie town. Before production begins on Cyber Cowboys, Kevin Costner is attacked. And another member of the cast is found dead. FEATURING: Hesse Deni as Elena Rothschild Terence Pennington as Griffin Killian McAssey as Stewie Laura Peek as Meg Benedict Grace Freud as Broyle Dunson Thomas White as Bobtail Nag Eli Lutsky as Jason Callback Dan Donohue as Billy Clientele Sarah Goldstein as Suzy Short Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets Will as Will Nate as everyone else

In 1996, a massive film production crew ventures out into the desert of Utah. We meet Hollywood's next big director, Denis Canter. We trace his humble origins from Kentucky to the studio offices, as he recruits the most esteemed cast and crew for the most expensive movie of all time. It will never be finished. FEATURING: Dan Donohue as Billy Clientele Caleb Pitts as Frank Castle Will as Will Nate as everybody else

The Season Finale. Game 7 of the 1979 World Series between the Nashville Pickers and Lower Manhattan Gambinos.